Indiana Jones: The Riddle Of The Abrasion-Resistant Face star Megan Fox has dismissed her divorce from husband and alleged bad dad to his eldest child Brian Austin Green, according to The Blast. Megan filed for divorce in 2015 and then seemed to throw it in reverse when their third kid popped up. And it looks like she solidified her decision four years later. Or the new paycheck helped. Hey, filing papers costs money and these two don’t work as much as they used to.
Megan Fox sat down with The New York Times for an interview where she showed us she’s the authority on space archaeology (every Scientologist just got the tingles for her) by talking about the ancient astronaut theory, and her new show on the Travel Channel Legends of the Lost. She also shared why she hasn’t told her own stories about being sexually harassed in Hollywood.
Megan Fox was on Watch What Happens Live last night, and Andy Cohen put her up to a game of Plead the Fifth. Megan didn’t plead the fifth once, because clearly Megan is an open book with no secrets. Andy’s second question to Megan was about a 2011 Details magazine interview Shia LaBeouf gave, in which he pretty heavily implied that he and his Transformers co-star Megan might have been rocking trailers on set.
The TV network reboot of Brangelina’s shit show of a custody fight was brought to us by Vanessa Marcil (of General Hospital and Beverly Hills, 90210) a couple of days ago when she publicly dragged Brian Austin Green, the father of her 16-year-old son Kassius, for putting her through custody battle hell and for not spending any time with their son in 5 years. Vanessa painted BAG and his wife Megan Fox as diabolical demons who spent 8+ years trying to get full custody of Kassius (with Vanessa paying child support). When their plan failed for good 5 years ago, BAG cut off Kassius and they’ve only seen each other in passing. That’s what Vanessa claimed. Some of us played Oprah’s SoWhatIsTheTruth.GIF in our brains over Vanessa’s claims, because BAG and Kassius were photographed together in Mexico last year, and BAG has posted about Kassius on his Instagram. But Vanessa is now here to tell us that yes, BAG and Kassius were in Mexico at the same time, but it was some sponsored shit, and yes, BAG has been to a school play, but other than that, his relationship with his son is as dead as the feeling in Megan Fox’s current face.
For those of you who don’t have your Bachelor’s in Beverly Hills, 90210, let me translate that title into words you’ll understand: Vanessa Marcil Claims That Brian Austin Green Is A Bad Dad.
Vanessa Marcel (that’s Brenda Barrett to those of you who watched General Hospital and Gina to those of you who watched Beverly Hills, 90210) and Brian Austin Green (David Silver from 90210) dated and made a son, named Kassius Lijah, together in 2002. Two years later, BAG took his Pringles can dick over to Megan Fox, and the two have three sons together: 6-year-old Noah Shannon, 4-year-old Bodhi Ransom, and 2-year-old Journey River. I guess that throughout the years, Vanessa, BAG, and Megan have been involved in a flaming shit pile of a custody fight that would make Brangelina proud. Vanessa decided to air the details of all of that recently, claiming that for years, BAG and Megan were trying to get full custody of Kassius who is 16 now. When they failed at doing that, they completely cut Kassius out of their lives 5 years ago, and he hasn’t spent any real time with his dad and has never met Journey River. But wait, there’s pictures from last year of BAG and Kassius at resort in Mexico together. So what is the truth, Gina Kincaid (or again, Brenda Barrett if you’re a GHer)!
If you’re wondering what Megan Fox is into these days it’s simple: Lingerie and monsters (band name alert!). Deadline just announced that the madame of Fredericks of Hollywood has signed on to star in a Travel Channel show called Mysteries and Myths with Megan Fox. Megan is the co-creator, executive producer and host of the show that will have her traveling the world and challenging “conventional wisdom that has existed for centuries”. It’s a natural fit for Megan who has in the past publicly stated that she thinks Bigfoot is realer than a motherfucker. It’s also possible that she signed on to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because she thought it was a documentary.