Category: CoCo

CoCo Posted A Video Of Her 7-Year-Old Daughter Twerking On Christmas And She Got Backlash For It

December 27, 2022 / Posted by:

CoCo is back in the news for her big ol’ butt and boobies! PSYCH. This isn’t 2008; it’s 2022. And everybody knows CoCo makes headlines for being Mom of the Year Century. But CoCo’s methods are ahead of their time, and her parenting is constantly under attack by jealous mommy shamers. See: yesterday, when CoCo posted a video of her 7-year-old daughter, Chanel Nicole, “twerking” during a family Christmas gathering. Page Six reports that CoCo-hating commenters clutched their pearls so hard they burst into a fine, judgmental dust. Oh, please! Like it or not, twerking is the dance of the decade. Were kids shamed for doing the Charleston one hundred years ago? Actually, yes, they were. Huh. I guess that means CoCo/Chanel are making history.

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CoCo Defends Bathing Her Six-Year-Old Daughter In A Kitchen Sink 

September 26, 2022 / Posted by:

CoCo is no stranger to getting shamed and dragged on how she raises her and Ice-T’s six-year-old daughter, Chanel Nicole. And CoCo’s also quick to check a bitch who tries to reprimand how she performs her motherly duties. CoCo continues to dodge bullets with her explanations including breastfeeding Chanel way past the age it should stop to wearing swimwear inspired by the P-Valley collection at Walmart to waterparks while out with her kid. Now she’s facing backlash for using convenience over cleanliness while bathing little Chanel in their kitchen sink.

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Coco Got Shit For Wearing An “Inappropriate” G-string Bikini To A Water Park With Her Daughter

June 1, 2022 / Posted by:

Coco will become the most controversial celebrity mother since OctoMom, and no amount of pearl-clutching will stop her! Last week the 43-year-old was criticized for letting her 6-year-old daughter, Chanel, ride around in a stroller at the Atlantis Bahamas Resort. Coco, Chanel (ohhh, Coco Chanel!) and Ice-T are still on their family vacay, and the scandals keep coming. Now Coco’s getting shit for wearing a skimpy G-string bikini at a waterpark, where there were… brace yourselves… children in attendance! Great, now dozens of parents will be forced to explain to their kids what “true glamour” is. Continue reading

Coco And Ice-T’s 6-Year-Old Still Rides Around In A Stroller Sometimes And People Have Thoughts About it

May 24, 2022 / Posted by:

Hey all! I’m Dominique and I’m a new weekday writer here at Dlisted. I have an affinity for think pieces and scholarly articles. PSYCH, I love laying in the gutter and joyfully looking up at messes unfold, a la Kim Kardashian peeking out from behind a bush, but with way less face paint and filters and much more older, hole-riddled 20-year-old t-shirts. I’ve never been known to class up a joint. Shall we?

Coco Austin is great at evolving her schticks.  When she first came on to the scene, it was mostly cameltoes and getting photographed bending over. Now that she’s someone’s mom, she’s mostly pivoted and has traded in her oiled-up butt for making unconventional parenting choices and being sure that everyone knows about them instead. One stroll to another, if you will. 

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Ice-T Says He’s A Big Fan Of Sucking Coco’s Melons, Just Like Their 5-Year-Old Daughter

August 5, 2021 / Posted by:

Last week, Coco stirred up an itty bitty titty controversy when she admitted that she still breastfeeds her and Ice-T’s 5½-year-old daughter, Chanel. 42-year-old Coco explained that while Chanel dines on steak and burgers, she still enjoys a “little snack every now and then.” And who is she to deprive her? Obviously, the Internet had a lot to say about this fun fact, but Ice-T wasn’t about to stand by and let a bunch of nobodies attack his two precious gals (I am, of course, referring to Coco’s breasts). He went on Twitter and accused Coco’s critics of being jealous. Then he announced that, at the advanced age of 63, he, too, enjoys suckin’ on boobies. Ice says that, when it’s all said and done, he may go down in history as a titty lover, and that’s fine by him. Damn. We all need an Ice-T in our lives!*

*someone who defends our honor, not someone who sucks our boobs†

†although boob-sucking IS a plus

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Coco Once Again Defended Breastfeeding Her 5-Year-Old Daughter

August 2, 2021 / Posted by:

A couple of years ago Coco announced to the world that she was still breastfeeding her and Ice-T’s daughter, Chanel, who was almost 4 at the time. Cut to 2021, and Coco has given us a much-needed parenting update: she’s still sharing her magnificent milkers with her kid, who will turn 6 in November. Judge all you want, but feeding from titty balls as gargantuan as Coco’s is how superheroes are born. Someday Chanel might just save us all!

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