Category: Lip Service

Kylie Jenner Said There Are Misconceptions About Her Insecurities And The Work She’s Had Done To Her Face

April 18, 2023 / Posted by:

While her big sisters Kim and Khloé Kardashian presumably played a huge role in the rise of women having their asses pumped up to the point of them walking around looking like ants from A Bug’s Life with diapers full of spray foam insulation (which many are now paying big bucks to have vacuumed out), Kylie Jenner is probably on the hook for many a plumped pout after she got a bunch of lip filler and then started her own lip kit-heavy makeup company, Kylie Cosmetics. Kylie recently covered an issue of HommeGirls magazine and wants to clarify that despite the misconception that she got a bunch of stuff done to her face because she was super insecure, she’s always thought she was hot shit and does even more so now that she’s a mom and gets to reminisce about her old features as she looks down at her kids’ faces or up at the giant inflatables of their likenesses she commissions for their inappropriately-themed birthday parties.

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A Professional Lip Reader Thinks Jennifer Lopez Told Ben Affleck To Look “More Friendly, Motivated” At The Grammys, And A Source Says He Was Just Tired

February 7, 2023 / Posted by:

Depending on how you look at it (or whether you’re a seasoned fame-ho or not), Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s night at the 2023 Grammys was either a massive failure or wildly successful. Yeah, Ben’s whole-night misery went viral, and they seemed to have another on-camera tiff, but they went VIRAL! And any kind of attention is good attention if you’re Bennifer. A professional lip reader studied the footage of Jen and Ben and came to the conclusion that Jen basically told him to give the camera a more friendly face and/or the impression he actually wanted to be there. And although the majority of us have added this outing to our ever-growing pile of “it’ll be a miracle if they make it until summer” evidence, a source said Ben wasn’t acting like himself because he’s just exhausted from juggling multiple projects.

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Kim Zolciak’s Daughter Brielle Biermann Thinks She Looks Better With Rubber Lips

January 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Kim Zolciak’s mini-me and Don’t Be Tardy co-star (THIS SHIT SHOW IS STILL ON??!) Brielle Biermann is a 21-year-old woman who, according to Page Six, once claimed she’s on SnapChat “24/7”. Seems excessive, but it’s her life. She’s also energetically defended herself against people who criticized her for her generous use of lip fillers, which give her baboon butt mouth. Again, she’s an adult. We got to let her spend her tummy tea ad money however she likes. If she wants to walk around with a Honey Baked ham for a mouth, she’s free to do so. However, Brielle recently posted a picture of herself on Instagram from before she started sucking on burning hot tail pipes, as proof that she looks better now. That to me pretty much crosses the line from “let this woman do her thing” to “this woman might need an intervention for body dysmorphic disorder”, because that shit is delusional.

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