JP Morgan Chase Dropped Kanye West As A Client And Ray J. Joined Him For The Premier Of Candace Owens’ BLM Documentary
Following Kanye West’s most recent Too Hot for Fox News/HBO/Twitter/Instagram antics, he took some time out of his busy breakdown to rub elbows with some of Hollywood’s most glamorous conservative elites at a screening of his best Judy Candace Owens’s new documentary The Greatest Lie Ever Sold: George Floyd and the Rise of BLM. It was a glitzy affair attended by the smartest, most talented, and most beautiful stars in conservative circles including Kid Rock, MMA fighter Colby Covington, Candace herself, and Ray J., the guy who fucked Kanye’s ex-wife in a widely circulated videotape. Kanye even dressed up for the occasion sporting an oversized tuxedo jacket, oversized galoshes and “his now-iconic black baseball hat” twelve sizes too small that reads
In Kanye West’s latest “LOOK AT ME!” moment, he and Candace Owens paraded around like buffoons while wearing t-shirts adorned with the moniker “White Lives Matter.” Kanye West got the attention he was thirsting for, and Vogue editor Gabriella Karefa-Johnson shared her thoughts about his shirts on Instagram. Gabriella wrote that she thinks Kanye was trying to be subversive but that it fell flat and is actually “dangerous” and “irresponsible.” Instead of taking in what Gabriella had to say, Kanye made fun of her fashion sense, which led to Gigi Hadid coming to her defense.
Macy’s And Target Drop Chrissy Teigen’s Cookware Line And Courtney Stodden Says They Still Haven’t Received A Personal Apology
Last week Courtney Stodden called out Chrissy Teigen for bullying them on Twitter when they were just 16 years old. Courtney says Chrissy (then in her mid-twenties) would DM them fucked up stuff like, “I can’t wait for you to die” and encourage them to kill themselves. Chrissy responded to the allegations on Twitter (returning to the scene of the crime!), publicly apologized to Courtney, and admitted she used to be an “insecure, attention-seeking troll.” Chrissy claimed she tried to connect with Courtney privately, but Courtney Instagrammed that they were still blocked by Chrissy on Twitter, and hadn’t received any kind of private apology. In an on-the-street video filmed Friday, Courtney claimed Chrissy still hasn’t reached out, and that shows her apology wasn’t sincere.
Candace Owens, who is a conservative commentator and one of Kanye West’s favorite political voices (and that’s all you need to know about her), was on Tucker Carlson’s Fox News show and didn’t at all get over-the-top melodramatic about Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s performance of WAP at the Grammys (SPOILER ALERT: She did). While some of us found the performance tame, Candace called it the “end of an empire.” Cardi’s wet ass pussy is so powerful that it can bring down empires. Cardi lives to “clap back,” so of course she did, and that led to both of them threatening to sue the other. I’m pretty sure these are both legally fruitless endeavors but honestly, I think it would be worth it if we get to hear Cardi provide testimony again.
Noah Cyrus decided that she would do something most of us can get behind and defended Harry Styles from Candace Owens who thinks that real men don’t wear dresses. Candace should call the Pope, then. But the thing is, Miley Cyrus’ little sister went left in her delivery and chose to use a racial jab against Candace, forcing the internet to temporarily side with *gagging noises* Candace Owens.
For Vogue’s December issue, Harry Styles became the first dude to do the cover by himself, and in the photo shoot, he wears a couple of dresses and skirts, and those who consider King Louis VIX, Billy Porter, David Bowie, and Richard Simmons style icons were into it. But well, there were those who were really, really bothered like conservative commentator and Kanye West’s political sweetheart Candace Owens who let us all know that she probably rubs it to Gaston’s parts in Beauty and the Beast since Gaston is her opinion of the ideal man. Harry Styles in a dress made Candace Owens declare that we need to bring back “manly men.” Surprisingly, Harry Styles didn’t respond to what Candace Owens said by immediately replacing his dresses, ruffles, and skirts with a chest merkin, Pussy Juice cologne, a “Yeah, It Makes You Look Fat, Now Go Make Me A Sandwich, Woman” t-shirt, and Nascar-brand cargo pants. Instead, Harry responded with a banana and coffee filter sleeves!