Category: Boring Feuds

Andy Cohen And Ryan Seacrest Have Made Up After Their NYE Feud

January 6, 2023 / Posted by:

Let us all rejoice at the first miracle of 2023 since Andy Cohen and his bitter five-day rival Ryan Seacrest have puckered up to kiss each other’s asses in forgiveness after their New Year’s Eve sandbox skirmish. I’m sure you’ve all been worried about whether or not these two belligerent stunt queens were truly beefing. Well, rest assured, Andy and Ryan’s “friendship” has not been tainted! And during an interview on Ryan’s SiriusXM show On Air, they set the record straight while also blaming Anderson Cooper in the process.

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Selena Gomez Had Something To Say About The Criticism Over Her Allegedly Snubbing Her Kidney Donor Francia Raísa

November 7, 2022 / Posted by:

In 2017, Selena Gomez needed a kidney transplant due to her struggle with lupus. Her friend, Francia Raísa, ended up being a match and selflessly donated one of her kidneys. This could have been a wholesome and heartwarming Hollywood tale of sacrifice and enduring friendship, but it appears as though things between the two may have soured. Selena’s recently been entangled in a couple of possibly imaginary, one-sided conflicts, first with Hailey Bieber and then with Britney Spears. And it looks like Francia might be a new addition to the “Selena Sux Club.” Because after Selena said in a Rolling Stone interview that Taylor Swift is her “only friend in the industry,” Francia, who’s an actress, took offense in the comment section of an Instagram post about it. And in return, Selena seemed to respond with the same amount of fucks as the number of her songs I can listen to in their entirety: zero.

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Candace Cameron Bure’s Daughter Slammed JoJo Siwa For Her “Rudest Celebrity Comment”

July 29, 2022 / Posted by:

The Juicy Celebrity Feud Factory must be on summer hiatus, because this milquetoast one just keeps dragging on. Last week, Dance Moms alum/tween girl idol/walking glowstick JoJo Siwa made a TikTok outlining several of her celeb encounters and revealed that Candace Cameron Bure, of Full/Fuller House and Hallmark Christmas movie fame, had been rude to her. At that point, she gave no further context, leaving her followers intrigued and prompting Candace to post a Bible verse–which let’s be real, she would have probably posted anyway, because Candace gonna Candace. But being called “rude” must have really frosted DJ Tanner’s tips, because she gave JoJo a call to find out what she did that upset her. People speculated that maybe the incident had something to do with JoJo recently coming out as gay and Candace being uber Christian, but it had nothing to do with that.  Apparently, Candace found out that she snubbed an 11-year-old JoJo when she asked for a photo on the Fuller House premiere red carpet and that it was a “rough experience” for JoJo. Apologies were exchanged and all seemed well, until Candace’s daughter, Natasha Bure, stepped into the ring by posting an Instagram Story crafted to snatch JoJo’s bow and defend her mother’s honor.

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Open Post: Hosted By Billie Eilish Defending Charlie Puth In His Stupid Feud With Benny Blanco

January 11, 2022 / Posted by:

The last time 30-year-old TikTok phenom (cringe) Charlie Puth was dragged into the middle of some beef it ended with Lil Xan (xringe) breaking up with Noah Cyrus (cyringe) after he assumed she was cheating because she jokingly sent him a meme of Charlie’s head photoshopped onto the body of an anonymous porn star’s body with an eggplant emoji nestled in his lap. As humiliating as that association must have been for Charlie, it pales in comparison to having Billie Eilish rush to his defense on TikTok because another grown man has publicly insulted him, also on TikTok. Even more embarrassing though is being the 33-year-old man on the other side of that TikTok tirade so congratulations to Benny Blanco (?!?) for exhausting my capacity to cringe any further. This beef is so silly I’ve somehow managed to cringe myself inside out!

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Drake Drags Kanye West And Comes Out As A Lesbian On His New Album, “Certified Lover Boy”

September 3, 2021 / Posted by:

Drake’s sixth album, Certified Lover Boy, finally dropped at midnight. Jay-Z, Travis Scott, Future, Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Kid Cudi, and Lil Baby all appear on the album. No, not DaBaby, Lil Baby. DaBaby the Homophobe is Kanye West’s best buddy. And speaking of Yeezy, Drake comes for his longtime nemesis/album release rival on his track, 7am On Bridle Path. In case you’re not Toronto-street-smart (snort), the Bridle Path is the fanciest, most expensive neighborhood in all of Canada. Residents include Celine Dion, Gordon Lightfoot, and a bunch of uber-wealthy Bay Street-types (our Wall Street). So at 7am it’s probably just nannies pushing rich babies in strollers, Gordon Lightfoot on a walk with his morning chamomile, and Drake brainstorming clever ways to insult Kanye.

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Todrick Hall Has Joined The Kanye West And Taylor Swift Phone Call Feud

March 24, 2020 / Posted by:

You know it’s bad when the only non-coronavirus related celebrity beef is a dried up Stouffer’s Yankee pot roast that got baked in the oven too long, thrown out, taken to the dump with the other trash, rained on, then dried out again in the sun before getting scooped up by a seagull and dropped in a cornfield on Taylor Swift’s back forty. The beef in question is Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s never ending feud with Taylor over that fucking “Famous” phone call. Earlier this week, the aforementioned seagull (Kris Jenner in Moira Schitt’s The Crows Have Eyes drag) unearthed the full video of the call, prompting Kim and Taylor to engage in the most passive aggressive cat fight the world has ever seen. Now Bombalurina’s messy friend Todrick Hall has inserted himself into the narrative by talking about Kim’s vaginal crevices. Unlike many of us who don’t have much to do at the moment, Todrick is actually doing way too much.

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