For some reason, Brandi Glanville has written a “candid essay” for The Sun this week, and it’s about how Eddie Cibrian cheated on her with LeAnn Rimes. Back in 2008. Yep, as always, the ex-Real Housewife is keeping things timely, relevant, and up-to-date. Brandi writes that Eddie initially denied his affair with LeAnn and that fucked with her mind and caused long-term trust issues. She says she was so hell-bent on revenge she went up to LeAnn at her son’s soccer game and threatened to murder her. Whoopsies! Continue reading
There was a time that even so much as hearing the suffix “ly” at the end of a word could have sent Brandi Glanville into a rage spiral (“Did someone say Le? As in LeAnn Rimes? That bitch, I’ll get her! Hold me back!“). Because it was not a secret to anyone that Brandi Glanville hated LeAnn Rimes and the feeling was mutual. But time appears to have softened Brandi and LeAnn’s relationship from foes to actual, legitimate…friends? Excuse me while I check the sky for airborne pork.
Brandi Glanville Reopened Her Feud With Eddie Cibrian And LeAnn Rimes Over Coronavirus Custody Arrangements
Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian, who? The real reignited feud of the century is Brandi Glanville vs. Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes! It looks like Brandi Glanville is trying to get a regular spot on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills again, because she’s bringing the drama about virus-time custody with her ex-husband and his new wife .
Now we know why Disney decided to do an all-CGI remake (although, it’s supposed to be GAME CHANGING!) of their cartoon movie The Lion King. It isn’t just because those greedy overlords at Disney knew that they could throw their logo on any summertime movie and it’ll allow them to say, “Sure, order four!”, with ease when Mickey Mouse calls asking if he can order another crate of vintage Dom Perignon while partying with his side-hos and Leonardo DiCaprio on his yacht in Italy somewhere. They knew that if they got Beyonce to graciously possess the body of a CGI Nala with her ethereal holiness, they might also get her to make an entire Lion King album, and then they’d make even more money.
Well, Mickey Mouse can go ahead and make it rain $1,000 cashiers checks instead of $100 bills on his yacht girls this summer, because Beyonce (and her ghost curators) has curated an entire album inspired by The Lion King.
LeAnn Rimes posted a picture on Instagram with her husband, Eddie Cibrian, Eddie’s ex wife and sworn enemy Brandi Glanville and Eddie and Brandi’s two kids. LeAnn called the picture their awkward family Easter, which of course it’s awkward. For years Brandi and LeAnn have fought harder than two people at a buffet with one crab leg left.
I haven’t checked yet, but I’m assuming that right now, the Palestinians and Israelis are holding hands after declaring peace. Because they figured that if LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville can call a truce for at least one second, so can they.