Category: Julianne Hough

“The Activist” Is No Longer A Reality Competition Show, But A Documentary Special

September 16, 2021 / Posted by:

CBS finally realized that their idea for a Shark Tank-style competition show for humanitarians was a shitty one. I’m shocked. If only there was a charity out there that could help me with the rehabilitation needed to recover from this news. But I’ll have to wait to see if any such charity is mentioned in the upcoming documentary The Activist: This Was A Terrible Idea For A Reality Show.

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Julianne Hough Is “Deeply Listening” To All The Criticisms Of Her New Competition Series “The Activist”

September 15, 2021 / Posted by:

It seems that Julianne Hough really did some soul-searching–AKA: danced like no one was watching while chanting out cheery affirmations to the sun–because she’s had a long hard think about her upcoming reality competition show The Activist on Parmount+. The show is like if the Hunger Games only picked activists and only one of them got to save somebody at the end. It has gotten a lot of backlash and Julianne would like you to know that she’s listening.

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Activists Will Beg For Resources On CBS’s New Competition Reality Show “The Activist”

September 10, 2021 / Posted by:

Big Brother is so 1984! Deadline reports that CBS is launching a five-week reality series called The Activist, “that features six inspiring activists teamed with three high-profile public figures working together to bring meaningful change to one of three vitally important world causes: health, education, and environment.Usher joins his fellow noted humanitarians Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Julianne Hough as co-hosts. You know you’re living in a dystopia when humanity is on the line, and they put Usher in charge. Usher might be a great choice for a reboot of The Running Man, but this? Jameela Jamil may never recover from this egregious oversight.

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Julianne Hough’s Niece Claims That Her Aunt Told Her That Leonardo DiCaprio Sucks At Sex 

May 29, 2021 / Posted by:

Well, it looks like Julianne Hough’s little niece just spilled tea all over future invites to illustrious events like the after-after-party for the 126th season finale of Dancing For A Check and another KINRGY-hosted asshole excorcism (exHOLEcism?). I mean, the Hough family reunions are probably awkward enough with Julianne and her brother, Derek Hough, sexy dancing together in the middle of the barbecue, but now they’re about to get even more awkward with Julianne throwing shank eyes at her niece for telling the world that she claimed Leonardo DiCaprio left her cooze with a sad face. One of the last things I’d want to do is talk to my teenage niece about my fuck life, but if you can’t trust your niece to keep her mouth shut about the horrible dicking down you got from a celebrity, can you really trust anyone? That IS the question.

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Ryan Seacrest’s Wealthy Lifestyle Made Julianne Hough Uncomfortable

November 13, 2020 / Posted by:

I don’t know which is a more embarrassing episode from Julianne Hough’s past, having dated Ryan Seacrest for three years, or the THAT Halloween costume. Either way, this Hough did both and on a recent Instagram Live appearance, she coyly addressed the former by talking about how she left a “very high profile relationship,” because the attendant yachts and such made her uncomfortable. No Ryan didn’t make her sleep in the hold with the rats, it’s just that Julienne felt she needed to earn the lifestyle on her own merits. So after she and Ryan broke up, she really got her Hough on. Come on. It’s Friday. I know it’s pronounced “huff,” but just let me have this. Please!

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Exes Julianne Hough And Brooks Laich Have Been Hanging Out A Lot And May Get Back Together

August 31, 2020 / Posted by:

Julianne Hough and Brooks Laich started off 2020 with rumors of a messy marriage which were quickly dismissed and denied. But then they announced their separation after three years of wedded bliss. The writing had been on the wall. They were self-isolating apart and Julianne was seen with Ben Barnes. Well, we might get another episode of We Know Where This Is Going, because these two have been spotted out with each other and rumors have suggested that Julianne wants Brooks back. Sources say that Brooks may feel the same. Welp, all of the homosexuals who were hoping Brooks would experiment sexually with them just got more bad news for 2020.

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