It’s time for the Coco Austin Quarterly Questionable Parenting Pile-On! Here we have a familiar Coco flub; because she’s catching backlash again for a video of her and her 7-year-old daughter Chanel dancing. In this video, it looks like Chanel graduated from her previously eyebrow-raising Tina Belcher Twerk to attempting to hit some TikTok moves and swat her mom’s bounteous, naturally elegant buns. Page Six says that after Coco, 44, posted the video, many in the comment sections deemed it “inappropriate.” In Chanel’s defense, Coco’s ass is so thicc and all-encompassing, it’s not easy to even swat the general air and not also be smacking Coco’s ass.
We’ve all been subjected to seeing Coco Austin’s precariously positioned triangle tops hang on for dear life as her coochie ate her thongs for what seems like ages now, so I would’ve assumed that when OnlyFans launched, Coco was the first in line in front of their offices to be sure she was the inaugural “celebrity” to sign up. But toss me in a sink and call me Chanel Nicole, because I was mistaken! According to Page Six, Coco announced she just signed on, so subscribers will now be able to pay a monthly fee to see more of what we’ve all already seen for $0.00.
CoCo is back in the news for her big ol’ butt and boobies! PSYCH. This isn’t 2008; it’s 2022. And everybody knows CoCo makes headlines for being Mom of the
Year Century. But CoCo’s methods are ahead of their time, and her parenting is constantly under attack by jealous mommy shamers. See: yesterday, when CoCo posted a video of her 7-year-old daughter, Chanel Nicole, “twerking” during a family Christmas gathering. Page Six reports that CoCo-hating commenters clutched their pearls so hard they burst into a fine, judgmental dust. Oh, please! Like it or not, twerking is the dance of the decade. Were kids shamed for doing the Charleston one hundred years ago? Actually, yes, they were. Huh. I guess that means CoCo/Chanel are making history.
CoCo is no stranger to getting shamed and dragged on how she raises her and Ice-T’s six-year-old daughter, Chanel Nicole. And CoCo’s also quick to check a bitch who tries to reprimand how she performs her motherly duties. CoCo continues to dodge bullets with her explanations including breastfeeding Chanel way past the age it should stop to wearing swimwear inspired by the P-Valley collection at Walmart to waterparks while out with her kid. Now she’s facing backlash for using convenience over cleanliness while bathing little Chanel in their kitchen sink.
Coco will become the most controversial celebrity mother since OctoMom, and no amount of pearl-clutching will stop her! Last week the 43-year-old was criticized for letting her 6-year-old daughter, Chanel, ride around in a stroller at the Atlantis Bahamas Resort. Coco, Chanel (ohhh, Coco Chanel!) and Ice-T are still on their family vacay, and the scandals keep coming. Now Coco’s getting shit for wearing a skimpy G-string bikini at a waterpark, where there were… brace yourselves… children in attendance! Great, now dozens of parents will be forced to explain to their kids what “true glamour” is. Continue reading
Coco And Ice-T’s 6-Year-Old Still Rides Around In A Stroller Sometimes And People Have Thoughts About it
Hey all! I’m Dominique and I’m a new weekday writer here at Dlisted. I have an affinity for think pieces and scholarly articles. PSYCH, I love laying in the gutter and joyfully looking up at messes unfold, a la Kim Kardashian peeking out from behind a bush, but with way less face paint and filters and much more older, hole-riddled 20-year-old t-shirts. I’ve never been known to class up a joint. Shall we?
Coco Austin is great at evolving her schticks. When she first came on to the scene, it was mostly cameltoes and getting photographed bending over. Now that she’s someone’s mom, she’s mostly pivoted and has traded in her oiled-up butt for making unconventional parenting choices and being sure that everyone knows about them instead. One stroll to another, if you will.