Category: Anna Faris

Chris Pratt Reportedly Never Felt Good Enough For Anna Faris

April 7, 2020 / Posted by:

In 2017, Chris Pratt and Anna Faris spat in the face of love when they broke up after eight years of marriage.  After some uneventful divorce proceedings, and agreeing on joint custody of their seven-year-old son Jack, neither wasted any time moving on. Last June, 40-year-old Chris married fellow child of God, Katherine Schwarzenegger, and 43-year-old Anna recently got engaged to cinematographer Michael Barrett. The exes seem to be on good terms. Anna only had nice things to say about 30-year-old Katherine on her podcast, and even joked that she wanted to officiate their wedding.

But now some source tells Us Weekly that Chris “never felt good enough” to be with Anna. Uh oh, sad boy alert! Continue reading


Allison Janney Confirms That Anna Faris Is Engaged

January 15, 2020 / Posted by:

A few months ago, Anna Faris was seen walking around in public with a big ol’ diamond ring on her left ring finger, which is almost all the proof you need that someone is engaged. But a few months before that, she appeared on Laura Wasser’s divorce podcast, saying she believed in monogamy, but struggled with the idea of legally binding yourself to another person. Which makes sense, considering she’d already been down Divorce Road twice already. So maybe the ring on Anna’s finger was just a nice gift to herself, or a low-pressure present from her boyfriend Michael Barrett. Thankfully, we have Anna’s TV mom Allison Janney to clear up any confusion about what that ring meant.

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Anna Faris Might Be Engaged

November 5, 2019 / Posted by:

Ever since they split up in 2017, Anna Faris and Chris Pratt’s personal lives have gone on wildly different trajectories. Chris has become the bible-thumping, not gay hating, questionable wardrobe-wearing husband of Katherine Schwarzenegger. Meanwhile, Anna rebounded by jetting off to Italy with a cinematographer named Michael Barrett. It’s enough to make you wonder if dumping pets was the only thing they had in common. Well, it looks like Anna also still appreciates the institution of marriage just as much as her ex, because TMZ is saying that Anna has been spotted wearing something that looks like an engagement ring.

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Chris Pratt And Katherine Schwarzenegger Probably Won’t Take Anna Faris Up On Her Offer To Officiate Their Wedding

January 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris had one of the politest and most efficient divorces in recent memory (even if it seemed to have lasted an eternity), so it’s not surprising that they maintain a warm and supportive relationship. Both have moved on, Anna’s got her cinematographer boyfriend, and Chris just got engaged to Jesus by way of Katherine Schwarzenegger. Anna recently addressed the engagement on her podcast Unqualified and said that Chris texted her the news the very next morning. She was so happy for them, she hinted she would be willing to officiate the wedding herself! But it’s unlikely they’d accept. According to People, they will probably want Jesus to handle it.

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Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Are Not Wasting Any Time

January 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Chris Pratt (my 11th favorite Chris after Chris Crocker, Chris Farley, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Rock, Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Tucker, Chris Cooper, Chris Isaak, and Chris my former Brooklyn weed man) is currently doing a 21-day fast based on the Bible, and I guess he’s taking that Christian shit all the way and is abiding by this commandment:

Thou shalt not fuck your piece until you’ve married their ass. (Sexodus 69:69)

Because he’s now engaged to his girlfriend of around 7 months Katherine Schwarzenegger. Chris let Tim Tebow know that he’s not the only one who ain’t going to live in sin (and also not the only one who can deliver a truly natural engagement photo).

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Chris Pratt And Anna Faris Have Settled Their Divorce

November 8, 2018 / Posted by:

While it feels like some celebrities will still be fighting out their divorce battle well into the next decade, others seem to want to get it done fast and quick so they can move on in whatever way they so choose. Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are one such couple. TMZ is reporting that one year and three months after calling it quits, their divorce is in the can and they’ve wrapped up all the details.

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