Coco Got Shit For Wearing An “Inappropriate” G-string Bikini To A Water Park With Her Daughter
Coco will become the most controversial celebrity mother since OctoMom, and no amount of pearl-clutching will stop her! Last week the 43-year-old was criticized for letting her 6-year-old daughter, Chanel, ride around in a stroller at the Atlantis Bahamas Resort. Coco, Chanel (ohhh, Coco Chanel!) and Ice-T are still on their family vacay, and the scandals keep coming. Now Coco’s getting shit for wearing a skimpy G-string bikini at a waterpark, where there were… brace yourselves… children in attendance! Great, now dozens of parents will be forced to explain to their kids what “true glamour” is. Continue reading
Coco And Ice-T’s 6-Year-Old Still Rides Around In A Stroller Sometimes And People Have Thoughts About it
Hey all! I’m Dominique and I’m a new weekday writer here at Dlisted. I have an affinity for think pieces and scholarly articles. PSYCH, I love laying in the gutter and joyfully looking up at messes unfold, a la Kim Kardashian peeking out from behind a bush, but with way less face paint and filters and much more older, hole-riddled 20-year-old t-shirts. I’ve never been known to class up a joint. Shall we?
Coco Austin is great at evolving her schticks. When she first came on to the scene, it was mostly cameltoes and getting photographed bending over. Now that she’s someone’s mom, she’s mostly pivoted and has traded in her oiled-up butt for making unconventional parenting choices and being sure that everyone knows about them instead. One stroll to another, if you will.
Ice-T Says He’s A Big Fan Of Sucking Coco’s Melons, Just Like Their 5-Year-Old Daughter
Last week, Coco stirred up an itty bitty titty controversy when she admitted that she still breastfeeds her and Ice-T’s 5½-year-old daughter, Chanel. 42-year-old Coco explained that while Chanel dines on steak and burgers, she still enjoys a “little snack every now and then.” And who is she to deprive her? Obviously, the Internet had a lot to say about this fun fact, but Ice-T wasn’t about to stand by and let a bunch of nobodies attack his two precious gals (I am, of course, referring to Coco’s breasts). He went on Twitter and accused Coco’s critics of being jealous. Then he announced that, at the advanced age of 63, he, too, enjoys suckin’ on boobies. Ice says that, when it’s all said and done, he may go down in history as a titty lover, and that’s fine by him. Damn. We all need an Ice-T in our lives!*
*someone who defends our honor, not someone who sucks our boobs†
†although boob-sucking IS a plus
Coco Once Again Defended Breastfeeding Her 5-Year-Old Daughter
A couple of years ago Coco announced to the world that she was still breastfeeding her and Ice-T’s daughter, Chanel, who was almost 4 at the time. Cut to 2021, and Coco has given us a much-needed parenting update: she’s still sharing her magnificent milkers with her kid, who will turn 6 in November. Judge all you want, but feeding from titty balls as gargantuan as Coco’s is how superheroes are born. Someday Chanel might just save us all!
Diane Neal Of “Law & Order: SVU” Reportedly Has Some Things To Say About Mariska Hargitay
Anyone who has ever watched an episode of NBC’s Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, during the golden age of the show (aka seasons 1 through 10) knows that there’s no more reliable source for the kind of drama that makes you slap a hand to your chest and throw your mouth open in shock. Every episode was packed with juicy plot twists, high-stakes accusations, and battles of good vs. evil.
Well, art really does imitate life for Diane Neal, who played Assistant District Attorney Casey Novak. She’s currently involved in a lawsuit against her magician ex-boyfriend JB Benn, in which she’s made some very serious allegations. And recently she dragged Mariska Hargitay into it. And when I say “dragged” I mean that in two ways, because she really didn’t have anything nice say about Detective Benson, or the rest of the SVU crew.
Coco’s Almost 4-Year-Old Daughter Is Still Breastfeeding
If a normal set of tits are a baby buffet for breastfeeding infants, then Coco’s coconuts are the thinly attended but ridiculously overstocked Thanksgiving buffet at the Bellagio in Las Vegas. And Coco and Ice-T’s baby Chanel has the place all to herself. Chanel, who turns 4 in November, is still breastfeeding, though mostly for comfort these days, according to a post Coco shared on Instagram. I don’t have kids, and I don’t presume to know if it’s normal for a 4-year-old to breastfeed, but if it’s weird, don’t blame Coco, blame Coco’s boobs. Those things have a mind of their own!