“Karma – where’s the lie?” former Bachelorette Hannah Brown probably noted upon learning the following. Inexplicable supermodel Gigi Hadid’s Mykonos vacation rental was broken into and the thieves stole a bunch of her shit, according to People. Suffice to say, Gigi isn’t going to be shooting any ads for the Mykonos Tourism Board anytime soon. Does Lindsay Lohan have an alibi?!
I’d probably have done a greater service to everyone reading if I had written the headline: Bella Hadid and The Weeknd Reminded Everyone They Were Still Dating By Breaking Up. Because Bella Hadid’s relationship with The Weeknd was one of those celebrity relationships that truly took a backseat to other, more pressing celebrity relationship news. Like Lindsay Lohan and her alleged new “friend“, or…well, literally anyone. I don’t know if there was anyone with their finger on the pulse of Bella and The Weeknd, but if there was, they probably noticed there hasn’t been any movement in a while.
So I heard that Bella Hadid had pissed off her Middle Eastern fans and I was curious as to why. I wondered what she could have done as a model to offend them and immediately pictured her posing in some kind of hijab/thong-bikini combo while dry humping on the Quran (Lindsay Lohan is probably doing that photo shoot as I type this). But that’s not what pissed people off. You see, Bella took a picture of her foot up against a window as she waited for a plane, but because of the flag on a plane and the position of her foot, it was considered highly disrespectful and people were OUTRAGED!
The clusterfuck which keeps on giving, The Fyre Festival, may be giving us a bit more tomfoolery in the form of a bunch of models having to answer legal questions while in a courtroom under oath. Someone please ask Bella Hadid about her cosmetic surgery, we’ll finally get the truth!
Yolanda Hadid, formerly of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, has let us know about how she’s gotten pricked by the Botox needles and stuffed with silicone. But Yolanda is done with anything “toxic” going into her body, and after many threw her a “but what about your daughters, girl…” side-eye, she’s telling us that Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid are filler-free like her.
Somehow, I don’t think things are so rosy in the Gisele Bundchen–Tom Brady household. For the second year in a row, Kendall Jenner tops the lists of money-making models. Someone better not tell Naomi Campbell, or her laser-eyed wrath will be all over the Kardashian Koven! For someone who is oh-so-selective with the jobs (minus this one) Kris Jenner forces upon her, she sure is making a ton of cash from it. Kendall tops the list with $22.5 million made. Gisele tumbled down to number 5!