Category: Ashton Kutcher

Tallulah Willis Says Her Mom Demi Moore’s Marriage To Ashton Kutcher Sent Her Into A “Total Dumpster Fire”

June 6, 2023 / Posted by:

Stars On Mars is that Fox reality show where celebs pretend to live on Mars and… compete with each other? Fight aliens? I dunno; it’s unclear (at least to someone who has barely Googled that shit). The series finally premiered last night, and contestant Tallulah Willis is making headlines for her comments about her mom Demi Moore’s six-year marriage to Ashton Kutcher. According to Too Fab,  29-year-old Tallulah said her mom marrying Ashton in 2005 was a really hard time for her and compared the experience to “a total dumpster fire.” Dumpster fire on the outside and the inside. Consistency is key…

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Open Post: Hosted By Ashton Kutcher Admitting That He Puts Orange Juice In His Coffee

February 19, 2023 / Posted by:

From the man that brought us “I only wash my pits and crotch after the gym and “I poop with the door open” comes a new deranged take! As part of the press tour for his rom-less com Your Place or Mine, Ashton Kutcher appeared on The Kelly Clarkson Show to tell us that instead of milk or flavored creamer, he likes pouring orange juice into his coffee in the morning. Note to Ashton, telling the audience about your nauseating consumption habits is NOT how the sexy lead of a rom-com is meant to promote a film!

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After Ashton Kutcher And Reese Witherspoon’s Awkward Posing Went Viral, Ashton Claimed There Would Be Affair Rumors If He Put His Arm Around Reese

February 7, 2023 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, Ashton Kutcher and Reese Witherspoon went viral for awkwardly posing together at red carpet events for their new rom-com, Your Place or Mine. These two were pulling a real “me in high school” (bad at chemistry). Since this “story” broke, both Reese and Ashton have addressed the “controversy”. According to Page Six, on this morning’s Today, Reese talked about how Ashton’s wife, Mila Kunis, messaged both actors to joke about their awkwardness. E! Online reports that Ashton corroborated Reese’s story on the Chicks in the Office podcast. He says his wife texted them and said, “Guys, you gotta act like you like each other.” Then, Ashton claimed that if he had put his arm around Reese on the red carpet, the story would be that the actors were having an affair. Um… sorry, Ashton, but there’s absolutely no way anyone would believe an Academy Award-winner like Laura Jeanne Poon would lower herself to an on-set fling with the guy from The Butterfly Effect.

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Ashton Kutcher And Reese Witherspoon Have Been Awkwardly Posing Together At Red Carpet Events For Their New Rom-Com

February 6, 2023 / Posted by:

Reese Witherspoon and Ashton Kutcher are out there promoting their new Netflix rom-com, Your Place, Or Mine (sans question mark). They play longtime bicoastal best friends who swap houses and “discover what they think they want might not be what they really need” (translation: they fall in love). Based on the trailer, it looks like the lead characters spend most of this movie 3000 miles apart, a la Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks in Sleepless in Seattle. This means Reese and Ashton only filmed a handful of scenes together. And that might explain why the actors recently went viral for their awkward posing at the movie’s red carpet events. Based on these photos, Reese and Ashton’s real-life chemistry is firmly on the charts.

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Mila Kunis Says She And Ashton Kutcher Have An Open-Door Policy In Their Home, Bathrooms Included

September 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have been at the forefront of the “skanky relatable family” schtick ever since they revealed that they don’t bathe their kids unless they see dirt on them and Ashton only ever washes his pits and crotch. Try-hards Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard even jumped on the bandwagon and made it known that they don’t wash their kids until they stink. Well, it’s time for Mila and Ashton to double down on their grossness and begin the next conversation among odiferous people who can definitely access proper hygiene and etiquette yet still reject it. Mila says they have an “open-door policy” and keep all doors in their house open, even when they’re using the bathroom. 

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The Cast Of “That ’70s Show” (Sans Danny Masterson) Will Be Back For The Netflix Sequel “That ’90s Show”

May 2, 2022 / Posted by:

That ’70s Show ran on Fox for eight seasons from 1998 to 2006 and made stars out of most of the main cast. Well, now Netflix is working on a sequel called That ’90s Show and The Hollywood Reporter says Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Topher Grace, Laura Prepon, and Wilmer Valderrama are all returning to make cameo appearances. The sequel will be Danny Masterson-less, because Netflix is dealing with enough shitty press and they probably don’t want to be known as the streamer who gave an accused rapist a check.

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