Category: Eric Andre

Emily Ratajkowski Was Spotted Kissing Eric André On Vacation

January 26, 2023 / Posted by:

Jesus Christ, here we go again! Every few weeks, Emily Ratajkowski is linked to a new man, and my typing fingers are tired of coming up with clever ways to report on her romantic hijinks. Today, we create a go-to intro template for all future EmRata romances because enough is enough! Earlier this month, Emily and [comedian] [Eric André] were papped on a date at a [Japanese restaurant] in [New York]. [Page Six] now reports that the pair were spotted [kissing] on [vacation] in [the Cayman Islands]. Emily wore a [revealing bikini] and [two-toned bucket hat]. Since splitting from her cheater husband, Sebastian Bear-McClard, last July, EmRata has been connected to [Brad Pitt], [Pete Davidson], [DJ Orazio Rispo], and [artist Jack Greer]. Is [Eric Andre] just another fling, or is [Ratadré] here to stay? Only time will tell!

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Comedian Eric Andre Files A Lawsuit After Allegedly Being Racially Profiled At The Atlanta Airport

October 13, 2022 / Posted by:

We’re used to seeing comedian Eric André performing publicity stunts for laughs on a regular basis, but what he allegedly experienced at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport in Atlanta was not amusing at all. Eric claims back in 2021, as he walked the dreaded shaky corridor from the gate to the doors of the plane, he was stopped by two men. He probably thought to himself, “I don’t have time for autographs,” but unfortunately for Eric, neither did they. Instead, they stopped him for a quick search to see if he was carrying illegal drugs onto the flight. That’s when Eric’s Woke-O-Meter rang out louder than the bells of freedom, especially once he realized he was the only Black person around at the time. Now, he’s calling upon the power of the ancestors to help him sue the pants off of Clayton County Police Department for their blatant racial profiling.

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Beyonce Is Putting Out An Entire “Lion King-Inspired” Album

July 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Now we know why Disney decided to do an all-CGI remake (although, it’s supposed to be GAME CHANGING!) of their cartoon movie The Lion King. It isn’t just because those greedy overlords at Disney knew that they could throw their logo on any summertime movie and it’ll allow them to say, “Sure, order four!”, with ease when Mickey Mouse calls asking if he can order another crate of vintage Dom Perignon while partying with his side-hos and Leonardo DiCaprio on his yacht in Italy somewhere. They knew that if they got Beyonce to graciously possess the body of a CGI Nala with her ethereal holiness, they might also get her to make an entire Lion King album, and then they’d make even more money.

Well, Mickey Mouse can go ahead and make it rain $1,000 cashiers checks instead of $100 bills on his yacht girls this summer, because Beyonce (and her ghost curators) has curated an entire album inspired by The Lion King.

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Here Is Who Is Voicing Who In Disney’s Live-Action Version Of “The Lion King”

November 2, 2017 / Posted by:

Disney’s latest live-action MWTPTBG (mess with the potential to be good), The Lion King, is coming together and yesterday, Disney tweeted a picture of the confirmed cast. For a company like Disney, that is a very low-budget community theater-looking cast sheet. Not to mention how confusing it must have been when the real star  Beyonce saw it. “Can someone explain why both my picture and name are the same size as everyone else? Oh wait, is this like a Destiny’s Child thing, where I pretend I’m part of a group? Ok, gotcha (wink).

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Chance The Rapper Was Just As Skeptical As Everyone Else About Rosario Dawson’s Valentine’s Day

February 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Ah, Valentine’s Day. The perfect day to plant a smooch on that special someone in your life. And maybe to take a picture of it. And also post it to Instagram so that millions of people can share in your love. That’s what Rosario Dawson did with her new man yesterday. Except it happened so many times and with such a varying degree of thirst that many people, including Chance the Rapper, thought it was a stunt. But according to Chance the Rapper, it’s not.

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