These two love-trolls. Yes, your instantaneous happiness and boundless enthusiasm for showing off your romance for the ages, while you publicly add block and upon block to your Jenga tower of bliss, irritates the cynical. Pete Davidson is a comedian, so he obviously likes to clown on people. And Ariana Grande licks donuts and hates America, which means she’s obviously down for psychologically torturing the masses. So why not keep tormenting the pessimists out there, right?
Please note that Jenga tower analogy… BECAUSE THIS WILL FALL. IT WILL FALL. Oh, and Ariana let it “slip” (*side-eye*) that Pete’s two inches short of a foot in the pants area. By that, I mean she’s claiming he’s got a ten inch cock. Cut to Michael K adjusting his new high ponytail weave and donning a big sweatshirt with no pants, in order to replace Ariana in Pete’s
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While it might have sparked the “DUHHH!” heard ‘round the world, Pete Davidson was on The Tonight Show last night promoting what sounds like a 10-second cameo in a Robert Pattinson movie. Of course, Pete did more than promote that movie – he also used the appearance to finally confirm that he will soon be Mr. Ariana Grande. Continue reading
Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson first had us questioning the laws of acceleration by getting matching tattoos quickly after they first got together. Tattoos would appear to be their thing, as they’ve recently spent time together getting even more.
Anyone who had a pulse in the 90s learned more about life from Friends than any silly other methods like parents or Sunday school. If there was one cardinal rule from Friends, it was that nobody looked good with that Rachel/Jennifer Aniston haircut. If there was a second cardinal rule, it was you don’t bone anyone – even if you and your girlfriend are on a break – when you’re still pseudo-attached to someone else. Well, that was the rule until Pete Davidson nabbed a pop star when he was on a break from Cazzie David. Continue reading
Middle school drama returned to our lives recently, as Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have rapidly rebounded from their respective exes with each other and got engaged. In the minutes since Pete and Ari have been humping, he has covered up an arm tattoo of his ex-girlfriend (and daughter of Larry David) Cazzie David. Continue reading
Pete Davidson Picked Up Ariana Grande’s Engagement Ring Last Month, The Same Month They Began Dating
Many of us have had dried cum stains from a one-night trick last longer on our thigh than Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson’s entire relationship has lasted so far, but their love (or something) is strong enough for them to want to get married. Ariana and Pete got engaged very recently, but TMZ says that he’s been planning to propose for a while and by a while I mean a few weeks, which is decades in AriPet time.