Well, anything’s gotta be better than a fiancée who pummels you and chomps down on your face like it was a slice from Pizzeria Regina’s. Imagined Black Mirror episode inspiration Halsey and American Horror Story chameleon and engagement to Emma Roberts survivor Evan Peters are random…I mean, dating.
Us Weekly reports that Halsey, who it looks like is fresh out of a dating-type situation with sneering British musician Yungblud (more on that in a couple of paragraphs), social media stalked Evan Peters for SEVEN years before she finally landed his pallid ass. She can finally take down the screenshot of Evan getting his bare buttcheeks scrubbed by asylum attendants on American Horror Story from her vision board.
Halsey expressed her affection for Peters many times over the course of the past seven years, often tweeting about her crush on the actor. “Seriously Evan Peters stop making me attracted to alleged sociopaths and accused murderers….” she wrote in November 2012.
She did everything but tweet Evan asking him to murder her vagina.
The “Without Me” songstress made her intentions clear in November 2013. “Petition for Evan Peters to date me,” she tweeted.
In addition to five other posts about Peters, she concluded in November 2014, “I’m a fucking liar I’m so in love with Evan Peters I’m so whipped I’m whipped as fuck !”
The couple revealed their love in the time-honored tradition of SoCal teens everywhere (actually, she’s 24 and he’s 32) by getting papped holding hands at Six Flags Magic Mountain last weekend.
Halsey and Evan Peters at Six Flags in LA recently pic.twitter.com/yWhrG4Up4x
— Halsey Updates (@HalseyInsiders) September 27, 2019
Evan Peters and his American Horror Story co-star Emma Roberts finally detangled from each other back in March.
Meanwhile, Yungblud threw some shade at his ex and her new dude. This is probably because it looks like he found out about her new beau from those Six Flags pics. ‘Blud and Halsey had reportedly been an item since last January.
Fans speculated that the “Bad at Love” singer and the 22-year-old rocker split after he seemingly called out his ex for riding rollercoasters with Peters at Six Flags. “Somebody take me to Disneyland,” Yungblud shouted in an Instagram Story video on Friday, September 27.
Let’s hope Halsey never imagines Evan’s face to be food like Emma allegedly did. (Seriously, how much coke psychosis do you have to be in to try and eat someone’s face? )