Here’s one you’ve NEVER EVER heard before! Tristan Thompson was accused of cheating on Khloé Kardashian again. It was just last month when Tristan’s chronically wandering peen was accused of wandering into the crotch of Los Angeles model Sydney Chase. Tristan denied the accusations and threatened to sue Sydney. A new cheating accusation popped up over the weekend and it joined the many, many other stories about how Tristan is fucking everyone but Khloé. Well, yesterday, it was reported that Tristan and Khloé broke up for the millionth time and the Koven wants you to know that they actually broke up weeks ago, so if he fucked around over the weekend, he didn’t technically cheat on her. I see the Kardashians like to warp time as much as they do imagery.
Above is a picture of Bella Thorne and her boyfriend Italian pop-singer, Benjamin Mascolo, of the pop duo Benji & Fede. Well Benjamin may be in a pop duo but his love life is turning up all threes, as it seems that he and Bella are now involved in a throuple of sorts as Bella revealed on social media she also has a new girlfriend. And Benjamin let us all know he’s fully into it.
The year is 2019, and there’s a teddy bear in Naughty by Nature. It’s as confusing a notion as it is a sentence to read. But these are the times we are living in. Time to accept that what once was in the past, will be revisiting us in the present (with a collection of random pop culture barnacles from The Time Tube attached), to confuse future generations. So now NBN (pictured above with their new bear Illtown Sluggaz and Redman) has a Kanye West style College Dropout teddy bear in it, and Treach has gone from excoriating his ex-wife Pepa (of Salt-N-Pepa fame) on Instagram, to parading around in bondage gear and issuing confusing handkerchief codes at the 2019 MTV Video Music Awards. Hip hop hooray?
There Are 66k People Who Paid Actual Money To Watch That YouTuber Wedding, But Don’t Worry: They’re Getting Their Money Back
Yesterday, we posted about that (most likely fake) trash bag wedding between YouTubers Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau? I’m talking about the wedding that was 10 minutes long, half an hour late and came complete with a staged brawl? It’s now being reported that there were people who literally paid money in exchange for seeing those romantic nuptials described above. Well, these idiots are lucky, because someone up in the Heavens decided to let them catch a break for their poor choices, and those people are eligible to get their money back because the wedding sucked that badly.
If you enjoy YouTuber Jake Paul, then what is wrong with you?!Because I don’t understand the allure of this 22-year-old uber-douche-bro who looks like if Eminem was cloned and has his DNA spliced with a sweat-stained Ed Hardy t-shirt and a soft jawline. But anyway, this douchebag got married last night and it was totally real and not just a PR grab. It was a total shit-show complete with an Oprah Winfrey impersonator!