Harry Hamlin, star of Clash of the Titans, LA Law, Mad Men and a current house husband on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills did an interview with Page Six about how he lost the role of Indiana Jones, and it’s not because he doesn’t play well with snakes. Harry claims it was because he talked shit about Steven Spielberg and Spielberg’s relationship with Amy Irving, while there was a hidden camera set up listening to them the whole time.
Kathy Griffin married her boyfriend of seven years Randy Dick..sorry…Randy Bick (what a waste of name) on New Year’s Eve. Kathy initially announced her engagement with a video via Twitter and teased that the upcoming nuptials will happen just after midnight and that we are not going to believe the officiant. Sadly, the officiant wasn’t Anderson Cooper or Don Cheadle. Kathy went with Lily Tomlin.
Bristol Palin has proved that even coming from a family as stable as hers and being on a show as classy as Teen Mom OG does not guarantee that true love will last through the ages. As the mother of three and abstinence promoter has broken up with her freshly divorced boyfriend of a few months Janson Moore. The Palins are treating true love like a baby elk and just murdering the shit out of it.
Robert Pattinson recently did an interview with The Guardian where he talked about how he doesn’t know how to act and promises that if The Batman becomes an Affleck-like disaster, he’ll enter into the world of art house porn. Which based on his own assessment of his acting abilities, I guess we have more art house porn to look forward to in 2020!
Miley Cyrus has been on Cody Simpson for a couple of months, or so, after she split with Kaitlynn Carter and her husband Liam Hemsworth. Cody was recently in NYC with a Playboy model and Miley yodeled out a sad Christmas song, so some thought that Miley and the Australian Aaron Carter were done, but there’s no need to cancel your holiday plans to mourn the death of the true definition of everlasting love. Because Cody’s sister says that Hillbilly Skipper and Bronzer Ken are still together.
A 29-year-old South Boston guy decided that things needed to get a little more Boston up in here and tried to steal a lobster truck with $10,000 worth of sweet lobster meat in it. This led local lobster truck heroes to say, “Not today, guy! We don’t steal lobsta trucks in Tom Brady country!“, before jumping into their own lobster truck, which led to a hot buttery lobster truck pursuit. The high speed lobster chase ended when the stolen lobster truck deliberately crashed into the other lobster truck, all while a baked bean truck silently judged.