Category: Ashton Kutcher

After Meeting Ukrainian President, Ashton Kutcher Suggests Impeaching Donald Trump

September 26, 2019 / Posted by:

TooFab says that Ashton Kutcher may save democracy. How many times have we made this joke about celebrities at this point? Can one of them actually do it? Please?! PLEASE!

Ashton is throwing his hat into the ring in terms of impeaching Reality Show President Donald Trump, as Ashton calls on him to be removed from office following a meeting with the President of Ukraine. Does Ashton Kutcher have secret backroom political tea? I’d believe it because that’s exactly the kind of state humanity is in right now.

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Demi Moore Claims Ashton Kutcher Was Paranoid That January Jones Had Cheated On Him With Bruce Willis

September 24, 2019 / Posted by:

Several passages have come out from Demi Moore’s memoir, Inside Out, and in tradition of the Hollywood memoir, it gets dark. We have learned that Demi suffered a miscarriage at 6 months in 2003, fell off the wagon after 20 years of sobriety, and was raped at 15 by a guy who knew her mom (and allegedly paid her mom $500). Thankfully, here’s a lighter three-degrees-of-separation moment that further proves what we all figured about 2000s era Ashton Kutcher, which is that he was the douche we all thought he was.

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Demi Moore Regrets The Threesomes She Had With Ashton Kutcher

September 20, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s turning into the week of tell-alls telling all about Ashton Kutcher’s life behind closed doors. Yesterday it was Nico Tortorella calling out Ashton in their tell-all Space Between, about a coke-related bathroom incident in 2009. Today it’s Demi Moore calling out Ashton in her tell-all Inside Out, about various third-party bedroom incidents in the late 2000s. And as you have already gleaned from that title, she doesn’t exactly consider her memories of those three-ways to be happy ones.

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Ashton Kutcher Once Yelled At Nico Tortorella For Doing Coke In A Bathroom

September 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Earlier this year, we saw an Instagram video of Nico Tortorella chugging the breast milk of their Younger co-star Hilary Duff during a table read. And I’m sure Nico could practically hear the internet collectively scream, “NicOOOOOH NO!” But as we’re learning now, that wasn’t the first time Nico might have been loudly scolded for putting a white substance into his body.

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Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Have Something To Say About Those Divorce Rumors

June 20, 2019 / Posted by:

Much like the ghost of his Von Dutch trucker hat days, Ashton Kutcher can’t really escape the inevitable rumors about his relationship. Sometimes it involves cheating. Actually… often it involves cheating. But sometimes it’s just a generic “IT’S OVER!” style story, like the one InTouch did recently. Normally celebrities are above addressing such nonsense, or they leave it to the detectives at Gossip Cop. But Ashton clearly wanted to talk about it on camera. Possibly because he appreciates any opportunity to be on camera since his show The Ranch got canceled.

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Ashton Kutcher Testified At The Trial Of An Alleged Serial Killer Who Is Accused Of Murdering His Girlfriend

May 29, 2019 / Posted by:

Even though he looks like he’s playing a sleazy 1980s cop who’s about to have a prosecutor dramatically accuse him of giving false testimony, stealing cocaine out of the evidence locker, and harassing a witness, Ashton Kutcher is actually in court today giving testimony in a murder trial. According to CBS LA, on Feb. 21, 2001, Ashton’s then girlfriend Ashley Ellerin was stabbed 47 times, allegedly murdered by a serial killer dubbed the “Hollywood Ripper”.

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