Category: Steph Curry
Open Post: Hosted By Macy Gray’s Rendition Of “The Star-Spangled Banner”
The 2022 NBA All-Star Game between Team LeBron and Team Durant happened last night at Cleveland’s Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse. And Macy Gray is the artiste who sang the National Anthem, The Star-Spangled Banner, and her rendition gave people shades of Fergie. Those people have probably never heard Macy Gray perform anything before because Macy Gray’s Star-Spangled Banner was all Macy Gray. But she trended last night thanks to LeBron James trying to keep it together as Macy Gray Macy Gray’d up America’s National Anthem.
Donald Trump Reportedly Asked Alex Rodriguez For Advice On The Coronavirus Situation
As many of you know, the world of sports is an absolute ghost town, so in order to keep fans thirsting for something, I guess they are now brushing away the tumbleweeds by reporting on stuff like this? According to Sports Illustrated (not a line I thought I’d be typing today), Donald Trump has been asking former Yankees (I think that’s baseball) player Alex Rodriguez for advice about the deadly coronavirus. You read that correctly.
Beyonce Is Putting Out An Entire “Lion King-Inspired” Album
Now we know why Disney decided to do an all-CGI remake (although, it’s supposed to be GAME CHANGING!) of their cartoon movie The Lion King. It isn’t just because those greedy overlords at Disney knew that they could throw their logo on any summertime movie and it’ll allow them to say, “Sure, order four!”, with ease when Mickey Mouse calls asking if he can order another crate of vintage Dom Perignon while partying with his side-hos and Leonardo DiCaprio on his yacht in Italy somewhere. They knew that if they got Beyonce to graciously possess the body of a CGI Nala with her ethereal holiness, they might also get her to make an entire Lion King album, and then they’d make even more money.
Well, Mickey Mouse can go ahead and make it rain $1,000 cashiers checks instead of $100 bills on his yacht girls this summer, because Beyonce (and her ghost curators) has curated an entire album inspired by The Lion King.
Ayesha Curry Is Not Here For Any Thirsty Groupies Sniffing Around Her Husband Steph Curry
I would imagine it’s difficult being married to a handsome, rich basketball player like Steph Curry yet his wife Ayesha holds her own with a life outside of their marriage as a businesswoman and entrepreneur. Still, when you’re an NBA player two things automatically come with the territory: money and everyone throwing their parts at you. And though many, may players don’t mind dipping their dicks in anything with a pulse, Steph is supposedly a rare unicorn who isn’t into that. Ayesha says she trusts her husband, but isn’t stupid, and is being very vocal about the barrage of booty he encounters on an almost daily basis.
Steph Curry Was Only Joking About That Moon Landing Stuff
Steph Curry thinks we’re all dumb for thinking he’s dumb for thinking the moon landing was faked. Steph says he was only joking when he claimed he didn’t believe the moon landing really happened. Speaking to ESPN, Steph set the record straight by stating unequivocally that he believes in scientific evidence. And he wanted to see how far people would take the story before confessing his previous comments were in jest. But he’s still going to take NASA up on the private tour because, who wouldn’t?
Steph Curry Doesn’t Believe We’ve Actually Been To The Moon
Somebody needs to tell Steph Curry that repeated viewings of Space Jam does mean you’re a qualified space expert. It means you’re a qualified Space Jam expert, and those are two very different things. According to ESPN, Steph and fellow NBA persons Vince Carter and Kent Bazemore, don’t believe the moon landing ever happened. But Bugs Bunny dunking on Michael Jordan is totally believable.