Here’s A Few Commercials For The Commercials Of Super Bowl 57
Hard to believe that The Big Game is less than a week away. Yes, in just a few short days, the Michelob Ultras will go head-to-head against the Hellmann’s Mayonnaises in a star-studded Super Bowl 57 spectacular that will be broadcast all across the world! Now, I’m not a betting woman myself, but if I was, my money would be on the Ultras to win because I hate mayonnaise and I refuse to buy any. But according to Sporting News, “the latest trend in advertising are companies putting together teaser trailers for their ads” which must be infuriating for the bookies responsible for setting the spread (currently the Mayonnaises are favored 2:1, which makes sense). But to be honest with you, I don’t even really care who’s playing. Call me crazy or un-American but I only watch the Super Bowl for the men in tights who run around on the field when the commercials go to break.
Ashton Kutcher And Reese Witherspoon Have Been Awkwardly Posing Together At Red Carpet Events For Their New Rom-Com
Reese Witherspoon and Ashton Kutcher are out there promoting their new Netflix rom-com, Your Place, Or Mine (sans question mark). They play longtime bicoastal best friends who swap houses and “discover what they think they want might not be what they really need” (translation: they fall in love). Based on the trailer, it looks like the lead characters spend most of this movie 3000 miles apart, a la Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks in Sleepless in Seattle. This means Reese and Ashton only filmed a handful of scenes together. And that might explain why the actors recently went viral for their awkward posing at the movie’s red carpet events. Based on these photos, Reese and Ashton’s real-life chemistry is firmly on the charts.
Open Post: Hosted By The Internet’s Thoughts On Shania Twain’s Red-Wigged Grammy Looks
Shania Twain recently released music for the first time in five years, and taking both the wig-filled video for that single, Waking Up Dreaming, and her looks at last night’s Grammys into account, I’d venture to say she’s hit the “fun sassy wigged auntie” season of her career. She wasn’t nominated for any awards this year, but she first hit the red carpet in a red wig, white pantsuit with black polka dots, and a matching big ass hat (perfect for peeing in); then presented the award for “Best Country Album” with a red wig again and a getup that reminded a lot of people of a character from the anime Chainsaw Man.
Viola Davis Won A Grammy And Became An EGOT Winner
Viola Davis won a Grammy for Best Audio Book, Narration, and Storytelling Recording for her memoir, Finding Me. The 57-year-old actress can add the golden gramophone to her awards shelf, which is about to collapse from the weight of her Emmy, BAFTA Award, Golden Globe, six SAG Awards, Oscar, BET Award, Drama Desk Award, seven NAACP Image Awards, and two Tony Awards. Wait. WAIT. Emmy… Oscar… Tony… and now, Grammy?! EOTG! I mean, EGOT! Viola Davis is an EGOT winner!
Armie Hammer Gave His First Interview Since His Abuse Allegations And Denied Any Criminal Wrongdoing
It’s been two years since Armie Hammer’s adventures in kink quickly went from “haha that brick of boring from Mirror, Mirror is into rope bondage” to brain bleach territory with accusations of abuse, rape, and his alleged hunger for lady ribs. Armie already denied that his relationships with his accusers were anything but consensual. And since then, his Hollywood career ended up in the shit can after he was fired from project after project, his wife Elizabeth Chambers filed for divorce after 10 years of marriage, he spent some time in rehab (paid for by his personal Captain Save A Cannibal Ho, Robert Downey Jr.), and he was investigated by the LAPD over rape allegations. And as of last summer, Armie was trying to support his family by selling timeshares on the Cayman Islands. Well, I guess not many want to get a free prime rib dinner to listen to a 19-hour timeshare presentation from the fallen movie star who allegedly wanted to get his side piece’s ribs surgically removed for him to eat. Because Armie seems to be taking the first step on a “comeback trail” and has given a long ass interview to Air Mail. An interview that seemed to be carefully orchestrated by his PR team to pull in as much sympathy as possible. But wait, does he even have PR tricks anymore?
The Epic 50th Anniversary Of Hip Hop Grammys Tribute Was Supposed To Include Will Smith But He Dropped Out
After you reach a certain age the Grammys become a snoozefest with constant moments of “Who is that?” and “This shit ain’t over yet?” But for last night’s 65th annual ceremony, they injected a bit of cool into the festivities by holding a gigantic tribute to hip hop, which is celebrating its 50th birthday this year. And instead of having a white party or cabaret like most fifty years olds, the Grammys threw a star-studded tribute to wake the audience up. Many pioneers like Queen Latifah, LL Cool J, and Public Enemy rocked the mic right, but one throwback who was not in attendance was Will Smith. And no, it wasn’t because he doesn’t know how to keep his hands to himself. Will actually had a very valid reason for not being able to attend, and it’s 100% work-related.