Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have been at the forefront of the “skanky relatable family” schtick ever since they revealed that they don’t bathe their kids unless they see dirt on them and Ashton only ever washes his pits and crotch. Try-hards Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard even jumped on the bandwagon and made it known that they don’t wash their kids until they stink. Well, it’s time for Mila and Ashton to double down on their grossness and begin the next conversation among odiferous people who can definitely access proper hygiene and etiquette yet still reject it. Mila says they have an “open-door policy” and keep all doors in their house open, even when they’re using the bathroom.
The Cast Of “That ’70s Show” (Sans Danny Masterson) Will Be Back For The Netflix Sequel “That ’90s Show”
That ’70s Show ran on Fox for eight seasons from 1998 to 2006 and made stars out of most of the main cast. Well, now Netflix is working on a sequel called That ’90s Show and The Hollywood Reporter says Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Topher Grace, Laura Prepon, and Wilmer Valderrama are all returning to make cameo appearances. The sequel will be Danny Masterson-less, because Netflix is dealing with enough shitty press and they probably don’t want to be known as the streamer who gave an accused rapist a check.
Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher Launch A Fundraiser To Help Her Native Ukraine And Will Match Donations Up To $3 Million
The horrible situation in Ukraine has led to some celebrities making embarrassing moves like Carmen Carrera’s thirst trap. But some celebrities are doing things that actually help. No offense to Carmen’s photos which… showed how hot she is? Mila Kunis and hubby Ashton Kutcher are matching donations of up to $3 million in a new call to action through one of America’s biggest healthcare providers, GoFundMe, and the companies Flexport.org and Airbnb.
Demi Moore may be Ashton Kutcher‘s ex-wife, and Mila Kunis may be Ashton’s current wife, but that doesn’t mean that they hate each other and can’t get together for the sake of a beautiful check! They both star in AT&T’s newest Super Bowl spot which is beginning to air this week.
We’re once again hearing about the parenting choices of celebrities, except this time, the unprompted revelation doesn’t end with all of us thinking, “Ok thanks for sharing but that’s nasty,” while trying to mentally calculate the standard growth rate of bacteria. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have two children, as we are reminded often. And recently, Mila gave us all a quick update on one of her parenting goals. Basically, she wants her and Kelso’s kids jabbed with the COVID vaccine as soon as they’re able.
Time for another episode of DO! THEY! SHOWERRRRRRRR! Thanks to the attention-seeking antics of Dax Shepard, Kristen Bell, Ashton Kutcher, and Mila Kunis, celebrities have managed to snatch a free fifteen seconds of attention by discussing their bathing habits. Dax had Mila and Ashton on his podcast, Armchair Expert, and they talked about not fully washing themselves or their children every day. Then Kristen and Dax were on The View, and since over-sharing is their brand, they continued the snowball effect by talking about how they wait until their kids smell to bathe them.
Then Jake Gyllenhaal ruined my day by revealing he was Team Stanky Perineum and also took bathing as a light suggestion. Thankfully hotties like Dwayne Johnson and Chris Evans made clear they in fact did shower. Add another to Team Bathing Beauties because Jason Momoa has entered the chat. Aquaman himself said that of course he showers–he’s the hero of the water!