Beyonce’s Multimillion Dollar Cell-Phone Restricted Performance In Dubai Was, Of Course, Leaked To The Public
Beyonce is about to make zillions off of her upcoming tour, but that’s still not good enough for her. Since we know her first love will always be a check, Beyonce packed up Jay-Z and the rest of their brood for an exclusive VIP performance at Dubai’s brand new hotel for high rollers, Atlantis The Royal. And in an attempt to keep the riff-raff (ie, “poor people“) from experiencing such opulence, the hotel put a restriction on anyone trying to use their cell phones to capture a glimpse of Beyonce’s performance. Of course, that didn’t work at all.
A Britney Spears Collab With Beyoncé Fell Through And She Denies Being At A Birthday Party With Paris Hilton
Britney Spears must be happier than a pig in shit, y’all, because it seems like everyone has her name in their mouth or wants to appear as a main character in her hypothetical redemption story. But she’s Britney, bitch, and if it doesn’t involve staring into souls while dancing or modeling the same outfit repetitively on Instagram or duetting with Elton John, she’s not interested. So when Beyoncé recently looked down from her golden elevator to invite Brit Brit to appear in one of her videos, the plan failed without explanation. And in a weirder series of events, Britney says she hasn’t been to a birthday party in years–which adds fuel to yesterday’s #FreeBritney conspiracy theory mess when Paris Hilton was accused of (but vehemently denied) photoshopping Britney into a pic from a birthday party.
Prince William Screamed At Prince Harry In Front Of THE QUEEN, And Other “Revelations” From The Final Episodes Of “Harry & Meghan”
Do you feel that? It’s the earth finally settling after it was rocked by all the bombshells (not really) dropped during the final three episodes of Netflix’s Harry & Meghan, which came out today. The first three episodes were covered by Mieka last week, and those episodes were very “when the book report assignment calls for a 1,200-word count, but you’ve only got 400 words in you, so you’ve got to stretch that shit out.” The last three episodes were kind of the same. They cover the royal family drama over Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quitting that bitch, Tyler Perry becoming their Captain Save-A-Ho, and a text from BEYONCE! I know, Harry and Meghan buried the lede. Netflix says that Harry & Meghan is its biggest documentary debut ever, but its debut would’ve been a zillion times bigger if the show was only titled: A Text From Beyonce (featuring Harry and Meghan).
Beyonce Is Reportedly Implementing A No Drugs And Alcohol Policy For The Crew Of Her Upcoming World Tour
Beyonce knew what she was doing when she named her album Renaissance because she’s about to experience a renaissance in her bank account very soon. Because it’s time for a tour! We all knew this time was coming since Renaissance was basically Beyonce’s way of informing the Beyhive to get their checkbooks ready to spend until it hurts. But honestly, I think the real people who will feel the sting are the crew members who will be touring with her in 2023. Of course, it’s an honor to be that close to the Queen. But it comes at a price. And Beyonce’s tour instructions are going to be very strict, including no drugs, no drugs, and #MeToo checks to make sure that everybody is keeping their hands to themselves.
Rihanna may have released new music for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, but we already know singing is a hobby now because her real passion is fashion! After becoming the world’s foremost pusher of panties and perfumes, she is comfortably sitting on top of a billion dollar empire. People like Cara Delevingne, Cindy Crawford and America’s Sweetheart Sheryl Lee Ralph have strut around in her wares on the Savage x Fenty catwalk, but the one person she wants to see in her next show is none other than Beyonce! I guess one way for people to forget about the Johnny Depp thing is to bring in Beyonce. And RiRi can’t wait for Queen Bey to stuff all that bootylicious body into a pair of her overpriced undergarments as soon as possible.
The 2023 Grammy Award nominations came out today, and Beyoncé leads the pack with 9 nominations for her album, Renaissance. Kendrick Lamar follows closely behind with eight noms, and Adele and Brandi Carlile each snagged seven. With these latest nods, Beyoncé ties her husband Jay-Z as the most Grammy-nominated artist of all time: 88 nods in total. Fart out one more song in the next year, Bey, and your long con revenge plot against Jay’s cheating ass will finally be complete!