It looks like Amber Rose’s boyfriend Alexander Edwards is in it for the long haul. Not only did he put a baby in Amber, he’s taken her lead and gotten a forehead tattoo to commemorate the birth of their son, Slash Alexander Edwards. And then A.E. took it even further by adding the birth date of Amber’s other son, Sebastian “Bash” Taylor Thomaz, whose father is Wiz Khalifa. And yes, as any good parent does, Wiz also has Bash’s name tattooed on his forehead. That is the only way to let your child know they are loved. Why do you think the Boomer generation has the reputation of being standoffish with their children. I mean, just look at them. Hardly any of them have face tattoos!
Just like Presley Gerber, Aaron Carter, Justin Bieber, and Post Malone before her, Amber Rose may have done the “in” thing by getting a tattoo on her face. According to Page Six, Amber did a YouTube video with CoolKicks (a sneaker store), which in turn may have been the public debut of the painfully placed (and possibly fake) ink on her forehead. Seriously, that must have hurt, but then again, Amber dated Kanye West, and if she can get through the pain of that, she can get through the pain of anything!
Shortly after a celebrity gives birth, they’re immediately entitled to the wonderful reason to appear in a magazine. No, not pictures with their wrinkly little newborn. I’m talking about a full-page spread in a bikini with the headline, “HOW I GOT MY BODY BACK!” But before that happens, they have to put in some work. That could mean hitting up the gym, or like Amber Rose did, get help from a plastic surgeon.
Amber Rose posted on Instagram two days ago that she’s still pregnant, which makes me think that she was possibly overdue, and now I know why. Amber’s second kid was sitting up in her womb, refusing to leave, because he overheard that his mom and dad were going to give him a name like a string of strip-mall discount electronics stores owned by Slash of Guns N’ Roses!
This year was to be the fifth year of Amber Rose’s SlutWalk, and usually you go big on a milestone like your fifth anniversary. I was hoping Amber was working on a grand entrance that truly celebrated her achievement, like riding into the SlutWalk straddling a giant laser-shooting dildo that’s pulled by five naked buff dudes as five strippers toss handfuls of g-strings and jockstraps like Mardi Gras beads into the crowd. We won’t get such a celebration, because she’s cancelling this year’s SlutWalk. And you can thank her so-called “friends” for it.
Amber Rose is being dragged on social media for trying to sell an “Organic” Pregnancy Tea from the Flat Tummy Co. while she’s pregnant. She claims the tea helps with feeling bloated. It also seems to help eliminate that reasonable thought in your brain that should keep you from pimping out a tea from Flat Tummy Tea while pregnant for a check.