Several COVID-19 Cases Have Been Linked To The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, Which Smash Mouth Played At
Earlier this month Smash Mouth performed at the 80th annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota. Their concert was part of a ten-day festival that attracted 462,000 people, many of whom weren’t wearing masks or observing social distancing. Officials were obviously afraid that the rally would turn into a COVID-19 “super spreader event”, since a lot of attendees come from coronavirus hotspots like Florida and… well, isn’t Florida enough? Despite these fears and 60% of townspeople voting against the rally, the town of Sturgis decided to approve the festival. Their reasoning was that crowds would show up anyway, and they wanted to be prepared.
Welp, two weeks later, and color me shocked, but a bunch of coronavirus cases around the country have been traced back to the event. Whaddaya know, Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell declaring, “fuck that COVID shit” did dick all to stop the virus!
ABSOLUTELY nobody’s favorite queen, Gia Gunn, from season 6 (and filler queen from All-Stars season 4) of RuPaul’s Drag Race, has a tendency to say stupid things. And when she’s not serving as a perennial shit-stirrer, she’s putting on her conspiracy theorist wig and stepping in as a medical health official. Well, now Gia’s pissed people off again for spouting dangerous bullshit about not wearing masks and insisting that the current pandemic is a hoax. And it’s gone over about as well as you’d think.
The name Sammy Hagar would probably make Vanessa Hudgens’ brain contort into a giant question mark like it does when anyone says that her beloved religion Coachella is trash. But Sammy is about to be Vanessa Hudgens’ favorite new musical artiste, because like her, he’s probably got a “People Die! That’s Life!” bumper sticker on his car. Sammy is ready to go back on the road and is okay with catching coronavirus and dying if it means that the economy will be saved. You hear that, coronavirus?! Sammy will sacrifice himself to you if you just stop! “Eh, I’m more of a David Lee Roth fan,” said coronavirus.
So Stephanie Pratt, a reality trick from The Hills and Made In Chelsea, decided to speak up about the Black Lives Matters protests happening around the world. And while doing that, she rose up on the list of Possible Future Wife Of Donald Trump by declaring that the looters should be shot. This is coming from a mess who been arrested for both shoplifting and driving under the influence. Wow, considering how fucking INSUFFERABLE Spencer Pratt is, it’s amazing how Stephanie so easily and immediately became the worst Pratt sibling.
Amanda Stanton Of “The Bachelor” Defended Her Decision To Drive From California To Arizona For A Hair Appointment
And you thought Madonna was bad for flying to a birthday party during coronavirus? How about this twit from The Bachelor, Amanda Stanton, who said, “Excuse my, beauty“, to coronavirus by driving all the way from her home in California to Arizona to get her hair done.
Today in douchebags, TikTok idiot Josh Popkin, better known by his 3.3 million followers as @fckjoshy, incurred the wrath of the Internet when he purposely dumped a giant bin of milk and cereal on the NYC subway. Hmmm, looks like licking toilets to get corona is officially passé.
Obviously this “prank” made a huge, wet Fruity Pebbles mess, getting milk on a bunch of passengers (many of whom could be essential workers on their way to their jobs). While the unmasked dumbass pretended to clean up, everyone switched cars. Then @fckjoshy (seriously, fuck Joshy) strolled away, leaving the disaster to be cleaned by more essential workers. How thoughtful. Continue reading