Usher is taking some legal action of his own against one of the people accusing him of giving them herpes. During a recent deposition in the case of Usher being sued for allegedly being fast and loose with his peen-maintenance–one of Usher’s accusers refused to answer questions and now Usher is saying she needs to be fined and he can come to collect the $2,500 he’s owed at the court’s earliest convenience.
I’m not exactly sure what the hell is going on with Usher these days but he’s been doing way too much. Perhaps he’s still celebrating the recent victory in his herpes lawsuit, or maybe he’s just rich and bored. Either way, this dude is seriously transitioning into the text book definition of mid-life crisis. And instead of buying an expensive sports car or constantly hitting on young chicks in the club (because that’s probably how his ass got in trouble in the first place), 40-year-old Usher has decided to say, “fuck the future!“, by permanently ruining the back of his neck with a tattoo that looks like a pentagram for witches at MIT.
Good news for Usher, who has been battling an ongoing lawsuit from an accuser that claimed he gave her herpes a few years ago after pop locking in her coochie without a condom. She was one of several who accused Usher of giving them the gift that keeps on giving. This case has been brewing in the background for quite a while with Usher constantly denying that he gave her anything at all. And now TMZ is reporting that everything has come to an amicable end, which basically means a bitch got PAID.
I’ve often wondered what Florida Evans from Good Times would look like if she took the rent money and said “To hell with these bills!!” and went to the salon to get some relaxer in her hair? Well, I don’t have to wonder any longer because Usher has solved that mystery for me with his new hairdo that screams “Just let your SOULLLLLL GLOOOOO!”
Surprisingly, she didn’t file for divorce from him after he wore that hat out in public.
It’s been a minute since we checked in with alleged celebrity STD mailman Usher. When we last heard from him, he was fending off accusations and a $20 million lawsuit from at least five people claiming that he’s a gracious host who makes sure that guests at his dick parties leave with a favor – herpes. Usher denied everything and, in one of those cases, defended himself by saying he didn’t have time to sleep with the woman in question because he was too busy spending time with his wife and former manager, Grace Miguel. Well, one of you THOTs who has been brave enough to risk the lifetime luggage that is herpes can be with your singin’ and dancin’ man in public now. Usher has filed for divorce from his estranged wife Grace Miguel, according to TMZ. As long as you’re his “type” (which is allegedly various clueless groupies and a bathhouse betty or two), maybe he’ll let you debut as his new piece. Lucky you.
Usher has allegedly given the herp to multiple sexual partners, as evidenced by several accusations that have been brought against him from both women and men. The biggest Valtrex bill that Usher received was one for 20 million from a Laura Helm in Georgia. Unfortunately for Laura’s bank account, those rumors that she was going to drop the suit have now become fact. TMZ reports that Laura’s attorney filed for a dismissal, and Laura is no longer accusing Usher of casting her in his allegedly true-life version of It Follows. Continue reading