Chris Pratt And Katherine Schwarzenegger Probably Won’t Take Anna Faris Up On Her Offer To Officiate Their Wedding
Chris Pratt and Anna Faris had one of the politest and most efficient divorces in recent memory (even if it seemed to have lasted an eternity), so it’s not surprising that they maintain a warm and supportive relationship. Both have moved on, Anna’s got her cinematographer boyfriend, and Chris just got engaged to Jesus by way of Katherine Schwarzenegger. Anna recently addressed the engagement on her podcast Unqualified and said that Chris texted her the news the very next morning. She was so happy for them, she hinted she would be willing to officiate the wedding herself! But it’s unlikely they’d accept. According to People, they will probably want Jesus to handle it.
Chris Pratt (my 11th favorite Chris after Chris Crocker, Chris Farley, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Rock, Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Tucker, Chris Cooper, Chris Isaak, and Chris my former Brooklyn weed man) is currently doing a 21-day fast based on the Bible, and I guess he’s taking that Christian shit all the way and is abiding by this commandment:
Thou shalt not fuck your piece until you’ve married their ass. (Sexodus 69:69)
Because he’s now engaged to his girlfriend of around 7 months Katherine Schwarzenegger. Chris let Tim Tebow know that he’s not the only one who ain’t going to live in sin (and also not the only one who can deliver a truly natural engagement photo).
While it feels like some celebrities will still be fighting out their divorce battle well into the next decade, others seem to want to get it done fast and quick so they can move on in whatever way they so choose. Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are one such couple. TMZ is reporting that one year and three months after calling it quits, their divorce is in the can and they’ve wrapped up all the details.
For couples that are no longer together, holidays can be tricky. If there are kids involved, you still have to see the person, and a thing like Halloween can turn into one of those situations where you’d rather spend the night at Camp Crystal Lake taking your chances with Jason than see your ex. Anna Faris and Chris Pratt split up more than a year ago. They both later agreed that splitting up sucks, and they’re still trying to figure out how to navigate everything, especially since they share a 6-year-old son named Jack. They’ve clearly learned how to navigate through their awkwardness of a shared holiday, because they were seen taking Jack trick-or-treating together last night. And joining along for the ride was their current partners.
Yahoo! is saying that Anna Faris posted a picture to her Instagram which she surely meant to be breezy and for jokes, and quickly turned into people passing her a pamphlet for an eating disorder support group. The photo was taken by her Unqualified podcast assistant, Michael Sherman, and shows her hunching over a garbage can while wearing knee-high boots, a long-sleeve shirt and what is either a pair of short Spanx or the ugliest shorts I’ve ever seen. Anna captioned the pic: “Having pre-show jitters.” She deleted it within maybe 20 minutes after many said she was too skinny in the comments. (“Too skinny???”, Kim Kardashian shouted. “There is no such thing!”) Continue reading
Chris Pratt and Anna Faris seemed like the goofy, frivolity-filled
, pet-abandoning couple that you could go have beers with until they weren’t anymore. They announced their separation last August and ultimate frat brah Chris filed for divorce in December. Chris recently got very deep and told Entertainment Weekly that “divorce sucks.” Us Weekly reports that his ex Anna agrees with Chris’ astute take on the emotional complexities of ending your marriage. She said so in a SiriusXM Hits 1 radio interview on Thursday.