Category: Yeah Okay

Prince Hot Ginge Joins Meghan Markle In Telling Everyone To Vote 

September 23, 2020 / Posted by:

Last month, Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle’s dogs starred in a dog video, and I’m not 100% sure, but I think Meghan and Gloria Steinem talked about voting during that video but my ears muted themselves so that my entire focus could be on the pooches! Well, Meghan Markle is back to tell you to vote again and this time she switched out Gloria Steinem for her British immigrant husband who can’t vote in an American election but got into the importance of voting. They really did it this time! The next time they fly into the UK, they will be told they’re going to be “escorted to a royal chariot which will take them to Buckingham Palace” but instead they’ll be thrown into a dirty van taking them to the gallows for committing the treasonous act of BREAKING ROYAL PROTOCOL by getting political even though they’re no longer senior royals.

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Todd Chrisley Denies That A Plastic Surgeon’s Scalpel Or Filters Are Responsible For His New Fetus Face 

August 19, 2020 / Posted by:

On the left is a still shot from a video that 51-year-old Todd Chrisley, the patriarch mess of the reality show Chrisley Knows Best, posted on Instagram back in March. And on the right is a picture that Todd Chrisley posted on Instagram a few days ago and yes it’s allegedly a current picture of him. It’s not some #ThrowbackThursday shit. It looks like Todd Chrisley used a mixture of the Benjamin Button filter and a very essential trip to the plastic surgeon’s office to transform him into a 15-year-old boy circa 1989 who reeks of Cool Water and Irish Spring and only wears Body Glove. But Todd Chrisley would like you to know that his “grow man using the baby Snapchat filter to catfish and catch pedos” look is not the work of a facelift or fillers or anything. Todd Chrisley’s new embryo face is thanks to God’s saliva known as Botox and God himself! “Errr, even I don’t have the powers to transport a face back 35 years,” said God.

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Ryan Reynolds Calls His And Blake Lively’s Plantation Wedding A “Mistake”

August 4, 2020 / Posted by:

Back at the beginning of June, many celebrities decided to lend their support to the Black Lives Matter movement and have some big, bold conversations about systemic racism. Like Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, who posted a five-part statement to social media, acknowledging how “uninformed” they were about racism, and that they had donated $200,000 to the NAACP to help mitigate their past “mistakes.” But they never specified what those mistakes were. Well what do you know, it would appear that one of the Lively-Reynolds’es finally got around to addressing the giant plantation in the room.

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Maya Hawke And Tom Sturridge Might Be A Thing

July 22, 2020 / Posted by:

While many of us have only found love in the time of corona with our hand or a starter dildo, famous and famous-ish-ish types have found a way to find love with each other. Some coronatime couples include Timothee Chalamet and Eiza Gonzalez, Ashley Benson and G-Eazy, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, Brian Austin Green and Not My Tina Louise, and The Supremes of Lockdown Love, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas. Well, joining them might be Maya Hawke, who is the daughter of Uma Thruman and Ethan Hawke and is in Stranger Things, and Tom Sturridge, who is best known to me as Sienna’s Miller’s Ex™ but has also done acting stuff too.

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Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Donated $200,000 To The NAACP, Mention Past “Mistakes” 

June 1, 2020 / Posted by:

As Gal Gadot organizes a stirring all-celebrity acoustic version of Fight The Power (which I’m sure she’ll release on Blackout Tuesday) to show her solidarity with the Black Lives Matters protesters, other famous types have opened up their purse and donated to organizations and bail funds like Black Visions Collective, Reclaim The Block, Unicorn Riot, The George Floyd Memorial Fund, the National Bail Fund Network, and many more. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds also opened up their purse and announced that they donated $200,000 to the NAACP Legal Defense Fund. And while announcing their donation, Blake and Ryan mentioned past mistakes they’ve made when it comes to racism in this country. That caused many of us to throw eyes at Blake NotSoLively’s past “AH DO DECLARE” moments of messiness.

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YouTube Couple Myka And James Stauffer Brought The Tears As They Explained Why They Placed Their Adopted Autistic Son From China With A New Family 

May 28, 2020 / Posted by:

Yesterday, I kept seeing headlines about a “YouTube couple” and usually my brain automatically shuts down after seeing those words but then I saw the word “rehomed” and figured they gave up an animal after it chewed one of this lady’s Tory Burch suede flip-flops. But they didn’t give up an animal. They gave up a human child. A human child they adopted from China two and a half years ago and who was a part of their family and helped up their YouTube subscriber count and get them sponsors.

The YouTubers Myka and James Stauffer named the now four-year-old boy Huxley Stauffer and documented the adoption process, which brought them thousands of new subscribers and more money. But when their followers noticed that Huxley wasn’t in recent YouTube videos, Myka and James put on their shaky “THIS IS SO HARD” voices and slathered themselves in innocent angel white to bring the glycerine tears in a video explaining that they found Huxley a more suitable home because he’s Autistic and they just weren’t equipped to deal with his special needs. Every piece of shit in the land is throwing a look like, “And people call ME a piece of shit?!

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