Night Crumbs
Right now, Yolanda Hadid may be furiously trying to leak another story about 48-year-old Leonardo DiCatchAHo and her 27-year-old daughter Gigi Hadid because he’s been spotted “getting cozy” with another model. And not only is this model/actress 23 years old (cut to The Pussy Posse letting out a douche-infused sigh of relief over their leader possibly leaving his GILF phase), but she’s a member of royalty too. Last night, Leonardo partied and left the club with model Victoria Lamas, the royal kin of THEE Empress of Lucite, Shauna Sand, and Lorenzo Lamas. Honestly, I really hope this is a hit-it-and-quit-it situation for Victoria because the Empress of Lucite really doesn’t need to deal with her daughter bringing home a filthy commoner! – Gawker
After Elon Musk’s Twitter poll showed that users want his ass out as CEO, he said that he’ll “resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job,” and then he’ll “run the software & servers teams.” Why do I have a feeling that Elon Musk’s “replacement CEO” will be a man named Melon Tusk (aka Elon Musk in a Groucho glasses disguise)? – Celebitchy
Someone call CPS on Jenna Bush Hager. Because she won’t rest until every single living person on the planet knows that she doesn’t wear chonies, and now she’s roped her daughter into her schemes! – E! News
Phoebe Bridgers and Paul Mescal have apparently broken off their engagement, and now she’s humping on Bo Burnham. I can’t wait to repeat that sentence to my mom, just to hear her say, “Okay, now you’re just making up names, Michael.” – Jezebel
Bruce Willis will soon become Pepaw Brucie, and Demi Moore is entering her “hot kooky unhinged grandma era” since Rumer Willis now has a womb full of baby. But Demi Moore already has carpet in her bathroom; how much more unhinged can she get?! – Just Jared
If you’d like to save a little money on your heating bill, turn off your heater and simply warm your hands on the fiery flames of rage shooting off of homophobes who are pissed that their beloved show Yellowstone is part of THE GAY AGENDA – Pajiba
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