Category: Netflix

Sources Say The Sussexes Have “Declared War” On The Wales By Releasing The Trailer For “Meghan & Harry” During Their “Super Bowl” Charity Event

December 2, 2022 / Posted by:

If memory serves, America did an entire revolution so we wouldn’t have to be bothered with the goings on of the British Royal Family. So I am a bit perplexed as to why they keep washing up on our shores, looking for attention and dumping their family tea all up in our harbors. As if we don’t have our own traditions of feuding inbred clans to contend with! Page Six reports that sources claim that the release of the trailer for Prince Harry and his American Wife Meghan Markle’s Netflix documentary, Harry & Meghan, is part of a ”coordinated campaign” to “overshadowPrince William and Princess Kate’s “Super Bowlcharity trip to Boston. And the Daily Mail says the documentary as a whole is tantamount to “a declaration of war,” which, as far as I can tell, ain’t got shit to do with the price of tea, which, BY THE WAY, should be free since we didn’t ask for it and y’all just dumped it on us anyway. I mean, we will take it. But we are not paying a penny more than we’re already shelling out for our Netflix subscriptions! 

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Open Post: Hosted By The Grandma And Her Accidental Thanksgiving Guest Who Are Spending Their 7th Turkey Day Together

November 24, 2022 / Posted by:

While Thanksgiving is sold as the day when we should be thankful for everything and everyone in our lives, many people struggle with complicated familial relationships this time of year. Most of us don’t get to choose our families, but it seems like Wanda Dench and Jamal Hinton have done just that. A few years ago, they went viral when Wanda inadvertently texted a Thanksgiving dinner invitation to Jamal that was meant for her grandson. Jamal asked if he could come to dinner anyway, and Wanda didn’t hesitate to welcome him to her table; today will mark the seventh Thanksgiving they’ve spent together.

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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Netflix Docuseries Will Debut Next Month After All

November 17, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s hard to believe that people, MYSELF INCLUDED, thought that the reign of King Charles III would be a flop. So it is with much humility and shame that I must commend him for the fortitude and bravery with which he has faced his toughest challenges as a monarch since outing himself as a feminine hygiene fetishist. From being portrayed by an egregiously more handsome man on The Crown, to ducking eggs like a nebbish third grader who inadvertently wandered into the middle of a dodgeball game, Chuckie Trips has handled himself with aplomb and barely even got ink in his mouth that one time he used that leaky pen. So I am now convinced that there is no storm that King Charles III can’t weather, and that includes Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Netflix documentary series being released in time for Christmas, instead of next year as they reportedly wanted. Even if, as The Sun reports, Harry and Megan weren’t able to make the final changes they wanted to soften the blow in the wake of THE QUEEN’s passing. Now Charles, like Harry, Meghan and the rest of us, are just going to have to suck it up and raw-dog the truth. Consequences be damned!

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Nick Lachey Made An Apparent Dig At His Marriage To Jessica Simpson During The “Love Is Blind” Season 3 Reunion

November 11, 2022 / Posted by:

After Nick Lachey And Jessica Simpson inevitably divorced in 2006 after everyone gawked at the awkward father/daughter dynamic of their marriage on their wildly popular MTV reality show, Newlyweds, Jessica went on to build an apparel empire and start a family with her second husband, Eric Johnson; and Nick tied the knot with Vanessa Lachey (née Minnillo) in 2011 and started a family of their own. Nick and Vanessa have been the inexplicable and seemingly useless “hosts” on every season of the Netflix relationship experiment show, Love is Blind. Do they produce the show? Are they now visually impaired? Has the money run dry? No one knows. But at every turn, they take the opportunity to turn the conversation to themselves and their own marriage as though they’re some kind of beacon of love everlasting. And on the recent Love is Blind season 3 reunion, Nick took a blatant and unnecessary jab at his bygone marriage to Jessica while Vanessa sat right next to him on the couch. I

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Lindsay Lohan And Her Husband Made Their Red Carpet Debut, And She Talked About Her Return To Hollywood

November 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Last night was the New York premiere of the new Lindsay Lohan Netflix movie, Falling for Christmas. OK, it wasn’t so much a “premiere” as it was a “fan screening,” but a red carpet is a red carpet, baby! And Lindsay walked it with her new husband, Bader Shammas, and a couple of other very special guests: sister/co-star Ali Lohan, age 28, and her mother, Dina Lohan, age 60. Doneta Melina Nicolette Lohan (née Sullivan) hath returneth!

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Open Post: Hosted By Jason Momoa Stripping Down To A Traditional Hawaiian Malo On “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

November 10, 2022 / Posted by:

In between exploring his semi-recent singledom with Eiza Gonzalez and Kate Beckinsale after divorcing Lisa Bonet, Jason Momoa’s been spending his time making your Aunt Barb hot under her Dress Barn collar by ass-out fishing in a traditional Hawaiian garment called a malo on Instagram and promoting his upcoming Netflix movie, Slumberland. Jason stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! yesterday and gave all of his admirers a little more spank-bank material by stripping down to a malo again, and this time he tried his hand at making that ass clap.

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