Amber Rose is being dragged on social media for trying to sell an “Organic” Pregnancy Tea from the Flat Tummy Co. while she’s pregnant. She claims the tea helps with feeling bloated. It also seems to help eliminate that reasonable thought in your brain that should keep you from pimping out a tea from Flat Tummy Tea while pregnant for a check.
Amber Rose now makes her money through the almighty money-earning “appearances” and selling shit tea on Instagram, but BK (before Kanye) she stripped to make ends meet–which we already knew about–and now we are learning that she could have been the star in her very own real-life, stripper-themed Breaking Bad. Because Amber revealed that she once tried selling crack, and she doesn’t mean ass crack this time. She means crack crack.
Jameela Jamil will not rest until she sees dookie running down Cardi B’s leg and into her remaining shoe. After calling out Cardi on Twitter for hawking tummy tea over the weekend, Jameela has continued her crusade and also put Amber Rose, Iggy Azalea, and Khloe Kardashian on blast for peddling ass-alaches in a cup. Meanwhile, Cardi has responded to Jameela’s tweet by admitting she shits in bushes. This is America.
TMZ is reporting that Amber Rose has a new man. During her 4th annual SlutWalk in L.A. over the weekend, she was spotted kissing the Vice President of A&R at Def Jam Records, Alexander “AE” Edwards. Apparently the two have been dating for a couple of weeks now, after Amber dumped her NBA player ex, Monte Morris. Ooh, a Vice President? No more dating these rappers or ball players, it’s time to date their boss! Level up, girl!
Obviously nothing can ever top the legendary sequinned charisma of Lil’ Kim’s purple nipple cover at the 1999 MTV VMA’s, but that’s not nearly a good enough excuse for people not to try. An iconic look is like rolling dice; you might wear something that ends up in one of those Best Looks of ALL TIME galleries for the rest of the internet’s existence, or you might be just wearing clothing. Cardi B could have shocked eyes by showing up in big hair, a dramatic cape, and no pants, but – yawn – been there, done that. Instead, Cardi B made her first red carpet appearance since giving birth last month in a purple gown by Nicolas Jebran and a pussycat wig. Cardi is giving me eccentric Beverly Hills housewife at a charity gala trying to steal the spotlight from her rival Bitsy Saint Claire. Wait a second – rich, attention-getting, short dark hair, daughter’s name spelled with an unnecessary K? Kris Jenner must be so flattered right now.
Last week during an appearance on Heidi and Spencer Pratt’s podcast, Amber Rose dropped a two year belated bombshell, claiming she thinks Gwyneth Paltrow is “Becky with the good hair” from Beyoncé’s Lemonade. I would have thought that every moment since Amber dropped Gwyneth’s name has been pure bliss, because just think of all that delicious attention it’s brought her! I clearly don’t know Amber Rose as well as I thought, because she recently admitted that she feels bad now.