Jennifer Lawrence went on Late Night With Seth Meyers to promote mother!, which is making audiences scream refund! And it wouldn’t be a Jennifer Lawrence appearance without some goofy story about how she’s a wreck like the rest of us. Also, Jennifer and Seth were drinking wine during the interview and JLaw seemed way relaxed and it’s not like she’s a quiet drunk. So – fun story (via EW)! She says she got in a “bar fight!” Quotes are being utilized because it doesn’t sound like an actual bar fight. Traditionally, bar fights include fists being thrown, skulls being cracked, and the authorities being summoned. This involved a lot of beer being splashed around.
Jennifer was filming the upcoming “deadly KGB hooker” movie Red Sparrow in Budapest when she went out for beers with her Red Sparrow friends. And things ended up smelling like malt and hops after someone asked for a selfie with her. (3:37 below)
“I was like, ‘No, thank you. No.’ And then he was like, ‘Please, my girlfriend will never believe [me],’” the mother! star said, “and my friend was like, ‘If your girlfriend won’t believe you, then she’s not the one.’”
JLaw’s friend sounds funny. Unfortunately, Budapest Selfie Guy didn’t think so.
Aggravated, the man told Lawrence, “Fuck you,” and she turned into a girl on fire. “I don’t know, something in me just snapped. It couldn’t have been the alcohol,” she joked, “and I was like, ‘Did you just say fuck you to me?!’”
Jennifer then claims that she proceeded to pour every beer she could grab off their table over the guy’s head. The guy supposedly went to exit when she noticed he’d left his suitcase behind. She then said she poured beer on the suitcase. Her friend finally calmed her down.
“My friend Chris came up, grabbed me from behind, and he goes, ‘Don’t waste beer! Don’t waste beer!’ And I instantly relaxed,” she said. “I was like, ‘Of course! What was I thinking?’”
Celebrities are cute. But all that entitlement has rendered them clueless. You’re gonna get into a fight in a foreign country with some weird guy who brings a suitcase to a bar? And throw beer on him? She’s lucky it would have been an international incident if the dude had tried anything. If Maizie the Iowan tourist pulled that shit, who knows what he could pulled out of that suitcase! Knives, guns, a nuke! I obviously need to travel more.
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