Today In Well, She Is 25: There’s A Rumor That Leonardo DiCaprio And Camila Morrone Have Broken Up
UPDATE: People’s sources upgraded this rumor to “true” and say that Leonardo and Camila are over after 4 years.
The world held its collective breath when Camila Morrone, Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend of several years, turned 25 on June 16. Some resumed breathing when nothing happened and the two celebrated the 4th of July together as 25-year-old and 47-year-old romantic partners. However, according to Deuxmoi, the time has come when he must fire up the yacht and perform the sacred ritual that only happens every four to eight years. Legend is, Leo sails to what he calls the Cove of Closure, located somewhere in the Italian Riviera (only Leo and his little buddy Lukas Haas know the exact location) to burn a ceremonial Victoria’s Secret bra and panny set (he’s got a whole steamer trunk full of them just for this purpose), sending its ashes into the sea while Lukas dutifully scampers off to lower the Pussy Posse flag to half-mast before scuttling over to ring the bespoke PP gong with a silly oversized dildo (Tobey Maguire got it as a gag gift for Leo’s 40th), signaling that yet another of Leo’s girlfriends has aged out of service. It’s a solemn ritual, but an important one that keeps Leo grounded. Because each peal of the gong symbolizes that another Angel has been sent off to heaven/date Sean Penn. Let us bow our heads. #PussyPosse4Lyfe
As with most things Leo, he’s not about to announce a breakup outright. One needs to look for the subtle clues and hints collected by Deuxmoi. That is unless you live in Italy, in which case you can just look out over the Mediterranean sea and look for a little poof of pink smoke signaling that the PP is on the prowl for a new Pope-etta. But other clues abound. According to ONTD:
According to Deuxmoi, Leonardo DiCaprio broke up with his longtime girlfriend Argentine-American model Camila Morrone days after she turned 25. He’s living in a friend’s house while waiting for Camila to pack up her belongings in his home.
Since, Leonardo has been spotted in night clubs or going out with a significant weight loss. He’s been allegedly seeing a new woman in NYC, some people claim it’s Gigi Hadid (27).
Leonardo allegedly picked up girls from a campus in New Orleans to party with him through a third party.
Here’s Leo’s new physique that’s apparently driving all the coeds absolutely wild.
I don’t know if that tongue sticking out is supposed to be an advertisement for his cunnilingus skills or if he just forgot to put in his dentures that morning but either way, he’s definitely going to have the ladies screaming something. As for Camila, she was “recently spotted vacationing in St Tropez with her mom (who’s 1 year younger than Leo) and a friend on an alleged ‘rebound girls’ trip’.“Camila’s mom, Lucila Sola, was Al Pacino‘s girlfriend for about seven years.
Hey, maybe she’s just there to collect her ashes so she can perform her part of the ceremony. That’s when all of the 25+ crones that Leo has released, gather together to smoke the panny ashes of the newest member of the Shriveled Peen Patrol and romp naked in front of a bonfire on the beach in Malibu, thanking the Goddess for her ample gifts.
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