Category: Dumbasses

A Mississippi Anchor Was Removed From Air After Using One Of Snoop Dogg’s Most Popular Catchphrases

March 27, 2023 / Posted by:

Sometimes it’s better to just remain silent if you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. And this tried, and true lesson of thinking before you speak may have come to claim the employment of WLBT-TV’s meteorologist Barbie Bassett. Recently, during a conversation about marijuana leaf-turned-rapper Snoop Dogg, she and her co-workers were on air discussing the latest addition to his wine collection. When one of the anchors suggested this latest flavor would ensure boozy Barbie’s devotion to Snoop, she agreed by saying, “Fo shizzle, my nizzle” (“nizzle” is slang for the N-word). But what she didn’t know is that her poor choice of words lead to her ultimate firing because this isn’t the first time she’s done something like this.

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CeeLo Green Fell Off A Poor Horse At Shawty Lo’s Birthday Party

March 23, 2023 / Posted by:

CeeLo Green once said, “Yeah, I’m sorry, I can’t afford a Ferrari,” so instead, he decided to pull up to the club on a horse. In the past few years, CeeLo’s career took a tumble when he pleaded no contest in 2014 to furnishing a controlled substance to a woman who accused him of drugging and sexually assaulting her, which ultimately lost him his gig on The Voice. Now once again, CeeLo fell from grace after falling off a horse while making an entrance into an Atlanta nightclub last night for Shawty Lo’s birthday- and no, the horse’s name isn’t grace.

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Elon Musk Sold 10,000 Bottles Of Cologne That Smells Like Burnt Hair And Is Pretty Sure He Doesn’t Have Any More “Looming Babies”

October 12, 2022 / Posted by:

I suppose every generation has had to contend with eccentric billionaires. It’s just that billionaires nowadays are far richer and further isolated from the reality the rest of us live in. Take Howard Hughes, for example. He was a big weirdo who probably enjoyed the smell of burnt hair and was unnaturally obsessed with his own semen, but he didn’t have legions of fans willing to egg him on at each and every increasingly demented endeavor. If he did, we would have seen one of his relatives on Antiques Roadshow let out a resigned sigh when Mark L. Walberg tells them the Hughes Tool Company branded bottle of urine they found in the attic isn’t even worth 5 cents at the recycling center. Meanwhile, legions of Musk Rats are out here throwing good money after bad buying up $100 bottles of Burnt Hair scented cologne from Elon Musk’s gag business The Boring Company. You see, Howard may have drooled on stars. But Elon is one.

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The Québec Influencers Who Got Banned From An Airline For Partying On Their Flight Are Stuck In Mexico

January 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Nope, that’s not Emma Roberts vaping in the header pic (as far as I know). It’s one of the 150 Québécois influencers who chartered a Sunwing Airlines flight from Montreal to Cancun on December 30. Despite the efforts of plane staff, these kids spent five hours partying, vaping, drinking, and not wearing masks. And because they’re all dumber than a sack of hammers, they posted videos of their debauchery to social media. Big mistake. HUGE. The footage became headline news, and even Prime Minister Justin Trudeau got involved, calling the incident “a slap in the face.” Cuz, you know, the pandemic. Although I’d have thought JT would have been a little more understanding, considering everybody makes mistakes in their twenties.

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A New Study Claims That People Who Are Obsessed With Celebrities Are Less Intelligent

January 6, 2022 / Posted by:

According to a test conducted by some allegedly smart people, there might be low intelligence levels lurking amongst the type of people who live and die by red carpet analysis, blind items, Instagram pregnancy reveals, reality shows filmed on yachts, Calabasas, or sexy unique restaurants, or who Pete Davidson is dating. Non-biased third-party verification very much needed, I know! But according to this study, it’s apparently true. Those who are compelled to follow the comings and goings in the world of celebrity are reportedly not the brightest of what humanity has to offer.

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Oprah Is Distancing Herself From Dr. Oz’s Senate Campaign

December 29, 2021 / Posted by:

Dr. Mehmet Oz is currently running as a Republican in Pennsylvania’s Senate race, which has caused him to end his talk show. Oprah is to blame for Oz at least since she brought him up on The Oprah Winfrey Show and then helped him launch his own The Dr. Oz Show. But she’s not endorsing him because that would be a bad look. She could always tell him who her PR person is though, because Dr. Oz and his wife Lisa Oz are apparently so bad at media communications that they didn’t hang up on a reporter before talking shit about her, so she heard it all.

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