Chris Brown May Have Gotten Into Another Altercation During Missy Elliott’s Lover’s And Friends Set (Though He Denies It)
On Friday, while everyone else was celebrating Cinco De Mayo, Chris Brown decided to turn his birthday weekend into a Slapsgiving extravaganza because we already know how he likes to pop off. And that’s what happened when he popped off on Usher and Teyana Taylor, which resulted in Usher’s make-up team cleaning his face better than a cadaver so he could diffuse the alleged situation. But that wasn’t enough for Chris. Apparently, the only way he knows how to celebrate anything is by inviting folks to an altercation, and the day after his time ruining Teyana and Usher’s evenings (at HIS OWN birthday party, mind you), Chris danced on over to Missy Elliott‘s Lovers & Friends set for another attempt of fisticuffs with someone else. But now, as the rage and whatever else finally exits his system, Chris is explaining exactly what was going on backstage during Missy’s set.
In news that has shocked a nation to its core, Chris Brown once again proved that society should never have given him that redemption arc after news came out that he jumped Usher. TMZ says that the incident took place at a skate rink birthday party for Chris. Presumably, Usher blew out Chris’s candles and ate the biggest birthday cake, resulting in the 34-year-old having a tantrum and trying to beat up Usher. Wuh oh, looks like somebody’s just entered their terrible (mid-)thirties!
I hope you all understand that there’s no other King of R&B besides Usher, and he laid claim to that title with a proclamation that made all others bow down to lick the dust from his footprints as he strutted his way to Las Vegas. Currently, the King of R&B holding court at Park MGM during his My Way the Las Vegas Residency, but he has no problems sharing the spotlight for a few seconds. Over the long Labor Day weekend, Usher decided to give a few rose petals to fellow performers Tevin Campbell and Anita Baker, just as long as they understood they could only be allotted a few moments of his shine since the King will NEVER allow anyone else to come for his crown.
Hear ye, hear ye, ladies and gentlemen! For Usher, your forever reigning King of R&B, has a message for any peasant awaiting his turn in the Verzuz arena; it ain’t happening! Primarily because he understands who he is as an artist with an inflated ego. While many heavy hitters like John Legend, Alicia Keys, and Queen of Cosplay Ashanti have all done a Verzuz battle, where they face off with another artist, Usher has no time to descend from his throne for such foolishness. And, according to him, nobody can match him equally in a battle because he is The Best and to hell with all the rest.
Today, we must finally rip the title of “R&B King” away from Bobby Brown and rightfully hand the bouquet of flowers and sash to Usher, because he’s tired of everyone not putting respect on his name when it comes to who the true King is. And since he’s been singing and spinning across stages since before he was old enough to drive Usher demands his subjects give him the title now and bury this topic once and for all.
Jason Derulo supposedly has a huge dick and he’s got some balls too, because he decided to fight two random men, in public, on camera, in Las Vegas because one of them yelled, “Hey Usher, fuck you, bitch!” I guess Jason Derulo was not amused with being called the name of an alleged STD spreader. And he lost it.