Prince Andrew Has Reportedly Raised Enough Funds To Prove He’s Never Met Virginia Giuffre In A Court Of Law

One might assume that Prince Andrew doesn’t have much left to lose after getting fired from the one job he was born to do, but according to The Sun, Andy’s coffers aren’t completely bare (again) even though his ex wife Original Fergie‘s lender of choice, The Bank of Epstein, went belly up in 2019 and Andrew’s most reliable source of income, his mummy THE QUEEN, left him high and dry to go play with her corgis in the sky. Thankfully for Andrew, mummy didn’t leave him penniless and he’s presumed to have inherited “several million” from her. Andrew and Fergie also reportedly made £10 million from the sale of their Swiss Chalet. Add in all the money he’s saved on food and rent over the course of his life thanks to the astonishing generosity of the British taxpayer, even if you subtract the reported £3-£6 million he paid to settle Virginia Giuffre’s lawsuit against him plus the cost of postage required to keep in touch with his “dear friend” Ghislaine Maxwell, who is serving 20 years in a Florida prison for sex trafficking, why he’s almost got enough left over to slink away from public life never to be seen or heard from again. It worked for, Prince Harry, Great Britain’s 2nd most superfluous Spare, now didn’t it?

Only problem is that Andrew continues to be APPALLED by the events that led to his reduced status in the British Royal Family, and reportedly plans to use his  “£10 million war chest” to prove, once and for all, that he is and has always been, 100% innocent of being able to accurately read a room. His reading comprehension is so damn bad, he can’t even read a picture, which is probably why he’s still insisting that the one of him and Virginia standing in Ghislaine’s apartment is a fake. Don’t believe him? You can ask his dear friend Ghis, but you’re gonna have to accept the reverse charges. The Sun reports:

PRINCE Andrew has amassed a £10million war chest to launch a legal case against sex abuse victim Virginia Giuffre.

The Duke of York, 62, will claim he never met her and that a photo of them was faked.

He has been given fresh hope after Giuffre, 38, withdrew sex abuse allegations against US lawyer Alan Dershowitz, admitting she “may have made a mistake”.

In an interview on TalkTV tonight, Ghislaine Maxwell, who also features in the photo, insists it has been doctored and the meeting never happened.

A royal source said: “Andrew has always insisted he is innocent and finally wants to prove it in a US court.

“He was pressured into settling the case to avoid overshadowing the Platinum Jubilee and has paid a heavy price, personally and professionally.

Andrew must be filling the care packages he sends to Ghislaine with signed copies of Fergie’s Historical Romance novels which Ghislaine is selling on the black market as Extra Fancy toilet paper. In 2015, Ghislaine told Alan Dershowitz that the now famous photo of Andrew gripping Virginia as a smiling Ghislaine looks on like a proud mom who’s about to send her teenage daughter off to prom with a known sexual predator, looked legit. Now she’s changed her tune. Pour one out for the other inmates at the Tallahassee Federal Correctional Institute who have to listen to Ghis practice all these tunes for an ass-harmonica concert that no one will attend. The Sun reports:

Asked about the photo, she said from jail in Florida: “It’s a fake. I don’t believe it’s real for a second, in fact I’m sure it’s not.

“There is no original, just copies of copies and parts of it, according to some experts, look like it has been photoshopped. I don’t remember her in my home.”

Alan’s interest in the photo may have been prompted by his own involvement with Virginia, who in 2019, filed a defamation lawsuit against him after he publicly denied her accusations that she had been trafficked to him as a teen as well. As noted in The Sun, Virginia recently settled that lawsuit, as well as Alan’s countersuit against her, and admitted, “I now recognize I may have made a mistake in identifying Mr. Dershowitz.” A classic he said that she said that they said that she said that he said that he never met her situation if I ever saw one. Alan must have taken Andrew’s advice and worn a slender, rubber novelty hand during his interactions with Virginia making a positive identification impossible. We’ll see if that trick panned out for Andrew as he seeks to clear his name anew. The Sun even says that his brother King Charles is “happy for him to pursue this,” and even if he can’t back him publicly, he can use him as a human shield for when the eggs and tampons start to fly. Poor Chucky Trips hasn’t even gotten to put on the crown yet, but he’s probably already pining for the good old days of The Monarchy when fratricide and filicide were still legitimate options for maintaining peace in the realm.

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