Category: Megan Fox

Megan Fox Announces That She’s Looking For A Girlfriend

December 31, 2022 / Posted by:

Are America’s reigning horniest/most obnoxious couple on the outs? People are once again speculating that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have split, having had their fill of bloody Megans. In a recent social media post, Megan donned her finest pink bucket hat to announce that she would like applications from the audience for the role of her new girlfriend. Uh oh, the last time she wore that a hat like that everyone thought we were finally free of their reign of tedious attempts at edginess. We were WRONG, of course. You can’t kill their true love (for famewhoring)!

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Open Post: Hosted By Machine Gun Kelly Snorting “Cocaine” Off Megan Fox’s Boobs As Tommy Lee And Pam Anderson

October 31, 2022 / Posted by:

Last week, people speculated that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly were over cuz they laid low over the summer. Turns out the couple was just saving all their energy for the Annual March of the Attention Whores, aka Halloween. This weekend they dressed up in two different couples costumes: BDSM-Catholic types, and Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And because giant fake boobs and tattoos aren’t as edgy as they were 25 years ago, MGK went the extra mile and posted a video of himself snorting “cocaine” off of Meg/Pam’s chest through a rolled-up dollar bill. No word on what the mysterious white substance actually was. Baby powder? Flour? Anthrax? Continue reading

Some Think Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly Have Split, And Megan Sarcastically Responded To A Commenter Asking Where Her Kids Were

October 21, 2022 / Posted by:

It seems like just yesterday that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly were thrusting their oh-so-edgy love in our faces: tonguin’ on the red carpet and drinking each other’s blood. Ah, the good ol’ days. But, since the spring, we’ve heard nary a peep from the Bizarro version of Kourtney Kardashian & Travis Barker. This silence, plus a few clues from Instagram, has led some to deduce that Megan and MGK are dunzo. Ugh, I hope they are. There’s no logical reason Machine Gun Kelly should be this famous.

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Brian Austin Green Tore Into His Ex, Vanessa Marcil, Over Things She Alleged About Custody Of Their Son

October 14, 2022 / Posted by:

When Brian Austin Green isn’t appearing on “where careers go to die” shows like The Masked Singer and Dancing With The Stars, he’s keeping his name in the press with orchestrated pap shoots to announce a new child or messily airing out his issues with the mothers of his other children. This time, it’s his ex, Vanessa Marcil’s turn, with whom he shares a grown-ass son.

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Bruce Willis’ Team Refutes Accusations That Frequent Collaborator Randall Emmett Exploited Him

June 30, 2022 / Posted by:

As we know, Bruce Willis retired from acting after being diagnosed with aphasia, a condition that affects the brain’s language and speech centers. But due to his timing, one of the last movies we’ll ever see him star in is a 3rd rate schlock-fest called Wrong Place directed by who cares and co-starring a perfectly nice-looking lady whose most recent recognizable credit was 24th billed in the 2018 YouTube Red original series Step Up: High Water. But if it’s any solace, Wrong Place may also be one of the final credits for its producer Randall Emmett who, according to a new exposé in The Los Angeles Times, has been accused of all manner of unsavory behavior including, but definitely not limited to, exploiting, or at best, willfully ignoring, Bruce’s declining health as the pair cranked out one Razzie-worthy movie after another. However, if Randall drowns in the dozens of lawsuits he’s currently facing, it won’t be because of Bruce. Us Weekly reports that Bruce’s lawyer insists that Bruce continued to work well after he was diagnosed because he wanted to. Not because some neckless choad whose breath smells like Lala shit made him.

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Machine Gun Kelly Called Megan Fox His “Wife” As He Dedicated A Song At The BBMAs To Her And Their “Unborn Child”

May 16, 2022 / Posted by:

Machine Gun Kelly performed at the 2022 Billboard Music Awards last night and since he and Megan Fox turn award shows into the fucking stunt-queen runway, he had to pull a trick during his performance to get the people talking. This time he chose to refer to his fiancé as his “wife” to get us to wonder if they had gotten married already. And he also brought up their “unborn child” but I think he means “unconceived child” because is she even pregnant? The stunts continue–and I’m not just talking about those clip-in bangs!

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