Category: Jessie J

Nicki Minaj Denies Jessie J’s Claim That She Asked To Be On Their Song “Bang Bang” 

August 6, 2021 / Posted by:

In case you forgot, Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande, and Jessie J joined forces in 2014 for the song Bang Bang, which was nominated for a Grammy(?!) in 2015 and was the Nickolodeon Kids’ Choice Song of the Year the same year. Recently Jessie J gushed about it, saying that Ariana and Nicki heard the song and had to get on it. But Nicki Minaj’s ego would not let Jessie J get away with suggesting she’d be thirsty for a song. She’s only thirsty for Chanel and beef with Cardi B. Nicki reality-checked Jessie J and said she was asked to be on it by her label, thankyouverymuch. I just picture Nicki holding her almost one-year-old son and cooing to him, “Don’t worry baby, your mother would never ask to be on a Jessie J song.”

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Channing Tatum And Jessie J Might Be Back Together Again

April 30, 2020 / Posted by:

At the start of April, we reported on the devastating news that Channing Tatum was no longer executing sexual stomach rolls in low-slung grey sweatpants for Jessie J. This was the second time they had broken up since getting together about a year and a half ago. But Jessie and Channing have recently be dropping hints that they might not be as broken up as was reported a few weeks ago. It also means that if we had to speculate on the status of their relationship using Jessie J song titles, then I guess you could say the most appropriate choices would be “Not My Ex,” or at the very least “Bang Bang.”

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Channing Tatum And Jessie J Are Over, Again

April 6, 2020 / Posted by:

While the rest of us are practicing social distancing, there’s Channing Tatum and Jessie J, who have apparently decided to distance themselves socially, emotionally, and physically from each other. After reuniting back in January following a month-long breakup, Channing and Jessie have decided to split up again. Out of the way, Conscious Uncoupling – it’s Permanent Distancing’s time to shine.

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Channing Tatum Angrily Defended Girlfriend Jessie J And Her “Infinite And Untouchable Beauty”

January 26, 2020 / Posted by:

Back-togethers Channing Tatum, 39, and Jessie J, 31, are deep in their re-kindled love for each other. We know this because Channing is making sweet, sweet love to Jessie on social media – most recently in an Instagram post referring to her as a “unicorn.” A unicorn is supposed to be a rare, singular, mythological creature. One commentator felt that Jessie’s the farthest thing from a unicorn by commenting that Channing was better off with Jessie’s supposed lookalike, his ex-wife Jenna Dewan. Consider Channing’s muscular titties uncalmed.

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Sorry, Ladies Of Raya, Channing Tatum Is Back With Jessie J

January 23, 2020 / Posted by:

When you get out of an extremely longterm relationship (yes, one year is “extremely longterm” in the universe of celebrity), you should always take some time to really get to know YOU again by writing long entries in your journal, or by going on a solo 1,100 mile hike to make peace with past mistakes and get in touch with the true soul inside of you, or just do what I do, and hook up with the first Grindr trick who shows you an ounce of attention and mess it all up mid-fuck by crying about dying alone. Whatever Channing Tatum did to get over the devastating heartbreak of splitting up from his longtime love (again, one year is approximately ten years in celebrity relationship time) Jessie J, it brought him back to her. He must have missed her doing him like the man’dem, because they’re together again.

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Channing Tatum Is Now On The Dating App Raya

December 27, 2019 / Posted by:

Congratulations to those of you hoping to snag a piece of newly-single 39-year-old Channing Tatum, he’s on the dating app tip! Bad news, though. He’s on Raya, that Ben Affleck had such a good time on. Apparently it’s very exclusive, so unless you’re one of the chosen ones, you probably will never get to send him a message saying: “Wreck my guts.” I know–I’m sad too. But that also means you aren’t paying $7.99USD each month to get ghosted by famous people.

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