TooFab says that Ashton Kutcher may save democracy. How many times have we made this joke about celebrities at this point? Can one of them actually do it? Please?! PLEASE!
Ashton is throwing his hat into the ring in terms of impeaching Reality Show President Donald Trump, as Ashton calls on him to be removed from office following a meeting with the President of Ukraine. Does Ashton Kutcher have secret backroom political tea? I’d believe it because that’s exactly the kind of state humanity is in right now.
Much like the ghost of his Von Dutch trucker hat days, Ashton Kutcher can’t really escape the inevitable rumors about his relationship. Sometimes it involves cheating. Actually… often it involves cheating. But sometimes it’s just a generic “IT’S OVER!” style story, like the one InTouch did recently. Normally celebrities are above addressing such nonsense, or they leave it to the detectives at Gossip Cop. But Ashton clearly wanted to talk about it on camera. Possibly because he appreciates any opportunity to be on camera since his show The Ranch got canceled.
Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin were together from 2002 to 2011, starting when he was 21 and she was 18. The most obvious reason was that their relationship ended the day Macaulay decided to start living as a human cigarette. Apparently Macauley had nothing to do with it, and it was all Mila’s shitty behavior.
The Billboard Music Awards were last night and if the red carpet is any indication, it lived up to it’s name because most stars looked as bored as can be. With very few exceptions, most of the night’s looks were uninspired and devoid of whimsy. Nick Jonas (above) looks like he just showed up for his shift at Applebees and still needs to go get his flair from his locker and take a quick shot at the bar before getting started. He’ll be with you in a minute, ok?
Having famous, rich, attractive parents sounds like winning the kid lottery. But for Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s kids, it’s closer to winning $200 on a scratcher than hitting it big on Powerball. The Kunis-Kutchers are planning to eschew nepotism and force their kids make it on their own. According E!, Ashton appeared on his Punk’d pal Dax Shepard’s Armchair Expert podcast and revealed that his kids aren’t getting trust funds from mommy and daddy.
It’s three weeks until Halloween, which means we’re already…what, two, three weeks into talking about Christmas. Mila Kunis has Christmas on the brain, because she’s promoting A Bad Moms Christmas. She’s also a mom to two little kids. So what how are Mila and Ashton Kutcher celebrating Christmas with their kids this year? Well, not with presents, that’s for sure.