Category: Evan Peters

Despite What Some Recent Pictures Look Like, Halsey Says She Is Not Pregnant

November 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Halsey and Evan Peters have been dating for a month or two, and I’ll be honest – I forgot they were dating. For those out there who have a memory like mine, Halsey and Evan Peters pulled the kind of stunt that successfully reminded everyone they’re a couple. Halsey and Evan were photographed with their hands on her belly area, which is the universal publicity stunt language for “We’re pregnant!“. The only thing is, Halsey is now denying that anything is going on there.

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Emma Roberts And Evan Peters Are No More, And She’s Moved On To Garrett Hedlund

March 20, 2019 / Posted by:

Emma Roberts and Evan Peters, 32, had a terrible relationship. I mean, she was arrested for beating him up and they’ve broken up and gotten back together so many times you’d think their names were Victor and Nikki Newman. Well, looks like you can officially put a nail in the coffin of their shitty love story because sources are saying they are over over, and in fact they are so over that she’s already moved on to Garrett Hedlund.

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Open Post: Hosted By Emma Roberts’ Tragic Lloyd Christmas Bangs

January 12, 2018 / Posted by:

If you happen to see Emma Thompson, Emma Bunton, Emma Stone or any other famous Emma strolling into Lena Dunham’s hair salon (aka Superfuglycuts), immediately scream at their asses to think of their hair and to not do it. Because it seems like all of the famous Emmas are getting  their bangs butchered as they though they were a toddler whose drunk, lazy mom cut her hair with rusty pruning shears (or whose mom really hates her and wants her to get made fun of at school). First Emma Watson got baby bangs, and now Emma Roberts is out there looking like a Vulcan-ized white Cleopatra. Baby bangs: it’s an emmademic!

Emma’s on-and-off-again fiancé/boyfriend/whatever Evan Peters was nominated for Best Actor in a Movie/Miniseries (for American Horror Story: Cult) at last night’s Critics’ Choice Awards. Evan may have lost to Ewan McGregor for Fargo, but his fiancée/girlfriend/whatever unofficially won an award For Most Tragic Fringe Job thanks to that American Horror Story: Bangs shit terrorizing her forehead. Maybe Emma was feeling charitable last night and wanted to give her haters some easy ammunition by doing her hair like the Queen of the Trash People?

It’s obvious that Emma’s bangs are of the clip-on kind, and so I feel sorry for the bottomless hula girl doll whose grass skirt was stolen from her and slapped on Emma’s head. But if Emma really did do that to her hair for real, I shouldn’t make fun of her. I mean, it’s better that she’s fucking up her bangs instead of fucking up her boyfriend.


The “American Horror Story: Cult” Trailer Is As Terrifying As You Might Expect

August 23, 2017 / Posted by:

The trailer for American Horror Story: Cult dropped yesterday, and, no, it wasn’t just a film of Hillary Clinton’s supporters sipping a giant vat of Sleepy-Tea to slumber on through the next four years. Instead, that shit begins in Michigan on Election Night 2016. You know, that state everyone knew HRC had on lock, so she didn’t even bother to visit. Welp, we know how that turned out: HORRIBLE. Thus, Ryan Murphy knew nothing would be spookier reliving that shit. Only, he could make it spookier…WITH CLOWNS!

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