Category: Hailey Baldwin
Don’t Call Hailey Baldwin An Instagram Model
Even though that picture above looks like the image that would accompany a Wikipedia article on Instagram models, Hailey Baldwin does not want people to call her an Instagram model. Hailey recently landed the cover of Elle UK’s July issue and she tells them (via Entertainment Tonight) that being famous on Instagram has nothing to do with her success.
A Strange Thing Happened At The CFDA Awards In NYC Last Night….
The strange thing was that everyone wasn’t told to go home as soon as this feathery vision of dusty pink gluh-moore whipped his boa train on the carpet. Why even bother going on with the 2017 CFDA Awards when it was already shut down by an exquisite bejeweled pink ostrich? I’m sure that is a question that fashion professors will ponder with their students for years to come.
Some Stranger Dude Gave Kendall Jenner A Free Rolls-Royce For Her Birthday, So Says Khlozilla
Khloe Kartrashian was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night to pimp out whatever who cares, and she once again proved that her fame whore family is really pulling back on flaunting their gaudy ass riches by saying that a stranger handed Kendall Jenner keys to a $250,000 Rolls-Royce on Wednesday night. In Khloe’s Juvéderm’d brain (Yes, she Juvéderms it. All wrinkles are gross!), she thinks that the dude was a regular Oprah and just gave Kendall a car for free.
Who Worked It Better?
I know it’s redundant of me to even ask, because we all know that Sue Ellen Mischke from Seinfeld has, is, and forever will always work the bra-under-a-blazer look the best. But Amber Rose is coming in a very close second. We all know that Amber Rose has a habit of bringing ten tons of jaw-dropping eleganza to the MTV VMAs. Sometimes she goes straight-up stripper, other times she keeps it a little more demure. This year she went tasteful and sophisticated with just a hint of “Oh, these?”
Everyone Is Turning On The Biebs!
[Note: While looking for pictures of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber on a photo agency’s website, this one came up and I immediately thought to myself, “Justin Bieber looks 10,000% less insufferable and much more mature in that picture.” That’s actually an old picture of Selena with the Biebs’ little brother, but it still works.]
Yesterday, J. Harvey posted about how the threat of a code 10 Belieber meltdown may be upon us, because Justin Bieber threatened to make his Instagram private after his fans spewed hate all over several pictures of him with Lionel Richie’s 17-year-old daughter Sofia Richie. The Biebs is probably dating Lionel’s child and his crazy fans don’t like it and even hit Sofia with death threats. The Biebs told his fans to stop hating, his fans told him that they’re not the boss of them, and as all that drama went down in the playpen, Selena Gomez popped up to spank him on his overfilled Pampers.
Tyra Banks Made The “Bitches Of The Moment” Feud All About Her, And Thank God For That
The “Bitches Of The Moment” feud all started when Rebecca Romjin Lettuce said Instagram tricks turned models aren’t true supermodels (she later cried clickbait). Stephanie Seymour then said that the term “supermodel” is a thing of the past and that Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid are more like “bitches of the moment.” Kendall Jenner called Stephanie Seymour a “cyberbully.” Gigi Hadid hasn’t really said anything (emojis don’t count!) but her mom Yolanda Foster has, which is just embarrassing. Gigi is definitely no supermodel because no supermodel lets her mommy defend her. And now, Tyra Banks has finally piped in and is using this dumb feud to talk about the strength of Tyra Banks!