BREAKING NEWS: Sofia Richie Had To Leave An “Extremely Awkward” Pilates Class Because Amelia Hamlin Was There
High School Drama Alert! And well, that makes sense since these two were in high school not that long ago. But 22-year-old Sofia Richie had to leave her regular pilates class early because–GASP!–her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Scott Disick‘s new girlfriend, 19-year-old Amelia Hamlin, was there. OMG, you guys, can you believe it? She had to miss pilates! But sources say it would have been “extremely awkward.” Extremely?! Oh, phew! I’m sure that yoga class trauma would have reverbed throughout Sofia’s whole being!
Scott Disick And Sofia Richie Broke Up Because She Wanted Him To Choose Between Her And Kourtney Kardashian
Well, the portal hast opened for one last time and the final season of Keeping Up Kris Jenner’s Eternal Youth Through Cosmetology With The Kardashians premiered. For the 20th season premiere, they jumped right into the drama and explained why 37-year-old Scott Disick and 22-year-old Sofia Richie didn’t work out. It seems that Sofia just could not keep up with the Kardashians. She wanted Scott to pick between her or his ex, 41-year-old Kourtney Kardashian, with who he has three children. Obviously, we know how that went. Do you think Scott would turn on the Koven? Ha! He’s one of Kris’ most dedicated hellions!
37-year-old Scott Disick has been trending on Twitter today because of some pictures of him at the beach with his latest piece, Amelia Hamlin, who is the 19-year-old “model” daughter of Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin. This comes after Scott broke up with his last girlfriend, Sofia Richie, who was a FRESH 19-years-old when he started dating her at age 34. The internet is mad, but wait until Scott is 60 dating a 19 year old because men are nothing if not predictable.
Scott Disick And Sofia Richie Are Definitely Broken Up Because She Wasn’t At Any Of His Birthday Celebrations
Leave it to the Kardashians (LITTK, a show I’m pitching to E!) to turn a simple family birthday celebration into an overstuffed ode to materialism and vanity which includes their children being used as human billboards and Khloe Kardashian “clapping back” at people who accused them of not following social distancing protocols. The birthday boy in question is Kourtney Kardashian’s ex Scott Disick, fresh from busting himself out of rehab after his picture was leaked to the press, who turned 37 on Tuesday. Scott actually enjoyed two separate birthday bashes with the family, neither of which were attended by Scott’s girlfriend of three years, Sofia Richie. Last week they were rumored to be broken up, and according to Us Weekly, her absence from Scott’s birthday celebrations means it’s official. Cue Cheech Marin going downstairs to investigate a ruckus only to find Lionel Richie dancing on the ceiling.
No, Sofia Richie and Scott Disick didn’t successfully beat the Kardashians and Jenners at their own game (aka successfully making the transition from human being to lifelike plastic doll). It’s just Sofia and Scott dressed as Barbie and Ken last Halloween. But if TMZ’s recent relationship update is to be believed, then 2019 might have been the final Halloween for Sofia and Scott.
Move over Scarlett Johansson, there’s a new racially ambiguous blond coming to snatch your crown as The Only Actress In Hollywood Right Now Because Otherwise How Do We Explain This And This. That’s right, Sofia Richie’s no longer satisfied with the occasional cameo on Keeping Up With The Kardashians and she’s ready to All About Eve her ass.