Category: Halsey

The Red Carpet Of The MTV VMAs Was A Journey Through Space And Time

August 27, 2019 / Posted by:

The year is 2019, and there’s a teddy bear in Naughty by Nature. It’s as confusing a notion as it is a sentence to read. But these are the times we are living in. Time to accept that what once was in the past, will be revisiting us in the present (with a collection of random pop culture barnacles from The Time Tube attached), to confuse future generations. So now NBN (pictured above with their new bear Illtown Sluggaz and Redman) has a Kanye West style College Dropout teddy bear in it, and Treach has gone from excoriating his ex-wife Pepa (of Salt-N-Pepa fame) on Instagram, to parading around in bondage gear and issuing confusing handkerchief codes at the 2019 MTV Video Music Awards. Hip hop hooray?

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Taylor Swift And Ariana Grande Lead The MTV VMA Nominations

July 23, 2019 / Posted by:

The MTV VMA nominations were released today, and both Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande lead the nominations with 10 each. Scooter Braun must feel so conflicted. On one hand, it means there’s a very good chance one of his best clients will win and say, “Thank you for helping me sing my truth, Scooter.” On the other hand, it also means his most vocal enemy might storm the stage, rip the mic out of her hand, and channel her own MTV drama of years past by hissing, “Imma let you finish, but Scooter Braun is the shadiest liar of all time!“.

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Halsey Thought The “Black Mirror” Episode Starring Miley Cyrus Was About Her….

June 21, 2019 / Posted by:

In the third episode of Black Mirror’s fifth season, Miley Cyrus plays an abused pop star in a candy-colored wig…. so of course, anybody with an associates degree in pop culture and a brain that works, figured it was about Britney Spears. I’m not sure if anyone said, “Is this about Halsey?” Well, that’s not true. Someone did say that and it was Halsey and Halsey only.

Halsey tweeted out her concern about the similarities between the storyline and her own fame. Which left many people confused including the producers of that Black Mirror episode.

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The Fine Line Between Fashion And Costume Was Stepped Over At The Billboard Music Awards

May 2, 2019 / Posted by:

You know when Tim Gunn used to warn Project Runway contestants about making sure their looks don’t go too costumey? It always turned out to be pretty solid advice, and contestants who didn’t heed his warnings were usually sent home. I always imagined those losing designers slipped quietly away to careers in the circus or on the drag circuit. But judging from the runway at last night’s Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, some of them went on to have lucrative careers making costumes for remakes of popular movies.

It’s been over 10 years since The Hurt Locker won the Academy Award for Best Picture. That means it’s ripe for a remake. In this version, Mustard has the nerve wracking job of diffusing Mariah Carey’s Lush bath bombs. It’s a dangerous job, but Mustard’s just the man to do it. Look, he’s on the hair brush right now, getting dispatched to his next mission. They’ve found a Bom Perignon in Mimi’s toilet!

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