Category: Mariah Carey
Nick Cannon Said He Absolutely Did NOT Fumble His Marriage To Mariah Carey
Nick Cannon, better known as Tricky Dick Nicky amongst his children’s mothers, was at one time married to dethroned Queen of Christmas, Mariah Carey. And their love was odd because no one believed they belonged together, which eventually proved true after they got divorced. Now we know Nick has gone on to begin his mission of re-populating the Earth, which could be looked at as the lesser prize after having Mariah as your wife. And many believe that in the greater scheme of things, since Mariah will always be the bigger star, Nick was the one who dropped the ball on their relationship. However, Nick doesn’t believe that and thinks it’s actually the other way around.
Nick Cannon Claims He Has Super Sperm That Defeats Birth Control
The Genghis Khan of the 21st century, Nick Cannon, recently appeared on Howie Mandel’s podcast Howie Mandel Does Stuff this past Tuesday to talk about his fruitful career and what Howie really wanted to talk about, the fruit of his loins. Howie quickly pointed out, “When Nick’s not in production, he’s in reproduction.” But Nick wants it to be known that he has totally used birth control, it just doesn’t work against his “super sperm,” as if the only thing that could kill off spunk would be kryptonite. That’s funny since listening to Nick Cannon constantly talk about spreading his “seed” is a real form of birth control for many.
Chaka Khan Blasts Rolling Stone’s Greatest Singers List By Offering Her Thoughts On Mary J. Blige, Adele, Mariah Carey, And More
Rolling Stone‘s 200 Greatest Singers list was a huge flop because they failed to include THE GREAT SINGUH IN DA WORLD Celine Dion. However, they got a few names right, even if one of those singers, cantankerous chanteuse Chaka Khan, believes the entire list wasn’t worth her time to read. We already know she’s prepared to throw hands the next time she sees Kanye West. And now there’s a brand new Soul Train line of folks, including Adele, Mariah Carey, and Mary J. Blige doing the Running Man towards Chaka’s house to ask her about her most recent comments. Because Chaka has apparently retired from singing to become a librarian because of the way she reads these girls like a best-selling novel.
Mariah Carey Is Reportedly Seeking Primary Custody Of Her Twins With Nick Cannon
Looks like Nick Cannon’s baby-making habit has pissed off at least one of the mothers of his children–the original one, in fact. Queen of Christmas (One of many!) Mariah Carey is reportedly going to file for primary custody of their 11-year-old twins, Morocco and Monroe. The couple has been divorced since 2014 and has never fought publicly about custody stuff, so I mean… I WONDER WHY Mariah is suddenly like, “These kids need to stay with me.” Surely, it’s not related to Nick just welcoming his 12th baby to this Hellohole known as Earth. Well, it’s not like Nick has time for all these kids anyway. And having joint custody of 10/12 kids is still a good percentage!
Mariah Carey And Her “All I Want For Christmas Is You” Co-Writer Butt Heads Over Claims That She Wrote The Song As A Child
Now that Mariah Carey has gathered her paycheck-stuffed sack to return to the North Pole, she apparently made the Naughty list during her 2022 run. It’s been a contentious year for Mariah, who first had to defend her self-proclaimed title of Queen of Christmas months before finally giving in and declaring Darlene Love the Queen of Christmas. Now, at the end of her Tinsel Tour, Mimi’s All I Want For Christmas Is You writing partner Walter Afanasieff threw her a little Christmas shade by refuting her claims that she wrote the song when she was little. And Mariah has provided some receipts claiming she didn’t say that, even though she actually did say that.
Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” Is #1 On The Billboard Hot 100 Again, And She Performed A Duet With Her Daughter
Come Christmastime, it’s Mariah Carey’s world, and we’re just livin’ in it. 28 years after its initial release, the Elusive Chanteuse’s 1994 classic “All I Want for Christmas Is You” has once again hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. This is the fourth year in a row. It’s great news for the ***UNOFFICIAL*** Queen of Christmas, who’s halfway through her holiday revue mini-tour, “Merry Christmas To All!” Mariah did two dates in Toronto over the weekend and is heading to Madison Square Garden for two more shows this week. The MSG concert will be filmed and broadcast on CBS next Tuesday. Now, you may be saying, “Big whoop, I’ve seen Mariah do Christmas songs before!” And that may be true, but have you seen her duet with daughter Monroe? No? Then you’re in for a (probably lip-synched) early Christmas gift!