Who Is Hot Slut Of 2022? Vote In The Final Round!
After three EXTREMELY RIVETING rounds that definitely claimed all of your finger nails since you gnawed them off from the sheer anticipation of it all, we have our final Hot Slut of 2022 finalists. Ms. January (The Calm Librarian), Ms. July (Freya), and Ms. December (Waffle House Wendy) each won their round and will now face off to see who will take the crown from 2021’s HSOTY grand champion, The Beauty School Husband. The 2022 HSOTY finalists, who need zero introduction by now, are:
Voting is below. I’ve kept the results private for maximum ~iNTriguE~! Our new Hot Slut of the Year will be crowned on February 14th, the day before the extremely important holiday of National 50% Off Valentine’s Day Candy Day.
Chris Brown Apologized To Robert Glasper After His Post-Grammy Loss Tantrum
One of the things I hadn’t anticipated at this year’s Grammys was being reminded Chris Brown is still a brat who acts out when he doesn’t get his way. After he lost the Grammy for Best R&B Album to Robert Glasper Chris went on a tirade showcasing his own ignorance about who Robert is, and it made him look worse than he already does. So in the aftermath of his sour grapes soliloquy Chris reached out to Robert to apologize, but not without turning his rage to the Academy for putting them in the same category in the first place.
24-Year-Old Shawn Mendes Is Rumored To Be Dating His 51-Year Chiropractor
For the last several months, there’s been a rumor rattling around that 24-year-old Shawn Mendes is dating his chiropractor, Dr. Jocelyn Miranda, age 51. The Daily Mail reports that the pair have been spending lots of time together recently; yesterday, they were papped grabbing coffee in L.A. The night before, they were spotted to a Grammy’s afterparty. Either these two are fucking, friends, or Shawn Mendes needs a lot of adjustments. The boy’s addicted to that sweet (back) crack! Continue reading
Brandi Glanville Allegedly Sexually Assaulting Caroline Manzo Was Why She Got Kicked Off “Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip”
The other day when we were under the impression that shambolic agitator, Brandi Glanville got the boot from Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip for kissing no-nonsense Italian mom-type Caroline Manzo against her wishes which lead to an altercation, sadly, it seemed pretty par for the course for Brandi. She’s a card-carrying, veteran member of the Bonafide Asshole Club. But it turns out the situation in Morocco was much more egregious than first reported. According to Page Six, Brandi was fired, and Caroline left the show after Brandi also touched Caroline’s breasts and vaginal area without her consent.
Birthday Sluts
Jake Goldberg (27)
Gabbie Hanna (32)
Kerli (36)
Stephen Colletti (37)
James Deen (37)
Tina Majorino (38)
Deborah Ann Woll (38)
Jeremy Meeks (39)
Cerina Vencent (44)
Ashton Kutcher (45)
Kelly Choi (47)
Marlo Hampton (47)
Essence Atkins (51)
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Sully Erna (55)
Chris Ivery (56)
Jason Gedrick (58)
Chris Rock (58)
David Bryan (61)
Garth Brooks (61)
Eddie Izzard (61)
Emo Philips (67)
Dieter Bohlen (69)
Miguel Ferrer (1955-2017)
Pete Postlethwaite (1946-2011)
Laura Ingalls Wilder (1867-1957)
Charles Dickens (1812-1870)
Night Crumbs
It hasn’t even been a week since Tom Brady retired from the NFL again, and it looks like he’s already got a new career in Instagram chonies modeling. Tom tweeted a panty pic, and no, it’s not an ad for his upcoming OnlyFans. But it was pretty much an ad for his clothing brand’s line of underwear. Honestly, this is a shitty underwear ad. I mean, we can’t see how those chonies make the bulge look! I get that Tom Brady’s balls were probably feeling shy and deflated that day and didn’t want their picture taken, but if he spent more time filtering his down-low parts than filtering his face, his bulge would’ve looked camera ready, and his mug would’ve looked a lot less like a de-aged Marky Mark – People