Diddy must have seen Kim Kardashian West‘s million-dollar birthday trip getting her and her family a bunch of negative attention for their continuous and blatant disregard for their privilege and thought to himself, “I can do that so much better!” Page Six says that Diddy also celebrated his birthday during a pandemic. And like Kim, Diddy got all his friends on planes and got as far away from the plebs of human society as possible to party it up on an island. I hope you’re not tired of rich people telling us to go fuck ourselves!
The Daily Mail says that Tina Louise, the Instagram model and vegan taco place owner (and not THEE TINA LOUISE), has been spotted out and about with a new piece and the paps got pictures of them at the beach. Nope, it wasn’t Brian Austin Green deciding to one-up Megan Fox after she introduced her kids to her serious boyfriend, Machine Gun Kelly–it was Diddy. Tina took her hot body to Malibu and showed off with Diddy and I couldn’t be happier! Not because I give a shit about either other them, but because 50-year-old P. Diddy was last rumored to be dating a 22-year-old, so seeing this grown man with a 39-year-old woman is a breath of fresh air.
Yesterday, Sean “Diddy” Combs hosted The Team Love Dance-A-Thon, anInstagram livestream which featured over 100,000 viewers looking in on celebrities having a great time quarantined in their million-dollar houses. Whoopee! It was for charity, though, with the money raised (over $4 million) going to the non-profit Team Love x Direct Relief COVID-19 fund. And it featured a bunch of celebrities like LeBron James, Shaquille O’Neal, Snoop Dogg, Drake,a pregnant Ciara, and Russell Wilson. Apparently Diddy didn’t know Ciara is pregnant. Eye roll.
Two more celebrities made an appearance including Diddy’s ex Jennifer Lopez and her fiancé Alex Rodriguez. They were all cool with each other. But it looked like what was not cool for Diddy was Lizzo shaking her ass, because he shut her down while allowing reality show person Draya Michele to do the same thing. But Diddy claims he wasn’t twerk-shaming Lizzo, and blamed it on curse words.
Back in October, John Legend let it be known that he and Chrissy Teigen weren’t exactly the closest friends with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, and just like that, it seemed as though Kim and Kanye’s A-list couple friend count dropped to zero. Their best options were now limited to Kris Jenner and Cory Gamble, or Jonathan Cheban and a $450 plate of gold-dusted chicken nuggets. But according to Us Weekly, Beyoncé and Jay-Z were kind enough to sit and socialize with Kim and Kanye this weekend at Diddy’s 50th birthday party.
Diddy is rich as balls. And when you have that much money and nothing but time on your hands, self
-obsession-reflection can be a big thing. People go through persona changes, or style changes or whatever. Sean has changed names a couple of times to suit his current vibe. He’s been Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Puffy, and Diddy. And he joked about changing his name to Brother Love. But was it a joke? Because Love is back. Diddy is changing his name again from Sean John Combs to Sean Love Combs. I will also be changing my name to: Kristian Love Toothbrushes.
It would appear that we won’t be seeing any pictures of Steve Harvey working his best, most ill-fitting suit as he walks his step-daughter Lori Harvey down the aisle of a shotgun wedding to Diddy. Because recent evidence would imply that both Diddy and Lori are ready to move on from each other.