Category: Mario Lopez
Drama At “Extra”: Mario Lopez Skips A Taping And AJ Calloway Is Officially Out After Sexual Assault Allegations
Mario Lopez already apologized for his braindead remarks on transgender children and letting them express their identity. After appearing with Our Lady Of Blexit, Candace Owens‘, on her YouTube shit show–Mario faced backlash for his comments on the gender identity of children. We know Candace is ta mess, so she didn’t get any backlash. Mario, however, is out here pretending to be friends to the gays and works with GLAAD and shit. So to avoid his “cancellation” as they say, Mario made a quick apology. Well that didn’t stop him from skipping out on his taping of Extra. And more good news for Extra, they just had to dump AJ Calloway after months of not acting on a bunch of sexual assault accusations against him. Great week for the Extra producers; they must love their jobs.
FINALLY, Mario Lopez’s Thoughts On The Gender Identity Of Children, And It’s A Mess (UPDATE: He’s Sorry)
Mario Lopez, his new face, and Candace Owens (yes, THAT Candace Owens) got together for a talk on her YouTube show, and she decided to bring up a subject that truly disturbs her to the core: parents giving their children a safe space to freely be themselves and explore who they are without judgement. Mario and Candace brain-farted about what they call the “weird” Hollywood “trend” of celebrities letting their children “pick their gender.” And when the mind of Mario Lopez and the mind of Candace Owens touched on the subject of gender identity, a boiling shit wave of dumb erupted, so shit splatter-proof goggles ON!
Beyonce Is Putting Out An Entire “Lion King-Inspired” Album
Now we know why Disney decided to do an all-CGI remake (although, it’s supposed to be GAME CHANGING!) of their cartoon movie The Lion King. It isn’t just because those greedy overlords at Disney knew that they could throw their logo on any summertime movie and it’ll allow them to say, “Sure, order four!”, with ease when Mickey Mouse calls asking if he can order another crate of vintage Dom Perignon while partying with his side-hos and Leonardo DiCaprio on his yacht in Italy somewhere. They knew that if they got Beyonce to graciously possess the body of a CGI Nala with her ethereal holiness, they might also get her to make an entire Lion King album, and then they’d make even more money.
Well, Mickey Mouse can go ahead and make it rain $1,000 cashiers checks instead of $100 bills on his yacht girls this summer, because Beyonce (and her ghost curators) has curated an entire album inspired by The Lion King.
Angelina Jolie Brought The Kids To The “Dumbo” Premiere
For the Jolie-Pitts, nothing puts the “f”s in “family fun” quite like “forced foto-ops” on the red carpet for a kids movie with mom. Angelina Jolie unplugged the X-Box mid-Fortnite Battle Royale and told all them kids to go put on their outside clothes for the Hollywood premiere of Tim Burton’s Dumbo. Here’s the twist: They had fun.
Mario Lopez’s Phone Was Beaten To Death In A Las Vegas Spa
Remember yesterday when the so down-to-earth she’s practically sweltering at the earth’s core Jennifer Lawrence was telling a story about her “bar fight?“ Right, that was totally silly. But do you recall the part where the guy told her to eff off when she wouldn’t take a picture with them? It demonstrated that there are scary, angry people in the world who are especially angry at celebrities. A prime example would be this dude who randomly went after Mario “AC Slater” Lopez at a spa in Las Vegas. Mario escaped unscathed but his smartphone didn’t. It’s ok, Mario. There’s going to be a $1,000 rich person status symbol phone available soon. Continue reading
Chris Pratt Was Surprised People Thought “Passengers” Was Creepy
When Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence’s Two Sexy Goofs in Space film, Passengers, came out last December, many hated it. One of the major reasons why people weren’t feeling Passengers was because they found Chris Pratt’s character to be a bit of a creepy stalker. Chris Pratt is surprised that people felt that way.