A group of celebrities from different backgrounds will pack their bags and go somewhere no pap can reach them- Mars! Just kidding- They’ll be looking down at us the way celebs usually do, just not from space. The cast will live in an Earth-based but Mars-like setting on Fox’s new reality series, Stars On Mars. Not to be confused with the future Elon Musk documentary Dirt Star on Mars.
Apparently, Tamar Braxton was on a Peacock dating show called Queens Court along with reality meanie queen Evelyn Lozada and lotion-named singer Nivea. Honestly, the three of them could have simply had a quick ladies’ night and spared each other the trouble of signing up for this mess, but I guess the check promised to sing “Hallelujah” into their bank accounts so they all went through with it. In any case, Tamar has found “love” with Jeremy “JR” Robinson, and the two of them will be saying their “You’ll Dos” at some point in the near future.
After Todrick Hall Called Out The LGBTQ+ Community For Hating His Reality Show He Received Even More Backlash On Twitter
Todrick Hall is a malcontent mess that nobody likes, yet for whatever reason, he still finds a way to flash those evil green eyes on our TV screens. Last year he amassed a new crop of enemies after his middle-school bully behavior on Celebrity Big Brother, but even after that, you’d think he’d take a pause to re-evaluate his life. But Todrick is back again with yet another attempt at reality TV, Real Friends of WeHo. And after its announcement, Todrick admitted he was stunned by the amount of hatred he received from the LGBTQ+ community. However, after he spoke out about his disappointment in them, they retaliated by reminding him of their continuous disappointment in him.
Mike Tindall, Husband Of THE QUEEN’S Granddaughter, Will Appear On “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!”
Hang onto your stupid, over-the-top British fancy hats, because, today, history has been made. The Sun is reporting that former rugby player Mike Tindall, who is married to Zara Tindall (THE QUEEN’S granddaughter/Princess Anne’s daughter), has signed on to star in the upcoming season of I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! You know, that British reality show where stars must survive in the Australian wilderness and eat bugs and other gross shit for charity. Mike’s involvement will be the first time a Royal has appeared on reality TV. The first of many, hopefully. Now, let’s all close our eyes and manifest Queen Consort Camilla’s involvement in Celebrity Big Brother.
Reality TV peaked in the early aughts. There was something special about Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, and all of the subsequent spinoffs. Arguably, the crown jewel of them all was The Surreal Life. If you weren’t tuning in to see the zany interactions of Brigitte Nielsen and Flava “Foofy Foofy” Flav or Verne Troyer (RIP) mumbling unintelligibly at the rest of the cast while crashing his power scooter, you weren’t livin’. If you’ve longed for simpler days when we had to turn the TV on to know what was going on with celebs instead of involuntarily learning of their every butt suckins, you’re in luck; the trailer for The Surreal Life reboot is here.
Stacey Dash, Lamar Odom, And NeNe Leakes Are Set To Appear In The BET Reality Show, “College Hill: Celebrity Edition”
BET is rebooting the reality show College Hill, which originally aired from 2004 to 2009. The original series followed students attending historically Black colleges, but the 2022 version will feature a bunch of random famous people living together at Houston’s Texas Southern University. College Hill: Celebrity Edition will star Stacey Dash, Lamar Odom, NeNe Leakes, Big Freedia, India Love, DreamDoll, and Slim Thug. That’s two Kardashian exes, a Real Housewife, and a (former, allegedly) MAGA worshipper. Methinks Big Freedia is gonna spend most of her time at the library “studying” (getting some goddamn peace and quiet).