Category: Yeah Okay

Kourtney Kardashian Announces She’s Pregnant With Her First Baby With Travis Barker

June 17, 2023 / Posted by:

The cackles from Satan were extra loud around Los Angeles yesterday because a member of the Koven, Kourtney Kardashian, announced another Kardashian spawn will soon be upon us. During Blink-182’s show at the BMO Stadium last night, 44-year-old Kourtney Kardashian announced that she’s pregnant with 47-year-old Travis Barker’s baby by holding up a sign in the audience that read, “Travis I’m Pregnant.” Say what you want about the Kartrashians (and we do ), but IN THIS ECONOMY and IN THIS JOB MARKET, they are keeping the nanny industry alive! So this is excellent news for nannies who need a job and also have the patience to stand there as it takes Kourtney forty-five minutes to drool out the words, “Don’t… feed… them… su… gar.

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Prince Harry Will Be At King Charles’ Coronation Without Meghan Markle And Their Children

April 12, 2023 / Posted by:

FINALLY, we can all close our eyes tonight and drift into a worry-free sleep now that the question that has repeatedly punched us in the brains for eons has been answered. Today, Buckingham Palace burped up the answer to the world’s most important question, “Will Prince Harry and Meghan Markle go to King Chuck’s Corny in May?” Well, the tabloids only have to hire half the number of lip readers and body language experts they were planning to hire for King Charles’ Coronation because Prince Harry will be there, but Meghan Markle is skipping it. She will stay in California with their kids to celebrate their son Prince Archie’s 4th birthday, which is on the same day as the Coronation. That Coronation is probably going to turn into the longest game of dodgeball for Harry because he’s going to keep dodging Queen Camilla so that he doesn’t run into her and have to bow down to Queen Side Piece.

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Armie Hammer Gave His First Interview Since His Abuse Allegations And Denied Any Criminal Wrongdoing

February 6, 2023 / Posted by:

It’s been two years since Armie Hammer’s adventures in kink quickly went from “haha that brick of boring from Mirror, Mirror is into rope bondage” to brain bleach territory with accusations of abuse, rape, and his alleged hunger for lady ribs. Armie already denied that his relationships with his accusers were anything but consensual. And since then, his Hollywood career ended up in the shit can after he was fired from project after project, his wife Elizabeth Chambers filed for divorce after 10 years of marriage, he spent some time in rehab (paid for by his personal Captain Save A Cannibal Ho, Robert Downey Jr.), and he was investigated by the LAPD over rape allegations. And as of last summer, Armie was trying to support his family by selling timeshares on the Cayman Islands. Well, I guess not many want to get a free prime rib dinner to listen to a 19-hour timeshare presentation from the fallen movie star who allegedly wanted to get his side piece’s ribs surgically removed for him to eat. Because Armie seems to be taking the first step on a “comeback trail” and has given a long ass interview to Air Mail. An interview that seemed to be carefully orchestrated by his PR team to pull in as much sympathy as possible. But wait, does he even have PR tricks anymore?

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Prince William Screamed At Prince Harry In Front Of THE QUEEN, And Other “Revelations” From The Final Episodes Of “Harry & Meghan”

December 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Do you feel that? It’s the earth finally settling after it was rocked by all the bombshells (not really) dropped during the final three episodes of Netflix’s Harry & Meghan, which came out today. The first three episodes were covered by Mieka last week, and those episodes were very “when the book report assignment calls for a 1,200-word count, but you’ve only got 400 words in you, so you’ve got to stretch that shit out.” The last three episodes were kind of the same. They cover the royal family drama over Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quitting that bitch, Tyler Perry becoming their Captain Save-A-Ho, and a text from BEYONCE! I know, Harry and Meghan buried the lede. Netflix says that Harry & Meghan is its biggest documentary debut ever, but its debut would’ve been a zillion times bigger if the show was only titled: A Text From Beyonce (featuring Harry and Meghan).

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Will Smith Breaks Down In Tears While Talking About The Oscars Slap On “The Daily Show”

November 29, 2022 / Posted by:

I knew THIS moment would be coming after Will Smith started opening up about The Slap heard ’round the world in preparation for his upcoming film Emancipation and Oscar campaign. Will went on a brief apology tour over the summer, but he’s upping the ante with waterworks and a sweet story involving one of his family members during an interview with Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.

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Chris Evans Is People’s Sexiest Man Alive Of 2022

November 8, 2022 / Posted by:

To many, Chris Evans is considered their Best Chris (and yes, those people obviously don’t know about the piping hot total package that is Christopher Lloyd). And last night, People Magazine declared that not only do they think that Chris Evans is the sexiest man with a pulse named Chris, but he’s also the sexiest man of all sexiest men alive. So, somewhere Chris Evans’ publicist is soothing their worn-out muscles in a BenGay bath after successfully winning a wrestling tournament in People’s offices against the other publicists who wanted to win this totally real title for their client. Sorry, Austin Butler’s rep, do your chin-ups and pull-ups, and you’ll beat those tricks next year.

While Chris Evans being named this year’s Sexiest Man Alive, may make some people ask, “When we turned back the clocks on Sunday, did we turn them all the way back to 2019?“, this choice being three years late doesn’t bother me. But what does bother me is that People put Chris Evans on the cover of their Sexiest Man Alive issue and didn’t feature the best thing about him, his dog DODGER EVANS! Journalistic integrity: People Magazine has none!

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