Mike Tindall, Husband Of THE QUEEN’S Granddaughter, Will Appear On “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!”
Hang onto your stupid, over-the-top British fancy hats, because, today, history has been made. The Sun is reporting that former rugby player Mike Tindall, who is married to Zara Tindall (THE QUEEN’S granddaughter/Princess Anne’s daughter), has signed on to star in the upcoming season of I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! You know, that British reality show where stars must survive in the Australian wilderness and eat bugs and other gross shit for charity. Mike’s involvement will be the first time a Royal has appeared on reality TV. The first of many, hopefully. Now, let’s all close our eyes and manifest Queen Consort Camilla’s involvement in Celebrity Big Brother.
Reality TV peaked in the early aughts. There was something special about Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, and all of the subsequent spinoffs. Arguably, the crown jewel of them all was The Surreal Life. If you weren’t tuning in to see the zany interactions of Brigitte Nielsen and Flava “Foofy Foofy” Flav or Verne Troyer (RIP) mumbling unintelligibly at the rest of the cast while crashing his power scooter, you weren’t livin’. If you’ve longed for simpler days when we had to turn the TV on to know what was going on with celebs instead of involuntarily learning of their every butt suckins, you’re in luck; the trailer for The Surreal Life reboot is here.
Stacey Dash, Lamar Odom, And NeNe Leakes Are Set To Appear In The BET Reality Show, “College Hill: Celebrity Edition”
BET is rebooting the reality show College Hill, which originally aired from 2004 to 2009. The original series followed students attending historically Black colleges, but the 2022 version will feature a bunch of random famous people living together at Houston’s Texas Southern University. College Hill: Celebrity Edition will star Stacey Dash, Lamar Odom, NeNe Leakes, Big Freedia, India Love, DreamDoll, and Slim Thug. That’s two Kardashian exes, a Real Housewife, and a (former, allegedly) MAGA worshipper. Methinks Big Freedia is gonna spend most of her time at the library “studying” (getting some goddamn peace and quiet).
America has finally discovered the UK dating series The Love Trap, which premiered two weeks ago on Channel 4. The series sees a group of women competing for the love of 34-year-old Too Hot To Handle personal trainer, David Birtwistle. But the twist is, half the women are there for love and half are there for the money. Is any of that original for a reality dating series? No. But wait until the end of the episode, when David picks a woman to eliminate for being there for the money, and her ass gets dropped through a trap door like Bugs Bunny is trolling her.
Apparently ITV Doesn’t Want Any LGBTQ+ Representation On “Love Island” Because It Would Be “Logistically Difficult”
When it comes to trashy television there’s nothing more scared than putting a horde of silicone injected broads and juiced-up fuckboys on an island with tons of booze at their disposal. That’s basically the bare-bones premise for long-running British reality mess Love Island on ITV. To be on the show, you just have to be Instagram model hot and desperate. However, the one thing you apparently can’t be is gay because, according to ITV boss Kevin Lygo, that’s not in line with what Love Island is all about.
Do you like The Masked Singer? Do you like Love is Blind? Do you like the BBC’s 1988 adaptation of The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe? Do you have a furry fetish? If you answered “hell yeah!” to even one of these questions, congrats! You are the target audience for Sexy Beasts, a new Netflix dating show.
Here’s the premise: a bunch of hot singles are transformed into animal-human hybrids, their naturally gorgeous features covered by insane facial prosthetics. Then they go on dates with each other. Then they choose one person to continue dating. Then they meet their chosen date sans animal-face. The trailer, which premiered today, seems to be selling this as a blind love experiment, but, again, all of these people are thin and hot, soooo… naw. Continue reading