Night Crumbs

September 28, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

M&M has announced its first new character in ten years, and it’s the purple M&M! The good news for Ms. Purple is that Tucker Carlson probably doesn’t want to fuck her since she wears Timbs instead of heels. But honestly, they should’ve put the purple M&M in some Capezio jazz shoes instead because she’s a show-off theater queen who lives for the stage! Oh shit, please don’t tell me that they based the purple M&M on Lea Michele. If that’s the case, the other M&Ms better hide their wigs – The Takeout

And now from The Department of What’s Up With That: Chris Redd, who recently left Saturday Night Live, is dating Kenan Thompson’s ex-wife. Apparently, there was no cheating going on, there’s no drama between Chris and Kenan, and Kenan never strolled into Lorne Michaels’ office to say, “Hi, dad, I need you to fire the trick that is humping on my wife.” – Lainey Gossip

Hailey Bieber would like everyone (read: Selenators) to know that Justin Bieber never passed his peen to her while he was still with Selena Gomez. Let’s just throw a “sure, Jan” at Hailey and move on while praying that we never have to hear about Justin Bieber’s peen again – Celebitchy

Christina Haack El Moussa Antstead Hall (the Flip or Flop lady) has shit all over her ex Ant Anstead (the boyfriend of Renee Zellweger who hosted Wheeler Dealers) for accusing her of exploiting their 3-year-old son by using the boy in her sponsored Instagram posts and featuring him in her TV show. This could be a “pot kettle” situation since it seems like their kid makes regular appearances on Ant’s Instagram too, but I will say that it’s wrong for Christina to regularly bring their son to the set of her TV show. I mean, how many times does a young child need to be exposed to accent tile in the shower and grey shaker-style cabinets?! – E! News

Katie Couric was diagnosed with breast cancer and is letting others know about the importance of a yearly mammogram – SOW

Daniel Franzese (aka Damian from Mean Girls) gave his thoughts on why he’s conflicted over Brendan Fraser’s casting in The Whale – Pajiba

Behold, Paul Bettany and Jeremy Pope in Warhol and Basquiat drag – Just Jared

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