Category: Nick Cannon

Nick Cannon Claims To Be Getting A Master’s Degree In Child Psychology

June 26, 2023 / Posted by:

In an episode of The Language of Love with Dr. Laura Berman called “The Mother of All Fathers,” Nick Cannon–father to twelve with six different women–spoke about how he will be getting a master’s degree in child psychology and Ph.D. in “divinity.” I will applaud Nick for that child psychology degree. If he could pass any class or absorb a shred of knowledge, it would come in handy since he could save money on getting his children therapy to deal with their absent father figure issues and just provide the service himself!

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Nick Cannon’s Ex Jessica White Revealed Behind The Scenes Details Of Their Relationship And It’s Not Good

June 21, 2023 / Posted by:

It’s been years since we’ve seen Nick Cannon as more than a sperm machine destined to re-populate the Earth after everyone moves to outer space. But there was a time when he was in a beautiful (?) relationship with model Jessica White. Or so it would seem from the outside. Since Nick is too busy building daddy issues with his children, he has no time to go deep into his relationship with Jessica. Oh, but Jessica got some time today, and every day, to let us all know Nick ain’t shit. And she has the emotional scars from their toxic relationship as proof.

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Vivica A. Fox Is Defending Her Ex 50 Cent After Nick Cannon Called Him Fat

June 15, 2023 / Posted by:

You would think a man with a thousand children like Nick Cannon would live by the motto, “If you don’t have anything nice to say…blah blah“. But since Nick isn’t known for civility, he’s running off at the mouth again. This time his target is Oscar the Grouch of hip hop, 50 Cent. Recently, check cashing Queen and 50’s ex Vivica A. Fox admitted she wouldn’t mind a spin back down 50’s Lane of Love, but Nick laughed off that notion claiming Vivica was lying. So she stepped into the arena after their back-and-forth to inform Nick, in the words of Nivea, “Don’t mess with my man!

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Nick Cannon Wants You To Know The Mother’s Of His Children Have Access To His Bank Account Whenever They Need Money

May 22, 2023 / Posted by:

I hope Nick Cannon takes a very much-needed break from baby-making for the next few years because he has way too many children. And I know he still wants us to believe that these kids aren’t taking a toll on his mental health, but we all see it is because he looks and sounds crazy as cat shit. But the one thing Nick really wants you to understand is he’s very rich, and he doesn’t adhere to the parameters of child support like poor people. Because all of his children’s mothers must have the same ringtone, T.I.’s Whatever You Like, since instead of getting courts involved with unnecessary legal drama, Nick admits he gives his ladies whatever they want as long as it makes sense to him.

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Nick Cannon Admits He Mixed Up Some Of The Mother’s Day Cards For The Moms Of His 12 Kids

May 16, 2023 / Posted by:

Mega-sperm carrier Nick Cannon recently assured everyone that he didn’t fumble his past marriage to Mariah Carey, but it looks like he admittedly DID fumble Mother’s Day for at least a few of the six mothers of his 12 children this year. So if there was still any notion that he’s been handling this mass re-population effort he’s perplexingly spearheaded, well, the answer is “definitely not” if his mixing up of the handwritten Mother’s Day cards he attempted to hand out is any indication.

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Nick Cannon Rebukes The “Deadbeat Dad” Claims And Says He Makes $100 Million A Year

May 9, 2023 / Posted by:

Nick Cannon did a puff piece with the Los Angeles Times where he talks about being “villainized” because of his choice to father twelve children with six different women. In fact, he refutes these “deadbeat dad” claims and says he is an amazing father who makes $100 million a year. I’m sure this is news to the IRS… and Nick’s accountant.

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