Category: Jonah Hill
Jonah Hill Launched A Wellness Streetwear Brand And Insists It’s “Definitely Not A Cult.”
Jonah Hill just debuted his new wellness/streetwear company called Meaningful Existence, a double whammy in the world of bullshit LA brands. The market is so oversaturated with celeb wellness and clothing brands that Jonah Hill (aka the cure for Kanye West’s antisemitism) knew if he was ever going to stand out from the rest of all those mediocre pullovers, he’s gotta pull something big. This is probably why he stepped out in his new apparel with ex-Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Lisa Rinna. Cause what’s bigger than Lisa Rinna’s lips?
Seth Rogen Responds To Kanye West Saying The “21 Jump Street” Movie Cured His Antisemitism While Jonah Hill Won’t Talk About It
After running his antisemitic mouth and fangirling for Nazis a few months back, Kanye West was staying relatively quiet for a while…too quiet. So obviously, when it was time for him to break his silence (not that anyone wanted him to), he, of course, had to do it in the most Kanye way possible by letting us know he got the hate out of his heart… after watching Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street? That’s like if Greta Thunberg binged Keeping Up With The Kardashians and was like, “I like plastic again.” You know what they say, “art inspires.” Jonah practically ran from the pap when he was asked by TMZ what he thought of Kanye’s remarks and drove outta there as fast as he could without saying a word. And when his bud Seth Rogen was asked to share his thoughts on the whole thing, he could barely form a sentence while dying laughing at the mere mention of it all.
Kanye West Says He Likes Jewish People Again Because Of Jonah Hill’s Performance In The “21 Jump Street” Movie
The past few months have been nice and quiet since Kanye West slapped a muzzle on himself after his antisemitic tirade. And we definitely needed a moment of reprieve before he began flapping his gums and letting his hot air pollute the planet with words. Well, the break is over, and Yeezy is back again! But this time, it’s not to throw his new Kim Klone Wife in our faces. Instead, Yeezy realizes it’s not nice to hate anyone, so he has made an announcement that he once again likes Jewish people! And we have Jonah Hill‘s tour-de-force performance in 21 Jump Street to thank for his recent change of heart. ANTI-SEMITISM IS OVER!
People Are Confused As To Why A Kiss Between Jonah Hill And Lauren London In “You People” Was CGI’ed
Say what you will about nepotism babies having an unfair advantage in Hollywood. But the sad truth is that they actually have to work twice as hard and be 100% more committed to their craft than their common, low-born peers if they hope to be taken seriously as an actor. They simply cannot afford to half-ass anything, even if they can afford everything else. And I can’t think of another actor who has overcome as much adversity as son-of-insiders Jonah Hill. No, not even his sister Beanie Feldstein! Over the past decade, Jonah’s gone from having to debase himself on Saturday Night Live by sloppily French kissing Andy Samberg’s dad, to being able to harness the power of CGI to kiss his costar Lauren London in the Netflix movie You People, having survived instigating feuds with Don Lemon and Mr. Shue from Glee and a grueling apology tour for shouting homophobic slurs at the paparazzi along the way. Show me a low-born who matches Jonah in tenacity against the odds. I’ll wait.
For The Sake Of His Mental Health, Jonah Hill Is Stepping Away From Publicly Promoting His Projects
While it seems like Jonah Hill was talking about his love of dick-shaped foods in Superbad just yesterday, it turns out that yesterday was actually the 15th anniversary of the film’s release. Since then, Jonah has had an eventful career, even earning Academy Award nominations for his performances in Moneyball and The Wolf of Wall Street (in which his lines also afforded him the opportunity to be Hollywood’s top fuck-worder). With success inevitably comes haters, though, and he’s had people discussing his weight and body ever since he became famous. Jonah has pivoted to directing as well, and now that he’s at a place in his career where he’s able to make the choice, he’s announced in an open letter that he’ll no longer be hitting the promotion stroll for his films because it’s had adverse effects on his anxiety and mental health, according to IndieWire.
Open Post: Hosted By Leonardo DiCaprio Forcing Jonah Hill To Watch “The Mandalorian”
After the success of Don’t Look Up, many are asking questions like, “Wow, what a fun film. What’s Jonah Hill going to do next?” or “Are we all going to die horrible deaths due to the effects of climate change?! If you’re in the former camp, then don’t expect Jonah to be starring in Star Wars media anytime soon. His best bud Leonardo DiCaprio tried to get him hooked on the smash hit The Mandalorian with little success. Leo’s going to have to try to get his old friends into other cool young people things if he wants them to have something in common with his girlfriends!