The Older Men And The Sea: Sean Penn And Leonardo DiCaprio Took A Couple’s Yacht Trip With Their Girlfriends
The good news is that Leonardo DiCaprio has loosened the age restrictions on the SS Pussy Hound. Guests over the age of 25 are now allowed to frolic and cavort on the yacht as it sails the Mediterranean. The bad news is that the more lenient age requirements are apparently only extended to gentlemen and/or the daughters of other famous actors. That’s how The Daily Mail has pictures of 59-year-old Sean Peen (typo and it stays) and his girlfriend Leila George, who is an old and weathered 27, joining Leo, 44, and his girlfriend, 22-year-old Camila Morrone, on a Corsican yachting holiday. But no need to worry that standards are slipping, Leila’s dad is Vincent D’onofrio (allowed on the boat under current restrictions) and her mom is Greta Scacchi (sadly, not allowed, even though she’s a known taboo breaker who married her first cousin), so she qualifies, doubly, under the nepotism clause.
It’s not exactly a surprise that Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was going to piss off someone. After all, Quentin Tarantino has that effect on people. But if the pre-production chatter was any indication, I figured the most pissed off would be Sharon Tate’s sister Debra Tate. As it turns out, Debra loved Margot Robbie’s portrayal of her late sister. But that’s not to say the movie has been scandal-free. Roman Polanski’s wife was mad that he’s a character in the film. Now we’re hearing from the late Bruce Lee’s daughter, and she’s also not happy about what she saw on screen.
To show that I guess things really are ~gEttING sIRIus~ between her and 44-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio 22-year-old Camila Morrone posted a photo of Bogey and Bacall on Instagram with the caption “A love like this.” Pretty tame, but then then she decided to make the mistake of reading the comments (NEVER READ THE COMMENTS). People began mocking her for seemingly comparing the famed Hollywood couple to her and Leo. So she shot back at those who think Leo’s just a greasy, shallow cad who likes pottery more than commitment and that she’s a dummy obviously headed for heartbreak. Pretty accurate so far, haters.
It looks like Brad Pitt has found a new best friend, and it’s Leonardo DiCaprio. I bet Brad is out at the grocery store right now, buying tons of potato chips and 2L bottles of orange soda for a super-fun sleepover on Leo’s yacht this weekend. No parents, girls, or Lukas Haas allowed! Well, maybe “best friend” is exaggerating a bit. At the very least, The Sun claims that Brad’s got a new pottery buddy.
The DiCaprio Foster Home For Wayward Models can boast about yet another success story with the news Kelly Rohrbach has been officially adopted into her forever home by Walmart heir Steuart Walton. TMZ reports that Kelly, who starred in that Baywatch movie, and Steuart were married a couple of weeks ago in Florida. Kelly and Leonardo DiCaprio only dated for a few months in 2016 and broke up because somebody told People that she was “one of the biggest super models in the world” and therefore too busy to maintain the relationship. She also just so happened to have had the misfortune of turning 25 that year. One of those facts is quantifiable.
Quentin Tarantino’s take on Helter Skelter, aka Once Upon A Time in Hollywood, was the buzziest movie at Cannes and continues to be, especially since preview-goers realized that the Manson Family’s most famous victim, Sharon Tate played by Margot Robbie, is barely in it and says even less. Tarantino rejects that hypothesis but did pay Margot’s presence some lip service as being an angel ghost or some bullshit. That does make sense. Because she’s supposedly next to invisible in the movie just like an angel or a ghost.