Open Post: Hosted By Blac Chyna’s Own Mother Roasting Her Grammys Outfit
I’m sorry but that header is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, and Blac Chyna‘s own mother, Tokyo Toni, seems to agree with me. The 34-year-old… model? Influencer? What’s her job? The 34-year-old former girlfriend of Rob Kardashian attended the Grammys for some reason, and she got dressed up as the Black Swan‘s Wish.com counterpart–Blac Bird Lady. And Tokyo thinks her daughter looked absolutely hideous and got on TMZ to say as much. Blac Chyna looks terrible–obviously. However, let’s be real, Shania Twain showing up looking like the Smurf’s Tethered in Us was so much worse.
Blac Chyna rolled up to the 65th annual Grammys looking like some kind of Power Rangers villain where a radioactive alien chemical tar transformed a flamingo into a gnarled beast. Here’s a full view:
She looks like if images of Chicago‘s Velma Kelly, Black Swan, a dead flamingo, and Big Bird were fed into an AI art generator. And here’s Blac Chyna hyping herself up on Instagram to her 16.5 million followers who are totally not like 60% bots even though she can’t even crack 40k likes:
It’s bad, it’s really bad. This is the kind of outfit even a mother couldn’t love, and in this case, she absolutely does not, as Tokyo called the fit “horrendous.” The ONE TIME I agree with Tokyo Toni.
Tokyo Toni tells TMZ … Chyna’s outfit, an all black one-piece body suit decked out in rhinestones and feathers, was a “horrible” look — and she’s seriously questioning her daughter’s decision.
For Tokyo, the Grammys are all about looking elegant … and she would have rather seen Blac Chyna bust out a blonde wig and a golden dress and call it a day.
Of course, Blac Chyna’s dress is getting tons of attention … but her mom thinks it’s for all the wrong reasons.
Tokyo’s also taking shots at Chyna’s new boyfriend, Twin Hector … she thinks the rapper seriously influenced her daughter’s Grammys look, which she also dragged as “terrible.”
Don’t get it twisted … Tokyo’s not calling her daughter out in the media … TT tells us she already texted BC with her critiques … which, not surprisingly, didn’t get a positive response from Chyna.
Here’s the clip, watch it because she goes in:
“It was sickening. It was–looks like a worship ceremony. She look like Black Adam wife… fell out the sky like a fallen angel–it was disgusting. Her eyes? …I believe she do deserve the trolling because the it’s well deserved… The Grammys you should be dressed very, very elegant. Very pretty. Real wifey-like… And you’re not getting an award, but you’re supposed to dress as though you are.”
Okay, she loses me with the Patriarchal “wifey” bullshit and the Satanic Panic weirdness.
You know, back in the day, mothers used to only be able to criticize you in person or over the phone; now they can go on TMZ and roast you for the whole world. Mass communication has truly opened up a whole world of possibilities.
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