Category: Well Well Well
Married “Good Morning America” Anchors, Amy Robach And T.J. Holmes, Reportedly Had An Affair And Left Their Spouses For Each Other
It seems like most of the morning show messiness comes from Today or The View, but well, Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes of Good Morning America said, “Hold our beers,” before humping on each other. The Daily Mail posted several pictures of Amy and T.J. “getting cozy,” including a pic of him touching her ass during a weekend getaway. That wouldn’t really be a big deal except for the fact that Amy has been married to Andrew Shue (aka Billy from Melrose Place) since 2010, and that was the same year that T.J. married his wife, attorney Marilee Fiebig. After those ESCANDALOSO pap pictures of Amy and T.J. came out, Page Six heard from a source who said that they’ve been passing their fuck parts to each other for months, and they have since left their spouses to be together. Good Whoring America!
Adele Is A Tony Award Away From EGOT, And Some Think She Married Rich Paul
Seen above in the same kind of duck lips-throwing “shot from above” selfie that my aunties always post on Facebook, Adele added yet another trophy to her piles of trophies when she won an Emmy this past weekend for her TV special Adele: One Night Only. Winning an Emmy put Adele just one letter closer to EGOT and she only needs to win a Tony now. Adele also got a little company in The We Just Need A Tony To EGOT Club this weekend, because Eminem, Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr also won Emmys and are also just a T away from EGOT. So prepare yourselves for an Adele, Eminem, Sir Paul, and Sir Ringo collab called 21 Mile At Abbey Road: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL!
And while celebrating reaching EGO status on Instagram, Adele’s fans noticed a customized game on her coffee table that they believe could be a clue that she married her boyfriend of more than a year, sports agent Rich Paul.
Meghan Markle Talked To The Cut About Palm Trees, Her Instagram Return, And Prince Harry’s Relationship With Prince Charles
The offices of every British tabloid are probably blasting The Benny Hill Show theme song as they all furiously type and run around without heads while trying to churn out a minimum of 10,000 hate articles on Meghan Markle’s new interview with The Cut. Meghan talked with Allison P. Davis for The Cut to promote her Spotify podcast Archetypes. And during their interview, Meghan did talk about her podcast a bit, but she also dragged The Firm’s archaic ways some more and briefly got into Prince Harry’s strained relationship with Prince Charles and how Harry told her that he “lost” his dad after leaving senior royal life Well, if Harry and Meghan were hoping to have another 15-minute visit with THE QUEEN when they drop into England next month, they better be prepared for her lady-in-waiting to tell them, “Oh, I’m sorry, THE QUEEN can’t make it, she had to wash her Corgi’s hair at the last minute.”
Florence Pugh Is Reportedly Not Happy About Olivia Wilde And Harry Styles “On-Set Affair,” Which Is Why She Hasn’t Been Promoting “Don’t Worry Darling”
Florence Pugh is usually active on social media, and recently, she’s posted about Oppenheimer (a movie she’s got a supporting role in), dragged tricks for not letting her pink chiffon-covered nipple knobs be great, and used her Instagram likes to show her support for Johnny Depp. But one thing she hasn’t done recently is promote Don’t Worry Darling, a movie that she has the starring role in and comes out pretty soon (September 23). It seems like the last time Florence posted about Don’t Worry Darling was last year and on the same day that the movie’s second trailer was released, she posted about Oppenheimer instead. This has led to rumors that the real drama of Don’t Worry Darling happened behind the cameras. And now a source tells Page Six that Florence is pissed at Don’t Worry’s director Olivia Wilde for hooking up with the movie’s other star Harry Styles while still with Jason Sudeikis. But maybe Florence hasn’t been promoting it because she saw the trailer with the rest of us and thought, “Err, I don’t need to remind everyone that I’m in that bootleg Stepford Wives shit.”
Amber Heard Calls For A Mistrial In The Johnny Depp Defamation Case Over “Improper Jury Service”
After six long weeks of a Virginia courtroom filling with potent fuckery fumes wafting off of the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard defamation trial, the jury mostly sided with Johnny and found that Amber did defame him in her Washington Post op-ed piece about being a victim of domestic abuse. Here I was thinking that the trial was a stage 10 landfill fire from beginning to end, but I may have been wrong. It may have been a disaster before the trial even began! Because Amber Heard’s legal team claims that one of the jurors who served on the trial was not the person who was actually called for jury duty and tricked the court. Now Amber’s lawyers want the verdict tossed out.
Lindsay Lohan And Bader Shammas Are Married
This past November, Lindsay Lohan announced that she was engaged to her man of a couple of years Bader Shammas. And as everyone Googled, “Who is Bader Shammas?”, Dina Lohan probably Googled, “What is Bader Shammas’ net worth?” (answers: Bader Shammas is a Kuwait-born financier whose net worth is reportedly $4 million). Well, Bader Shammas can now count White Oprah and Michael Lohan as his in-laws because he and LiLo are officially married. We’re really living in the reboot of the early-aughts because every single star from that legendarily messy car picture got married within a year of each other. Paris Hilton got hitched in November and Britney Spears got married last month. Hopefully, LiLo brought a little early-aughts elegance into her wedding by wearing a Von Dutch trucker hat with a veil.