Category: Chance the Rapper

Fans Called Out Chance The Rapper For Being Married Yet Grinding All Over A Woman During Carnival In Jamaica

April 19, 2023 / Posted by:

I’ve never attended Carnival in Jamaica, but I think I get the premise: booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere, and the people who love witnessing that sort of thing. Count me amongst those folks, please, because if you’re going to be courteous enough to greet me with a welcoming twerk, I’m not going to stop you. And I’m not the only one who feels this way, as Chance The Rapper recently proved while partaking in the Carnival festivities. However, after a video of him grinding all over a fellow partygoer with a wide grin and last-minute “Oops!” glance into the camera, many think that Chance’s behavior wasn’t very appropriate for a married man. And they had no problems calling Chance the dreaded “C” word: Cheater.

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Chance The Rapper Wants To Know Why Joe Biden Is A Better Presidential Candidate Than Kanye West

July 13, 2020 / Posted by:

Slap me on the ass and call me mother. He’s running. It looks like Chance The Rapper has his sights set on becoming the Mike Pence of the Kanye West administration. Unlike millions of Americans who don’t have the time or mental bandwidth for Kanye’s bullshit right now, Chance is apparently taking his Chicago brethren’s possibly bipolar episode induced declaration of candidacy seriously. Vulture reports that Chance’s bid to become Kanye’s Secretary of Hotepery began when he retweeted a video for Kanye’s latest single Donda (a tribute to Kanye’s late mother) with the statement “And yall out here tryna convince me to vote for Biden. Smfh.” He then posed a series of questions to his followers and asked “can someone explain why Joe Biden would be better??

*****spoilers ahead*****

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According To Chance The Rapper, The Beef Between Cardi B And Nicki Minaj Is 100% Fake

September 14, 2019 / Posted by:

In the world of celebrity rap beefs, one of the most bitter wars has taken place between bootylicious rappers Nicki Minaj and Cardi B. Their feud has brought on headline after headline after headline after headline after headline.

Well, as entertaining as that messiness is, apparently they may have both been pulling our dicks. Because according to boy-next-door lyricist Chance The Rapper, their beef is all smoke, mirrors, and lies.

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Beyonce Is Putting Out An Entire “Lion King-Inspired” Album

July 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Now we know why Disney decided to do an all-CGI remake (although, it’s supposed to be GAME CHANGING!) of their cartoon movie The Lion King. It isn’t just because those greedy overlords at Disney knew that they could throw their logo on any summertime movie and it’ll allow them to say, “Sure, order four!”, with ease when Mickey Mouse calls asking if he can order another crate of vintage Dom Perignon while partying with his side-hos and Leonardo DiCaprio on his yacht in Italy somewhere. They knew that if they got Beyonce to graciously possess the body of a CGI Nala with her ethereal holiness, they might also get her to make an entire Lion King album, and then they’d make even more money.

Well, Mickey Mouse can go ahead and make it rain $1,000 cashiers checks instead of $100 bills on his yacht girls this summer, because Beyonce (and her ghost curators) has curated an entire album inspired by The Lion King.

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Kim Kardashian Defends Kanye For Supposedly Defending R. Kelly (UPDATE)

January 14, 2019 / Posted by:

There are still a few episodes left of Surviving Surviving R. Kelly, the reality show we’re currently living where artists who’ve worked with R. Kelly try to distance themselves from him. The last episode with Lady Gaga was kind of bullshit, and today’s episode starring Kanye West and Kim Kardashian is even worse. And Celine Dion being in it didn’t really help all that much either. Not even the Greatest Singer In Da World could save this shit show! According to Complex, Kanye was performing at a Sunday Service event where he sat on a stool and mumbled some shit while a choir sang a few of his songs. During one of the mumbling bits, Kanye made some observations about separating the art from the artist, indirectly alluding to R. Kelly and Michael Jackson.

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