Category: Nicole Polizzi

The Original “Jersey Shore” Cast Is Pissed That MTV Has Announced A Reboot

May 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Jersey Shore premiered back in 2009, and the original line-up of messes included Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Pauly “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio, Vinny Guadagnino, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Angelina Pivarnick, and of course, the star of the show, the Duck PhoneDeena Nicole Cortese joined the gang of drunk messes in season 3. The show came to an end in 2012 after six seasons, but the cast reunited in 2018 on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, which is currently in its fifth season.

But I guess MTV is in the mood to terrorize the Jersey Shore once again with a brand new crew of orange wrecks because they are rebooting it and the original cast is not feeling it at all. There will be no “Gym, Tan, Laundry” between the original cast and the new crew. Only “Salt, Rage, and Bitterness!”

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The Red Carpet Of The MTV VMAs Was A Journey Through Space And Time

August 27, 2019 / Posted by:

The year is 2019, and there’s a teddy bear in Naughty by Nature. It’s as confusing a notion as it is a sentence to read. But these are the times we are living in. Time to accept that what once was in the past, will be revisiting us in the present (with a collection of random pop culture barnacles from The Time Tube attached), to confuse future generations. So now NBN (pictured above with their new bear Illtown Sluggaz and Redman) has a Kanye West style College Dropout teddy bear in it, and Treach has gone from excoriating his ex-wife Pepa (of Salt-N-Pepa fame) on Instagram, to parading around in bondage gear and issuing confusing handkerchief codes at the 2019 MTV Video Music Awards. Hip hop hooray?

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Snooki Gave Birth To A Baby Boy

May 30, 2019 / Posted by:

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has given birth once more. The Jersey Shore-er and her husband, Jionni LaValle, welcomed a new baby boy into their mad house early this morning and they already gave the exclusive to People. What a scoop! Now there are three human children that Snooki is responsible for. Luckily, she actually seems like the most responsible of the Jersey Shore cast. But that’s not saying much.

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