Category: Raven-Symone
Raven-Symoné Says She Lost 40 Pounds Thanks To Her Wife’s Cooking And Quitting Sugar

This season The View is inviting back a bunch of old hosts to celebrate 25 years of hot topics, bad takes, and iconic fights. Yesterday Raven-Symoné, who co-hosted from 2015 to 2016, made an appearance alongside her wife of almost two years, Miranda Pearman-Maday, and when she walked on stage she was noticeably smaller. Raven says she’s lost 40 pounds thanks to a new sugar-free diet and her wife’s “help and guidance and love and fantastic cooking skills.” Sigh. My boyfriend can’t even heat up a slice of pizza in the microwave without my careful instructions. Where can acquire my own Miranda?
Raven-Symone Was One Of The Hundreds Of Disney Employees Who Walked Out In Protest Of Disney’s Inaction Regarding Florida’s Don’t Say Gay Bill

Today, The Disney Corporation is finally having to face the “exclusively gay moment” that live-action Beauty and The Beast director Bill Condon promised us several years ago, only now, that gay moment has an LGBTQIA+ posse and allies, and is threatening to become a movement. According to Forbes, hundreds of Disney employees staged a walkout today in opposition to Disney’s handling of Florida’s so-called “Don’t Say Gay” bill which “bars instruction on sexual orientation or gender identity in kindergarten through third grade,” and would allow parents to sue school districts for any perceived infractions. 75 employees walked out and protested in front of Disney’s studios in Burbank, California, and another 100 protested outside of the Disney Animation Studios Building, also in Burbank. And if you’re saying to yourself “That’s so Raven!,” you’re absolutely right, because Raven-Symone also mounted a protest with cast and crew members of her current Disney show, Raven’s Home, as well. This all spells bad news for Disney CEO Bob Chapek who probably thought he could just pray the gay away as if that shit wasn’t already baked into Disney’s DNA.
Open Post: Hosted By Raven-Symoné’s Surprise Wedding

Raven-Symoné has decided to keep today’s Surprise! theme going by surprising everyone with the news that she got married to her girlfriend Miranda Maday this week. The coronavirus might have forced some famous people to reset their wedding dates to “TBD,” but not Raven and Miranda, who said coronavirus be damned, and got hitched.
Beyoncé Made A Surprise Appearance On “The Disney Family Sing-Along”

Beyoncé graciously graced the world with her presence during these trying times. Billboard says all the stars showed up for Disney’s The Disney Family Sing-Along, which aired on ABC last night. The show was done in partnership with Feeding America and was hosted by Ryan Seacrest and featured famous types yodeling out Disney songs. Gal Gadot is shook.
Beyonce Is Putting Out An Entire “Lion King-Inspired” Album

Now we know why Disney decided to do an all-CGI remake (although, it’s supposed to be GAME CHANGING!) of their cartoon movie The Lion King. It isn’t just because those greedy overlords at Disney knew that they could throw their logo on any summertime movie and it’ll allow them to say, “Sure, order four!”, with ease when Mickey Mouse calls asking if he can order another crate of vintage Dom Perignon while partying with his side-hos and Leonardo DiCaprio on his yacht in Italy somewhere. They knew that if they got Beyonce to graciously possess the body of a CGI Nala with her ethereal holiness, they might also get her to make an entire Lion King album, and then they’d make even more money.
Well, Mickey Mouse can go ahead and make it rain $1,000 cashiers checks instead of $100 bills on his yacht girls this summer, because Beyonce (and her ghost curators) has curated an entire album inspired by The Lion King.
Open Post: Hosted By Raven-Symone Reacting To Orlando Brown’s Tattoo Of Her Face

Orlando Brown has been through it recently. And by ‘it’ I mean some kind of a heavy drug-induced psychosis. After being ignored for the That’s So Raven reboot because he thought Raven-Symone was still in love with him, Orlando got arrested by a bounty hunter who was chasing after him for skipping court on domestic abuse and controlled substance charges. So things have obviously been a wild ride post-Disney channel.
Back in May, Orlando revealed on social media that he had gone ahead and dove deep into the drugs by getting a tattoo of Raven’s face on his neck. Wonder if Raven saw this coming? Get it? Because she’s psychic? Well, she’s seen it now.
Entertainment Tonight caught up with Raven on the red carpet of the Radio Disney Music Awards and demanded a comment. When asked what she made of Orlando’s permanent reminder of her undying love she replied: “I make of… the second season of That’s So Raven will be coming out July 25! Bye!”
Look at her! This sexual tension is exhilarating. She was so flustered she thought that it was 2004! Raven is clearly in love with Orlando Brown, I see it now. What will their celebrity couple name be? Ralando Symbrown? Orven Browmone? They’ve got a few options!
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