People Are Confused As To Why A Kiss Between Jonah Hill And Lauren London In “You People” Was CGI’ed
Say what you will about nepotism babies having an unfair advantage in Hollywood. But the sad truth is that they actually have to work twice as hard and be 100% more committed to their craft than their common, low-born peers if they hope to be taken seriously as an actor. They simply cannot afford to half-ass anything, even if they can afford everything else. And I can’t think of another actor who has overcome as much adversity as son-of-insiders Jonah Hill. No, not even his sister Beanie Feldstein! Over the past decade, Jonah’s gone from having to debase himself on Saturday Night Live by sloppily French kissing Andy Samberg’s dad, to being able to harness the power of CGI to kiss his costar Lauren London in the Netflix movie You People, having survived instigating feuds with Don Lemon and Mr. Shue from Glee and a grueling apology tour for shouting homophobic slurs at the paparazzi along the way. Show me a low-born who matches Jonah in tenacity against the odds. I’ll wait.
After Ashton Kutcher And Reese Witherspoon’s Awkward Posing Went Viral, Ashton Claimed There Would Be Affair Rumors If He Put His Arm Around Reese
Over the weekend, Ashton Kutcher and Reese Witherspoon went viral for awkwardly posing together at red carpet events for their new rom-com, Your Place or Mine. These two were pulling a real “me in high school” (bad at chemistry). Since this “story” broke, both Reese and Ashton have addressed the “controversy”. According to Page Six, on this morning’s Today, Reese talked about how Ashton’s wife, Mila Kunis, messaged both actors to joke about their awkwardness. E! Online reports that Ashton corroborated Reese’s story on the Chicks in the Office podcast. He says his wife texted them and said, “Guys, you gotta act like you like each other.” Then, Ashton claimed that if he had put his arm around Reese on the red carpet, the story would be that the actors were having an affair. Um… sorry, Ashton, but there’s absolutely no way anyone would believe an Academy Award-winner like Laura Jeanne Poon would lower herself to an on-set fling with the guy from The Butterfly Effect.
48-Year-Old Leonardo DiCaprio Was Spotted With A New 19-Year-Old Model Companion, But Sources Say They’re Not Dating
Since splitting from Camila Morrone right after she turned 25, 48-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio has been jumping from piece to piece and was with 27-year-old mother Gigi Hadid and 23-year-old Victoria Lamas. And now he may have gone from “ladies” who don’t remember the 1990s because they were barely born yet to possibly getting with a youngin’ who wasn’t even alive when Titanic (1997) came out. Leo may be spending some quality time with 19-year-old model Eden Polani. We know Leo likes ’em young, but come on? And just as creeped out as you are right now, so are Twitter users who are preparing the paperwork to keep Leo away from schools since we really hope nineteen is as low as he goes. But then again, this could all be a case of people making false assumptions as well.
Open Post: Hosted By Blac Chyna’s Own Mother Roasting Her Grammys Outfit
I’m sorry but that header is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, and Blac Chyna‘s own mother, Tokyo Toni, seems to agree with me. The 34-year-old… model? Influencer? What’s her job? The 34-year-old former girlfriend of Rob Kardashian attended the Grammys for some reason, and she got dressed up as the Black Swan‘s Wish.com counterpart–Blac Bird Lady. And Tokyo thinks her daughter looked absolutely hideous and got on TMZ to say as much. Blac Chyna looks terrible–obviously. However, let’s be real, Shania Twain showing up looking like the Smurf’s Tethered in Us was so much worse.
Lizzo Shared A Video From The Grammys That Proves Adele Did Not Walk Out On Harry Styles During His AOTY Acceptance Speech
Ben Affleck wasn’t the only attendee at Sunday’s Grammy Awards ceremony to fall victim to the all-seeing eye of Big Camera. Following Harry Styles’ win for the night’s biggest prize, Album of the Year, Adele was seen getting up from her seat during his acceptance speech, leading many viewers to believe that the president of the UK chapter of the Beyhive had walked out in protest, presumably because Beyonce didn’t win AOTY for Renaissance. However, unlike Ben, who really did appear to be passing a kidney stone roughly the same size as the rocks J Lo’s got all evening, the shot of Adele “walking out” was misleading. And Adele’s seatmate Lizzo has the video to prove it. Which, of course! Adele and Harry are both British. If Adele hasn’t walked out on James Cordon by now, she’s certainly not going to show Harry her ass.
A Professional Lip Reader Thinks Jennifer Lopez Told Ben Affleck To Look “More Friendly, Motivated” At The Grammys, And A Source Says He Was Just Tired
Depending on how you look at it (or whether you’re a seasoned fame-ho or not), Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s night at the 2023 Grammys was either a massive failure or wildly successful. Yeah, Ben’s whole-night misery went viral, and they seemed to have another on-camera tiff, but they went VIRAL! And any kind of attention is good attention if you’re Bennifer. A professional lip reader studied the footage of Jen and Ben and came to the conclusion that Jen basically told him to give the camera a more friendly face and/or the impression he actually wanted to be there. And although the majority of us have added this outing to our ever-growing pile of “it’ll be a miracle if they make it until summer” evidence, a source said Ben wasn’t acting like himself because he’s just exhausted from juggling multiple projects.