Open Post: By 93-Year-Old Buzz Aldrin’s Wedding Announcement

January 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Who’s got two thumbs, was the second man to step foot on the moon, recently celebrated his 93rd birthday by announcing his marriage to his “longtime love” on Twitter and wears more bling than Drake on the prowl after pay day? That’s right, it’s ….

This guy! Buzz Aldrin: American Hero & #1 (living) Moon Zaddy non-pareil

Buzz turned 93 last Friday and marked the occasion by sharing that he recently tied the knot (look, his hands might be arthritic but those rings probably contain special moon particles that keep his knuckles as supple as a Boy Scout’s) with his partner of many years, 63-year-old Dr. Anca Faur, who holds a PhD in chemical engineering, enjoys spending time with her grandchildren and stays holding her king down as Executive VP of Buzz Aldrin Ventures LLC. Drake Extremely LTD simply could never.

Simmer down, Drake. Buzz doesn’t know who you can call to get special persimmon to elope with a teen; he said they’re “as excited as” teenagers. It’s called a simile, man. Maybe try reading a book? Here’s why Zaddy Buzz’ rover is ALWAYS cleared for landing.

The Sun reports that this is Buzz’s 4th marriage; his previous one lasted from 1988 to 2012 and ended in divorce. Buzz is reportedly worth about $12 million. And while Drake’s out here wasting his little coins flashing his $750,000 “exotic watch, Buzz quietly slipped one of these His & Hers beauties on his lady’s wrist.

You wanna know what’s erotic? Space balls. What can I say? Buzz has got what Drake wants and no amount of money is ever gonna change that. Drake may be able to buy himself a seat on one of Jeff Bezos’ little motion-simulation rides, but he better get on that now if he doesn’t want to go down in history as the second celebrity “astronaut” in “space” after Pete Davidson. And even then, he’ll still be terminally single.

Pics: Milla Cochran/, YouTube

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