Category: Anna Faris

People Are Dragging Chris Pratt For Leaving His Ex-Wife Anna Faris Out Of His Mother’s Day Tribute

May 16, 2023 / Posted by:

Once upon a time, before ChrisThe Worst of His NamePratt found Jesus and subsequently got so lost in his own sauce that he had the audacity to compare himself to him; he was married to and had a son with Anna Faris. But they ended up divorcing, both to eventually remarry. And these days, Chris has a habit of barfing out saccharine social media posts about his current wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger, so it was par for the course that he hunt-and-pecked out a Mother’s Day tribute calling her an amazing mom to their two daughters and stepmom to his son, Jack. Though Chris did include his mom and mother-in-law in the post as well, he didn’t mention Jack’s actual mom, Anna; and his comment section went wild with accusations that he had intentionally shaded her.

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Anna Faris Names Ivan Reitman As The Director Who Harassed Her On Set

October 19, 2022 / Posted by:

Back in 2017, when the #MeToo floodgates first opened, Anna Faris revealed she had been harassed on set by a male director. She said this guy had slapped her ass in front of the crew and told her agent he’d hired her cuz of her “great legs.” Now, exactly five years later, Anna has named her harasser. It’s Ivan Reitman, who directed Anna in 2006’s My Super Ex-Girlfriend. Ivan is best known for making comedies like Ghostbusters, Meatballs, Stripes, Twins, and Kindergarten Cop. He passed away this past February at age 75. Funnily enough (well, not funny “haha”), this story comes out as more and more people go public with accusations about Bill Murray, Ivan’s frequent collaborator in the eighties. I swear to God, if we find out the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man is a sex pest, I will lose all faith in humanity.

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Chris Pratt Has The Boo-Hoos After The Internet Made Fun Of His Weird Post About His Wife

November 7, 2021 / Posted by:

The battle of the Celebrity Chrises rages on with some Chrises being crowned “sexiest” while others are dubbed “most annoying.” After making a weird tribute to his wife Katherine Schwarzeneggar on Instagram, Chris Pratt received a bit of backlash from the public. Some said it was a veiled hit against his ex-wife Anna Faris and their son and others thought it stank of “Cool youth pastor on social media.” Long story short, he didn’t gain any new fans from that post (he’s got the Stepford Wife vote on lock, though).

Rather than let the whole thing go, he donned his best American man outfit and took to Instagram to express his woes about not being universally loved. Chris Pratt continues to excel in being the least-best Chris.

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The Internet Rallied Around Anna Faris After Chris Pratt Posted A Cringey Message To His Wife, Thanking Her For Making A “Healthy” Baby

November 5, 2021 / Posted by:

The least-likable of the superhero Chrises has once again said something dumb. But this time, the questionable quote courtesy of Chris Pratt did more than just remind everyone that he’s easily the worst Chris. He also accidentally dragged his ex-wife Anna Faris into things, in a way that had a whole lot of people thinking, “Damn, Anna Faris really is blessed to no longer be married to this fool.” And in an insane twist of Social Media Gone Wrong, this all starts innocently enough with a pre-birthday post on Instagram, dedicated to Chris’ current wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger.

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Anna Faris And Her Man Michael Barrett Eloped At The Courthouse 

July 22, 2021 / Posted by:

Anna Faris, the blonde TV actress/podcaster who doesn’t totally cause you to sprain your eyeballs from excessive rolling (Yes, I’m talking about Kristen Bell), dropped the news on her podcast, Anna Faris Is Unqualified, that she got married again. Anna and her fiancé Michael Barrett had a little casual courthouse wedding in Washington State. I’m sure the courthouse officiant swooned out of their shoes when Anna said in her vows, “And I promise not to give you away on Twitter if you shit on the carpet or if my son sneezes around you.”

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Anna Faris Says That The Competitiveness Between Herself And Chris Pratt Helped Ruin Their Marriage

March 23, 2021 / Posted by:

When it was announced that Chris Pratt and Anna Faris were officially done after eight years of marriage, their split was free of the usual whispers about possible nanny hook-ups or side-pieces or shady business dealings that lead to one person in the marriage to flee the country and hide out fro the feds in international waters. It was pretty drama-free. The most drama we got was the allegation that Chris Pratt might have been too busy going Hollywood, and his schedule didn’t leave much extra time for husband stuff. As it turns out, the whole “My career is REAL important” angle was putting stress on their marriage, but maybe not in the way that we thought. According to Anna, being an actor that was married to another actor created a whole lot of competitive tension.

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